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Re: 5/6/2015
« Reply #135 on: May 06, 2015, 12:08:38 PM »

Tex, those Jade Helmers come to disarm you yet?
Not yet but they are right outside of town.   PTL "O" said we have nothing to fear!
Yeah, and your governor is monitoring them.

Word on the news is people are really uptight down there. Is there some particular reason folks think Big O is targeting Texas? They've even got my cousin up in arms.
Well the State is defending the border as much as they can with their own forces, it is an overwhelmingly R state,  we do encourage private ownership of guns and ammo, we are allowed by law to defend our person and property from threats and we are pretty damn independent with over half the nations fuel resources.   Oh yeah and there is the Alamo!  I don't think "O" supports a lot of those ideals.  Yes folks are pretty uptight but the Governor has now said he is confident that this is a legitimate military exercise and ok.
Obama doesn't believe in ideals enough to feel threatened by any.  I'm sorry to the good people of Texas, but I'm giggling about all this.  Even commies know one doesn't impose martial law unless forced to.  It's personnel-intensive, prompts the very human resistance impulse, and increases the cost of doing business.  It's cheaper to just lie, lie, lie and keep the money flowing.  Long as the money's flowing, you've got them by the 'nads.  No need to grab the neck.
Except they do have to practice it many times before the real thing, perhaps in late fall of 2016 according to many! ;)
Still giggling.  If Texans want to see martial law in the late fall of 2016, they need to get off their asses and actually start, y'know, revolting.  ;)
Who siad it would start in Texas and who said they "want" it?????   Seattle, Baltimore, NY, Ferguson - any of those ring a bell?
Yeah, but notice that Jade Helm doesn't designate Washington, Maryland, NY or Missouri are hostile areas.  ;)
So?  That is totally meaningless, TX is not the only Jade Helm state either.
There.  I riled Tex.  It's gonna be a good day. 

 ;)

Just say "Texas sucks" and they start rioting in the streets of Houston.
Or say California Sucks and another million of you will move here. :)  Oh, wait a minute don't have to say anything they will come anyway.

Then I say good riddance... more water for me!
Many more come to this area and might have to start requiring they bring water, our primary water supply  lake is 50 feet low right now and we are almost done with the rainy season.

I'll grab some in New Mexico when I come.
Just bring some Ballast Point and we will let you right on in!
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Re: 5/6/2015
« Reply #136 on: May 06, 2015, 12:14:17 PM »

Tex, those Jade Helmers come to disarm you yet?
Not yet but they are right outside of town.   PTL "O" said we have nothing to fear!
Yeah, and your governor is monitoring them.

Word on the news is people are really uptight down there. Is there some particular reason folks think Big O is targeting Texas? They've even got my cousin up in arms.
Well the State is defending the border as much as they can with their own forces, it is an overwhelmingly R state,  we do encourage private ownership of guns and ammo, we are allowed by law to defend our person and property from threats and we are pretty damn independent with over half the nations fuel resources.   Oh yeah and there is the Alamo!  I don't think "O" supports a lot of those ideals.  Yes folks are pretty uptight but the Governor has now said he is confident that this is a legitimate military exercise and ok.
Obama doesn't believe in ideals enough to feel threatened by any.  I'm sorry to the good people of Texas, but I'm giggling about all this.  Even commies know one doesn't impose martial law unless forced to.  It's personnel-intensive, prompts the very human resistance impulse, and increases the cost of doing business.  It's cheaper to just lie, lie, lie and keep the money flowing.  Long as the money's flowing, you've got them by the 'nads.  No need to grab the neck.
Except they do have to practice it many times before the real thing, perhaps in late fall of 2016 according to many! ;)
Still giggling.  If Texans want to see martial law in the late fall of 2016, they need to get off their asses and actually start, y'know, revolting.  ;)
Who siad it would start in Texas and who said they "want" it?????   Seattle, Baltimore, NY, Ferguson - any of those ring a bell?
Yeah, but notice that Jade Helm doesn't designate Washington, Maryland, NY or Missouri are hostile areas.  ;)
So?  That is totally meaningless, TX is not the only Jade Helm state either.
There.  I riled Tex.  It's gonna be a good day. 

