Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you....
The Roses are Wilted, the Violets are Dead, the Sugar Bowl's empty, and so is your head....!
Happy Valentine's Day...  -Bad Dad
True Love!!  Mornin Dad!
Howdy Shaun.... You and the wife got big plans for today.....?  I have to make my wife a steak dinner, but on the better side, I'll get a steak dinner too.. 
Hahaha!  We are going to a fundraiser dinner tonight, Alli was the nurse for a couple whose son was delivered at 23weeks - gets me off the hook for cooking dinner and there are some nice silent auction items - HOPEFULLY A GUN OR TWO!  
With that kind of weather, how do the women keep from being permanently "perky".  Men as well for that matter...
Haha, I made that joke to my wife yesterday - she doesn't find perky nipples nearly as amusing as I do  
Try, "Nature's Thermometers."  You know those gum drops that are about the size of a Hershey's chocolate kiss...?  I've always wanted to glue some of those onto my wife's boobs and have her wear a blouse that you can't see through but would allow the gum drops to stick out.  Then go to a bar and see that the reactions would be.. 

  Who's already beat me in trying that...?