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[Travellin Dave]

Think I'll play it safe and go with this:

[Travellin Dave]

Hey guys, Dean's chaffed penis here. Pheewwww, is that guy horny! You should see what he does with me and what he sticks me into, I had to get away for a minute...Partagas Black lit here. The poor testicles are used like speed bags, I told them I'd bring back an ice pack. Gotta go, he's looking for his phone

LOL!  My penis is living vicariously through you.

So does that mean we're getting vicarious action?

something like that, did I mention i think biker lady
looks a little like Michelle pfieffer

OK, you got my attention....where'd you see that?

I didn't say she actually looked like that, I said since I am one of the
folks living vicariously through dean, that's my choice for nympho biker lady...
For all I know she's a Hillary Clinton Look alike....

That's strange, that's TexDave's choice.

I've heard him say F Hillary on multiple occasions, so he must be infatuated.

[sfish]

I have to go look at a few jobs, back later

Joe did you get any Enjoy By 4-20-2015?

Great beer.  Really enjoyed that one.

+100  but they all blamed it on the Whistle Pig.

Yes, easy target but I didn't have any bourbon so it was all the beer for me. I felt it at 4:30 the next morning when the alarm rang

[Travellin Dave]

I have to go look at a few jobs, back later

Joe did you get any Enjoy By 4-20-2015?

Great beer.  Really enjoyed that one.

+100  but they all blamed it on the Whistle Pig.

Yes, easy target but I didn't have any bourbon so it was all the beer for me. I felt it at 4:30 the next morning when the alarm rang

So you raced the puppy out back to see who would go first?

[sfish]

morning guys, EPC 2nd robusto and coffee going here. bikerlady still sleeping, going to make a 15 egg casserole when she gets up with a loaf of toasted rye bread and hash browns. brewing another pot of coffee and will decide in a third cigar before taking bikerlady to the verizon store to sign her up on my plan, just for the first month until she gets on her feet. heading to home depot after that to get materials to re-roof my neighbors place, plant a garden, build a gazebo them grab an early lunch before heading to a meeting. bbl

First Florida gazebo, Dean is settled in for sure!  Gonna make it a double?

trying to help a bit and get back in the landlady's good favor plus you know me, can't keep still

Not his first Deadbeat phone user though.

bikerlady up, have to go. maybe it was my penis hitting her forehead that woke her? bbl

More like your penis filling in for your brain.

Oh boy, I work for 10 minutes and all hell breaks loose?

Just switched over to the Deanism Of The Dayl but of course he ran out the door quick so all is calm again.

Come on, guys, Tony is pulling your collective legs.  Funny schitt there, Mr. Mayor.

You give me too much credit.  I'm not that clever.  Good morning Mark and Shaun.

So that's really Dean posting?  Lord help us...

We couldn't make that shit up.

lets see red stars, check, someone intelligent enough to pull
this off for any amount of time, we will see!

The writing isn't in Dean's style.

It's not Dean.  Tony & Scott disavow, so guess it's just a troll with an inside connection.  Oh well, entertaining by banter standards just the same.

I thought the 15 egg casserole seemed like a bit much, but I figured he just really gave it to her good.

Protein on top of protein

[jswaykos]

JWacky, you free next Tuesday evening?

Believe so!  You in town yet again?

Just like a bad penny!
Supposed to be in Irvine, but will be SD for the Day.

Sounds good. Tuesdays work well for me this month.  I'll tell ol' Dan but two nights out in a single month may be too much for him to ask of the warden.  But I'll have his Master Collection Twos hostage. 

[Travellin Dave]

Lunchtime lull...

[sfish]

JWacky, you free next Tuesday evening?

Believe so!  You in town yet again?

Just like a bad penny!
Supposed to be in Irvine, but will be SD for the Day.

Speaking of which I have 4 pennies for you to return...Jericho Hills delivering today btw

[sfish]

I have to go look at a few jobs, back later

Joe did you get any Enjoy By 4-20-2015?

Great beer.  Really enjoyed that one.

+100  but they all blamed it on the Whistle Pig.

Yes, easy target but I didn't have any bourbon so it was all the beer for me. I felt it at 4:30 the next morning when the alarm rang

So you raced the puppy out back to see who would go first?

Ironic you say that, I got up this morning and was trying to get dressed when a heard a whine from him so I had to speed up. I almost had to pee side by side with him this morning in the yard

[CigarGuy87]

I have to go look at a few jobs, back later

Joe did you get any Enjoy By 4-20-2015?

Great beer.  Really enjoyed that one.

+100  but they all blamed it on the Whistle Pig.

Yes, easy target but I didn't have any bourbon so it was all the beer for me. I felt it at 4:30 the next morning when the alarm rang

So you raced the puppy out back to see who would go first?

Ironic you say that, I got up this morning and was trying to get dressed when a heard a whine from him so I had to speed up. I almost had to pee side by side with him this morning in the yard

LALTS! Just took my dog to the groomer, about to go pick her up

[sfish]

morning guys, EPC 2nd robusto and coffee going here. bikerlady still sleeping, going to make a 15 egg casserole when she gets up with a loaf of toasted rye bread and hash browns. brewing another pot of coffee and will decide in a third cigar before taking bikerlady to the verizon store to sign her up on my plan, just for the first month until she gets on her feet. heading to home depot after that to get materials to re-roof my neighbors place, plant a garden, build a gazebo them grab an early lunch before heading to a meeting. bbl

First Florida gazebo, Dean is settled in for sure!  Gonna make it a double?

trying to help a bit and get back in the landlady's good favor plus you know me, can't keep still

Not his first Deadbeat phone user though.

bikerlady up, have to go. maybe it was my penis hitting her forehead that woke her? bbl

More like your penis filling in for your brain.