 ;)

Just say "Texas sucks" and they start rioting in the streets of Houston.
Or say California Sucks and another million of you will move here. :)  Oh, wait a minute don't have to say anything they will come anyway.

Then I say good riddance... more water for me!
Many more come to this area and might have to start requiring they bring water, our primary water supply  lake is 50 feet low right now and we are almost done with the rainy season.

I'll grab some in New Mexico when I come.
Just bring some Ballast Point and we will let you right on in!

LOL, good idea.  Screw water, I'll bring booze.
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Re: 5/6/2015
« Reply #137 on: May 06, 2015, 12:18:22 PM »

Tex, those Jade Helmers come to disarm you yet?
Not yet but they are right outside of town.   PTL "O" said we have nothing to fear!
Yeah, and your governor is monitoring them.

Word on the news is people are really uptight down there. Is there some particular reason folks think Big O is targeting Texas? They've even got my cousin up in arms.
Well the State is defending the border as much as they can with their own forces, it is an overwhelmingly R state,  we do encourage private ownership of guns and ammo, we are allowed by law to defend our person and property from threats and we are pretty damn independent with over half the nations fuel resources.   Oh yeah and there is the Alamo!  I don't think "O" supports a lot of those ideals.  Yes folks are pretty uptight but the Governor has now said he is confident that this is a legitimate military exercise and ok.
Obama doesn't believe in ideals enough to feel threatened by any.  I'm sorry to the good people of Texas, but I'm giggling about all this.  Even commies know one doesn't impose martial law unless forced to.  It's personnel-intensive, prompts the very human resistance impulse, and increases the cost of doing business.  It's cheaper to just lie, lie, lie and keep the money flowing.  Long as the money's flowing, you've got them by the 'nads.  No need to grab the neck.
Except they do have to practice it many times before the real thing, perhaps in late fall of 2016 according to many! ;)
Still giggling.  If Texans want to see martial law in the late fall of 2016, they need to get off their asses and actually start, y'know, revolting.  ;)
Who siad it would start in Texas and who said they "want" it?????   Seattle, Baltimore, NY, Ferguson - any of those ring a bell?
Yeah, but notice that Jade Helm doesn't designate Washington, Maryland, NY or Missouri are hostile areas.  ;)
So?  That is totally meaningless, TX is not the only Jade Helm state either.
There.  I riled Tex.  It's gonna be a good day. 

 ;)

Just say "Texas sucks" and they start rioting in the streets of Houston.
Or say California Sucks and another million of you will move here. :)  Oh, wait a minute don't have to say anything they will come anyway.

Then I say good riddance... more water for me!
Many more come to this area and might have to start requiring they bring water, our primary water supply  lake is 50 feet low right now and we are almost done with the rainy season.

I'll grab some in New Mexico when I come.
Just bring some Ballast Point and we will let you right on in!

LOL, good idea.  Screw water, I'll bring booze.
Throw in some cigars with that and we will come pick you up, add couple of cases of that $55 Lagavulin and we will send a jet for you!
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Re: 5/6/2015
« Reply #138 on: May 06, 2015, 12:20:09 PM »

Tex, those Jade Helmers come to disarm you yet?
Not yet but they are right outside of town.   PTL "O" said we have nothing to fear!
Yeah, and your governor is monitoring them.

