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Re: 5/7/2015
« Reply #195 on: May 07, 2015, 02:17:24 PM »

Last 2 hours, longest part of the day.
Tiger just missed a 4' putt, didn't even catch the hole.  2 snap hook drives to start, could be a rough day.
His roughest day is better than my best day.  Fuck him.
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Re: 5/7/2015
« Reply #196 on: May 07, 2015, 02:22:12 PM »

Good afternoon/morning, guys.  Busy day.  Hope everyone is well and enjoying the jam.
Howdy Tony!
Shaun!  When are you leaving for the wrong coast?
Saturday around 3p
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Re: 5/7/2015
« Reply #197 on: May 07, 2015, 02:23:10 PM »

These PDR's are a good deal, 2 full boxes for $100!!
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Re: 5/7/2015
« Reply #198 on: May 07, 2015, 02:24:41 PM »

Last 2 hours, longest part of the day.
Tiger just missed a 4' putt, didn't even catch the hole.  2 snap hook drives to start, could be a rough day.
His roughest day is better than my best day.  Fuck him.
I dunno...when the wife is chasing you with a golf club and you crash the SUV in front of the house and the pics go bad and nationwide, and you don't know it but your career is going to go in the toilet for years...that's a pretty bad day.  Don't think I'd trade him for that one, even if all his money was thrown in. 

Well, maybe...
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Re: 5/7/2015
« Reply #199 on: May 07, 2015, 02:35:02 PM »

Last 2 hours, longest part of the day.
Tiger just missed a 4' putt, didn't even catch the hole.  2 snap hook drives to start, could be a rough day.
Jeez, get a fuk'n job!
Don't be jealous, it's a bad look ;)
LMFAO
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Re: 5/7/2015
« Reply #200 on: May 07, 2015, 02:40:35 PM »

Last 2 hours, longest part of the day.
Tiger just missed a 4' putt, didn't even catch the hole.  2 snap hook drives to start, could be a rough day.
His roughest day is better than my best day.  Fuck him.
I dunno...when the wife is chasing you with a golf club and you crash the SUV in front of the house and the pics go bad and nationwide, and you don't know it but your career is going to go in the toilet for years...that's a pretty bad day.  Don't think I'd trade him for that one, even if all his money was thrown in. 

Well, maybe...
I'd do it, just as long as I got all the sex beforehand that got me into that trouble :)
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Re: 5/7/2015
« Reply #201 on: May 07, 2015, 02:42:45 PM »

Last 2 hours, longest part of the day.
Tiger just missed a 4' putt, didn't even catch the hole.  2 snap hook drives to start, could be a rough day.
His roughest day is better than my best day.  Fuck him.
I dunno...when the wife is chasing you with a golf club and you crash the SUV in front of the house and the pics go bad and nationwide, and you don't know it but your career is going to go in the toilet for years...that's a pretty bad day.  Don't think I'd trade him for that one, even if all his money was thrown in. 

Well, maybe...
And his Ski Bunny dumped him so his putter is probably limp😀
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Re: 5/7/2015
« Reply #202 on: May 07, 2015, 02:42:52 PM »

Last 2 hours, longest part of the day.
Tiger just missed a 4' putt, didn't even catch the hole.  2 snap hook drives to start, could be a rough day.
His roughest day is better than my best day.  Fuck him.
I dunno...when the wife is chasing you with a golf club and you crash the SUV in front of the house and the pics go bad and nationwide, and you don't know it but your career is going to go in the toilet for years...that's a pretty bad day.  Don't think I'd trade him for that one, even if all his money was thrown in. 

Well, maybe...
I'd do it, just as long as I got all the sex beforehand that got me into that trouble :)
It's difficult to really do an apples-to-apples comparison.  My wife wouldn't have been chasing me with a golf club.  She knows how to use the firearms.
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Re: 5/7/2015
« Reply #203 on: May 07, 2015, 02:45:28 PM »

Last 2 hours, longest part of the day.
Tiger just missed a 4' putt, didn't even catch the hole.  2 snap hook drives to start, could be a rough day.
His roughest day is better than my best day.  Fuck him.
I dunno...when the wife is chasing you with a golf club and you crash the SUV in front of the house and the pics go bad and nationwide, and you don't know it but your career is going to go in the toilet for years...that's a pretty bad day.  Don't think I'd trade him for that one, even if all his money was thrown in. 

