Tex, those Jade Helmers come to disarm you yet?
Not yet but they are right outside of town. PTL "O" said we have nothing to fear!
Yeah, and your governor is monitoring them.
Word on the news is people are really uptight down there. Is there some particular reason folks think Big O is targeting Texas? They've even got my cousin up in arms.
Well the State is defending the border as much as they can with their own forces, it is an overwhelmingly R state, we do encourage private ownership of guns and ammo, we are allowed by law to defend our person and property from threats and we are pretty damn independent with over half the nations fuel resources. Oh yeah and there is the Alamo! I don't think "O" supports a lot of those ideals. Yes folks are pretty uptight but the Governor has now said he is confident that this is a legitimate military exercise and ok.
Obama doesn't believe in ideals enough to feel threatened by any. I'm sorry to the good people of Texas, but I'm giggling about all this. Even commies know one doesn't impose martial law unless forced to. It's personnel-intensive, prompts the very human resistance impulse, and increases the cost of doing business. It's cheaper to just lie, lie, lie and keep the money flowing. Long as the money's flowing, you've got them by the 'nads. No need to grab the neck.
Except they do have to practice it many times before the real thing, perhaps in late fall of 2016 according to many! 
Still giggling. If Texans want to see martial law in the late fall of 2016, they need to get off their asses and actually start, y'know, revolting. 
Who siad it would start in Texas and who said they "want" it?

? Seattle, Baltimore, NY, Ferguson - any of those ring a bell? While it is in TX could be in many other places too but does Garland ring a different bell? I don't run in the conspiracy circles but I do watch the news.