Word on the news is people are really uptight down there. Is there some particular reason folks think Big O is targeting Texas? They've even got my cousin up in arms.
Well the State is defending the border as much as they can with their own forces, it is an overwhelmingly R state,  we do encourage private ownership of guns and ammo, we are allowed by law to defend our person and property from threats and we are pretty damn independent with over half the nations fuel resources.   Oh yeah and there is the Alamo!  I don't think "O" supports a lot of those ideals.  Yes folks are pretty uptight but the Governor has now said he is confident that this is a legitimate military exercise and ok.
Obama doesn't believe in ideals enough to feel threatened by any.  I'm sorry to the good people of Texas, but I'm giggling about all this.  Even commies know one doesn't impose martial law unless forced to.  It's personnel-intensive, prompts the very human resistance impulse, and increases the cost of doing business.  It's cheaper to just lie, lie, lie and keep the money flowing.  Long as the money's flowing, you've got them by the 'nads.  No need to grab the neck.
Except they do have to practice it many times before the real thing, perhaps in late fall of 2016 according to many! ;)
Still giggling.  If Texans want to see martial law in the late fall of 2016, they need to get off their asses and actually start, y'know, revolting.  ;)
Who siad it would start in Texas and who said they "want" it?????   Seattle, Baltimore, NY, Ferguson - any of those ring a bell?
Yeah, but notice that Jade Helm doesn't designate Washington, Maryland, NY or Missouri are hostile areas.  ;)
So?  That is totally meaningless, TX is not the only Jade Helm state either.
There.  I riled Tex.  It's gonna be a good day. 

 ;)

Just say "Texas sucks" and they start rioting in the streets of Houston.
Or say California Sucks and another million of you will move here. :)  Oh, wait a minute don't have to say anything they will come anyway.

Then I say good riddance... more water for me!
Many more come to this area and might have to start requiring they bring water, our primary water supply  lake is 50 feet low right now and we are almost done with the rainy season.

I'll grab some in New Mexico when I come.
Easier to steal it from Arizona.  California been doing that for a long, long time.
Just a side note Raz,  the Famous Cow Town of Ft Worth has moved almost as far left as Austin.
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Re: 5/6/2015
« Reply #139 on: May 06, 2015, 12:22:25 PM »

Tex, those Jade Helmers come to disarm you yet?
Not yet but they are right outside of town.   PTL "O" said we have nothing to fear!
Yeah, and your governor is monitoring them.

Word on the news is people are really uptight down there. Is there some particular reason folks think Big O is targeting Texas? They've even got my cousin up in arms.
Well the State is defending the border as much as they can with their own forces, it is an overwhelmingly R state,  we do encourage private ownership of guns and ammo, we are allowed by law to defend our person and property from threats and we are pretty damn independent with over half the nations fuel resources.   Oh yeah and there is the Alamo!  I don't think "O" supports a lot of those ideals.  Yes folks are pretty uptight but the Governor has now said he is confident that this is a legitimate military exercise and ok.
Obama doesn't believe in ideals enough to feel threatened by any.  I'm sorry to the good people of Texas, but I'm giggling about all this.  Even commies know one doesn't impose martial law unless forced to.  It's personnel-intensive, prompts the very human resistance impulse, and increases the cost of doing business.  It's cheaper to just lie, lie, lie and keep the money flowing.  Long as the money's flowing, you've got them by the 'nads.  No need to grab the neck.
Except they do have to practice it many times before the real thing, perhaps in late fall of 2016 according to many! ;)
Still giggling.  If Texans want to see martial law in the late fall of 2016, they need to get off their asses and actually start, y'know, revolting.  ;)
Who siad it would start in Texas and who said they "want" it?????   Seattle, Baltimore, NY, Ferguson - any of those ring a bell?
Yeah, but notice that Jade Helm doesn't designate Washington, Maryland, NY or Missouri are hostile areas.  ;)
So?  That is totally meaningless, TX is not the only Jade Helm state either.
There.  I riled Tex.  It's gonna be a good day. 

 ;)

Just say "Texas sucks" and they start rioting in the streets of Houston.
Or say California Sucks and another million of you will move here. :)  Oh, wait a minute don't have to say anything they will come anyway.