Well, maybe...
And his Ski Bunny dumped him so his putter is probably limp😀
She is such a smokeshow-he fuk'd up again!
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Re: 5/7/2015
« Reply #204 on: May 07, 2015, 02:51:09 PM »

Last 2 hours, longest part of the day.
Tiger just missed a 4' putt, didn't even catch the hole.  2 snap hook drives to start, could be a rough day.
His roughest day is better than my best day.  Fuck him.
I dunno...when the wife is chasing you with a golf club and you crash the SUV in front of the house and the pics go bad and nationwide, and you don't know it but your career is going to go in the toilet for years...that's a pretty bad day.  Don't think I'd trade him for that one, even if all his money was thrown in. 

Well, maybe...
And his Ski Bunny dumped him so his putter is probably limp😀
Historically, he doesn't get dumped because his putter is limp.  Its perpetual rigidity is what seems to get him in trouble.
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Re: 5/7/2015
« Reply #205 on: May 07, 2015, 02:52:00 PM »

Last 2 hours, longest part of the day.
Tiger just missed a 4' putt, didn't even catch the hole.  2 snap hook drives to start, could be a rough day.
His roughest day is better than my best day.  Fuck him.
I dunno...when the wife is chasing you with a golf club and you crash the SUV in front of the house and the pics go bad and nationwide, and you don't know it but your career is going to go in the toilet for years...that's a pretty bad day.  Don't think I'd trade him for that one, even if all his money was thrown in. 

Well, maybe...
And his Ski Bunny dumped him so his putter is probably limp😀
She is such a smokeshow-he fuk'd up again!
He'll cry all the way to the strip club...after he stops by the bank.
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Re: 5/7/2015
« Reply #206 on: May 07, 2015, 02:55:20 PM »

Last 2 hours, longest part of the day.
Tiger just missed a 4' putt, didn't even catch the hole.  2 snap hook drives to start, could be a rough day.
His roughest day is better than my best day.  Fuck him.
I dunno...when the wife is chasing you with a golf club and you crash the SUV in front of the house and the pics go bad and nationwide, and you don't know it but your career is going to go in the toilet for years...that's a pretty bad day.  Don't think I'd trade him for that one, even if all his money was thrown in. 

Well, maybe...
And his Ski Bunny dumped him so his putter is probably limp
Historically, he doesn't get dumped because his putter is limp.  Its perpetual rigidity is what seems to get him in trouble.
You got it backwards,  got dumped so his putter is limp not limp putter got him dumped.  Big Difference
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Re: 5/7/2015
« Reply #207 on: May 07, 2015, 02:55:56 PM »

Last 2 hours, longest part of the day.
Tiger just missed a 4' putt, didn't even catch the hole.  2 snap hook drives to start, could be a rough day.
His roughest day is better than my best day.  Fuck him.
I dunno...when the wife is chasing you with a golf club and you crash the SUV in front of the house and the pics go bad and nationwide, and you don't know it but your career is going to go in the toilet for years...that's a pretty bad day.  Don't think I'd trade him for that one, even if all his money was thrown in. 

Well, maybe...
And his Ski Bunny dumped him so his putter is probably limp
She is such a smokeshow-he fuk'd up again!
He'll cry all the way to the strip club...after he stops by the bank.
Denny's is where he likes to find his sweet things.
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Re: 5/7/2015
« Reply #208 on: May 07, 2015, 02:57:26 PM »

1 more fuk'n hour and I don't  have to come to this damn office for 3 days. 
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Re: 5/7/2015
« Reply #209 on: May 07, 2015, 02:58:07 PM »

1 more fuk'n hour and I don't  have to come to this damn office for 3 days.
I hope I still remember how to work...
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