Oh boy, I work for 10 minutes and all hell breaks loose?

Just switched over to the Deanism Of The Dayl but of course he ran out the door quick so all is calm again.

Come on, guys, Tony is pulling your collective legs.  Funny schitt there, Mr. Mayor.

You give me too much credit.  I'm not that clever.  Good morning Mark and Shaun.

So that's really Dean posting?  Lord help us...

We couldn't make that shit up.

lets see red stars, check, someone intelligent enough to pull
this off for any amount of time, we will see!

The writing isn't in Dean's style.

It's not Dean.  Tony & Scott disavow, so guess it's just a troll with an inside connection.  Oh well, entertaining by banter standards just the same.

You trusting Tony and/or Scott these days?  You spent way too much time in NJ!

We almost had him converted

[flip from jersey]

Hey guys, Dean's chaffed penis here. Pheewwww, is that guy horny! You should see what he does with me and what he sticks me into, I had to get away for a minute...Partagas Black lit here. The poor testicles are used like speed bags, I told them I'd bring back an ice pack. Gotta go, he's looking for his phone

LOL!  My penis is living vicariously through you.

So does that mean we're getting vicarious action?

something like that, did I mention i think biker lady
looks a little like Michelle pfieffer

OK, you got my attention....where'd you see that?

I didn't say she actually looked like that, I said since I am one of the
folks living vicariously through dean, that's my choice for nympho biker lady...
For all I know she's a Hillary Clinton Look alike....

So you just pull Michelle Pfeiffer out ouf a hat?  So we have a range somewhere in between....

i liked her in into the night, check IMDB...

[sfish]

morning guys, EPC 2nd robusto and coffee going here. bikerlady still sleeping, going to make a 15 egg casserole when she gets up with a loaf of toasted rye bread and hash browns. brewing another pot of coffee and will decide in a third cigar before taking bikerlady to the verizon store to sign her up on my plan, just for the first month until she gets on her feet. heading to home depot after that to get materials to re-roof my neighbors place, plant a garden, build a gazebo them grab an early lunch before heading to a meeting. bbl

First Florida gazebo, Dean is settled in for sure!  Gonna make it a double?

trying to help a bit and get back in the landlady's good favor plus you know me, can't keep still

Not his first Deadbeat phone user though.

bikerlady up, have to go. maybe it was my penis hitting her forehead that woke her? bbl

More like your penis filling in for your brain.

Oh boy, I work for 10 minutes and all hell breaks loose?

Just switched over to the Deanism Of The Dayl but of course he ran out the door quick so all is calm again.

Come on, guys, Tony is pulling your collective legs.  Funny schitt there, Mr. Mayor.

You give me too much credit.  I'm not that clever.  Good morning Mark and Shaun.

So that's really Dean posting?  Lord help us...

We couldn't make that shit up.

lets see red stars, check, someone intelligent enough to pull
this off for any amount of time, we will see!

The writing isn't in Dean's style.

It's not Dean.  Tony & Scott disavow, so guess it's just a troll with an inside connection.  Oh well, entertaining by banter standards just the same.

I thought the 15 egg casserole seemed like a bit much, but I figured he just really gave it to her good.

Geez, if you read back he's accomplishing an awful lot before lunch too

[flip from jersey]

I have to go look at a few jobs, back later

Joe did you get any Enjoy By 4-20-2015?

Great beer.  Really enjoyed that one.

+100  but they all blamed it on the Whistle Pig.

Yes, easy target but I didn't have any bourbon so it was all the beer for me. I felt it at 4:30 the next morning when the alarm rang

So you raced the puppy out back to see who would go first?

Ironic you say that, I got up this morning and was trying to get dressed when a heard a whine from him so I had to speed up. I almost had to pee side by side with him this morning in the yard

LALTS! Just took my dog to the groomer, about to go pick her up

you should have manny Moe & Jack,
check or change her oil....

[flip from jersey]

morning guys, EPC 2nd robusto and coffee going here. bikerlady still sleeping, going to make a 15 egg casserole when she gets up with a loaf of toasted rye bread and hash browns. brewing another pot of coffee and will decide in a third cigar before taking bikerlady to the verizon store to sign her up on my plan, just for the first month until she gets on her feet. heading to home depot after that to get materials to re-roof my neighbors place, plant a garden, build a gazebo them grab an early lunch before heading to a meeting. bbl

First Florida gazebo, Dean is settled in for sure!  Gonna make it a double?

trying to help a bit and get back in the landlady's good favor plus you know me, can't keep still

Not his first Deadbeat phone user though.

bikerlady up, have to go. maybe it was my penis hitting her forehead that woke her? bbl

More like your penis filling in for your brain.

Oh boy, I work for 10 minutes and all hell breaks loose?

Just switched over to the Deanism Of The Dayl but of course he ran out the door quick so all is calm again.

Come on, guys, Tony is pulling your collective legs.  Funny schitt there, Mr. Mayor.

You give me too much credit.  I'm not that clever.  Good morning Mark and Shaun.

So that's really Dean posting?  Lord help us...

We couldn't make that shit up.

lets see red stars, check, someone intelligent enough to pull
this off for any amount of time, we will see!

The writing isn't in Dean's style.

It's not Dean.  Tony & Scott disavow, so guess it's just a troll with an inside connection.  Oh well, entertaining by banter standards just the same.

I thought the 15 egg casserole seemed like a bit much, but I figured he just really gave it to her good.

Geez, if you read back he's accomplishing an awful lot before lunch too

it was the meeting that made it authentic!