Then I say good riddance... more water for me!
Many more come to this area and might have to start requiring they bring water, our primary water supply  lake is 50 feet low right now and we are almost done with the rainy season.

I'll grab some in New Mexico when I come.
Just bring some Ballast Point and we will let you right on in!

LOL, good idea.  Screw water, I'll bring booze.
Throw in some cigars with that and we will come pick you up, add couple of cases of that $55 Lagavulin and we will send a jet for you!

No wonder everyone's flocking to Texas... with an offer like that it's hard to say no. 
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Re: 5/6/2015
« Reply #140 on: May 06, 2015, 12:36:35 PM »

Tex, those Jade Helmers come to disarm you yet?
Not yet but they are right outside of town.   PTL "O" said we have nothing to fear!
Yeah, and your governor is monitoring them.

Word on the news is people are really uptight down there. Is there some particular reason folks think Big O is targeting Texas? They've even got my cousin up in arms.
Well the State is defending the border as much as they can with their own forces, it is an overwhelmingly R state,  we do encourage private ownership of guns and ammo, we are allowed by law to defend our person and property from threats and we are pretty damn independent with over half the nations fuel resources.   Oh yeah and there is the Alamo!  I don't think "O" supports a lot of those ideals.  Yes folks are pretty uptight but the Governor has now said he is confident that this is a legitimate military exercise and ok.
Obama doesn't believe in ideals enough to feel threatened by any.  I'm sorry to the good people of Texas, but I'm giggling about all this.  Even commies know one doesn't impose martial law unless forced to.  It's personnel-intensive, prompts the very human resistance impulse, and increases the cost of doing business.  It's cheaper to just lie, lie, lie and keep the money flowing.  Long as the money's flowing, you've got them by the 'nads.  No need to grab the neck.
Except they do have to practice it many times before the real thing, perhaps in late fall of 2016 according to many! ;)
Still giggling.  If Texans want to see martial law in the late fall of 2016, they need to get off their asses and actually start, y'know, revolting.  ;)
Who siad it would start in Texas and who said they "want" it?????   Seattle, Baltimore, NY, Ferguson - any of those ring a bell?
Yeah, but notice that Jade Helm doesn't designate Washington, Maryland, NY or Missouri are hostile areas.  ;)
So?  That is totally meaningless, TX is not the only Jade Helm state either.
There.  I riled Tex.  It's gonna be a good day. 

 ;)

Just say "Texas sucks" and they start rioting in the streets of Houston.
Or say California Sucks and another million of you will move here. :)  Oh, wait a minute don't have to say anything they will come anyway.

Then I say good riddance... more water for me!
Many more come to this area and might have to start requiring they bring water, our primary water supply  lake is 50 feet low right now and we are almost done with the rainy season.

I'll grab some in New Mexico when I come.
Just bring some Ballast Point and we will let you right on in!

LOL, good idea.  Screw water, I'll bring booze.
Throw in some cigars with that and we will come pick you up, add couple of cases of that $55 Lagavulin and we will send a jet for you!

No wonder everyone's flocking to Texas... with an offer like that it's hard to say no.
and when you throw in the No State Income Tax, what ya got to lose?
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Re: 5/6/2015
« Reply #141 on: May 06, 2015, 12:37:13 PM »

Brought some Leftover bbq ribs for lunch today.
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Re: 5/6/2015
« Reply #142 on: May 06, 2015, 12:39:51 PM »

Guess CG dropped a couple then went to watch the View.
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Re: 5/6/2015
« Reply #143 on: May 06, 2015, 12:44:33 PM »

Afternoon, all. Seems kinda quiet. Everyone still nursing their tequila hangovers?
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Re: 5/6/2015
« Reply #144 on: May 06, 2015, 12:47:16 PM »

Afternoon, all. Seems kinda quiet. Everyone still nursing their tequila hangovers?

Hey there, Steve.  Don't need a reason to drink, personally.  The booze was flowing last night. 
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« Reply #145 on: May 06, 2015, 12:48:14 PM »

Tex, those Jade Helmers come to disarm you yet?
Not yet but they are right outside of town.   PTL "O" said we have nothing to fear!
Yeah, and your governor is monitoring them.

Word on the news is people are really uptight down there. Is there some particular reason folks think Big O is targeting Texas? They've even got my cousin up in arms.
Well the State is defending the border as much as they can with their own forces, it is an overwhelmingly R state,  we do encourage private ownership of guns and ammo, we are allowed by law to defend our person and property from threats and we are pretty damn independent with over half the nations fuel resources.   Oh yeah and there is the Alamo!  I don't think "O" supports a lot of those ideals.  Yes folks are pretty uptight but the Governor has now said he is confident that this is a legitimate military exercise and ok.
Obama doesn't believe in ideals enough to feel threatened by any.  I'm sorry to the good people of Texas, but I'm giggling about all this.  Even commies know one doesn't impose martial law unless forced to.  It's personnel-intensive, prompts the very human resistance impulse, and increases the cost of doing business.  It's cheaper to just lie, lie, lie and keep the money flowing.  Long as the money's flowing, you've got them by the 'nads.  No need to grab the neck.
Except they do have to practice it many times before the real thing, perhaps in late fall of 2016 according to many! ;)
Still giggling.  If Texans want to see martial law in the late fall of 2016, they need to get off their asses and actually start, y'know, revolting.  ;)
Who siad it would start in Texas and who said they "want" it?????   Seattle, Baltimore, NY, Ferguson - any of those ring a bell?
Yeah, but notice that Jade Helm doesn't designate Washington, Maryland, NY or Missouri are hostile areas.  ;)
So?  That is totally meaningless, TX is not the only Jade Helm state either.
There.  I riled Tex.  It's gonna be a good day. 

 ;)

Just say "Texas sucks" and they start rioting in the streets of Houston.
Or say California Sucks and another million of you will move here. :)  Oh, wait a minute don't have to say anything they will come anyway.

Then I say good riddance... more water for me!
Many more come to this area and might have to start requiring they bring water, our primary water supply  lake is 50 feet low right now and we are almost done with the rainy season.

I'll grab some in New Mexico when I come.
Just bring some Ballast Point and we will let you right on in!

LOL, good idea.  Screw water, I'll bring booze.
Throw in some cigars with that and we will come pick you up, add couple of cases of that $55 Lagavulin and we will send a jet for you!

No wonder everyone's flocking to Texas... with an offer like that it's hard to say no.
and when you throw in the No State Income Tax, what ya got to lose?
That's why so many come here, too.
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Re: 5/6/2015
« Reply #146 on: May 06, 2015, 12:49:32 PM »

Afternoon, all. Seems kinda quiet. Everyone still nursing their tequila hangovers?
Nah, the wife didn't even make Mexican food last night.  I drank bourbon and helped #2 son with his geometry.
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Re: 5/6/2015
« Reply #147 on: May 06, 2015, 12:53:46 PM »

Afternoon, all. Seems kinda quiet. Everyone still nursing their tequila hangovers?

Hey there, Steve.  Don't need a reason to drink, personally.  The booze was flowing last night.
Had a couple fat gin and tonics myself, then paid for it when my dog had to go out at 1AM to drop a deuce
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« Reply #148 on: May 06, 2015, 12:57:47 PM »

Afternoon, all. Seems kinda quiet. Everyone still nursing their tequila hangovers?
Afternoon B.S.
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Re: 5/6/2015
« Reply #149 on: May 06, 2015, 12:58:02 PM »

Afternoon, all. Seems kinda quiet. Everyone still nursing their tequila hangovers?

Hey there, Steve.  Don't need a reason to drink, personally.  The booze was flowing last night.

Agreed and +1... although, like Bret, I was enjoying some Bourbon. Turkey 101 more specifically.
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