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Re: 2/14/2015
« Reply #120 on: February 14, 2015, 10:39:44 AM »

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you....
The Roses are Wilted, the Violets are Dead, the Sugar Bowl's empty, and so is your head....!

Happy Valentine's Day...  -Bad Dad
True Love!!  Mornin Dad!
Howdy Shaun.... You and the wife got big plans for today.....?  I have to make my wife a steak dinner, but on the better side, I'll get a steak dinner too.. :)
Hahaha!  We are going to a fundraiser dinner tonight, Alli was the nurse for a couple whose son was delivered at 23weeks - gets me off the hook for cooking dinner and there are some nice silent auction items - HOPEFULLY A GUN OR TWO!  ;D
Obviously, they didn't use Sure-Post.  They should have refused delivery and told the kid to come back in 17 weeks.  I guess you gotta keep him once you've signed.  No seriously, how old is the kid now?
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Re: 2/14/2015
« Reply #121 on: February 14, 2015, 10:40:40 AM »

Good morning to Dean too, but I think he might have gone already.  Considering Chip didn't post the historical facts today I still seem to have a bunch of catching up to do.
On this day in 2015 your banter was again attacked by 2 chicken-shit, drunk, assholes.   Ok you are caught up.
Fixed it for you   :D
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Re: 2/14/2015
« Reply #122 on: February 14, 2015, 10:40:41 AM »

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you....
The Roses are Wilted, the Violets are Dead, the Sugar Bowl's empty, and so is your head....!

Happy Valentine's Day...  -Bad Dad
True Love!!  Mornin Dad!
Howdy Shaun.... You and the wife got big plans for today.....?  I have to make my wife a steak dinner, but on the better side, I'll get a steak dinner too.. :)
Hahaha!  We are going to a fundraiser dinner tonight, Alli was the nurse for a couple whose son was delivered at 23weeks - gets me off the hook for cooking dinner and there are some nice silent auction items - HOPEFULLY A GUN OR TWO!  ;D
With that kind of weather, how do the women keep from being permanently "perky".  Men as well for that matter...
Haha, I made that joke to my wife yesterday - she doesn't find perky nipples nearly as amusing as I do  ;)
Try, "Nature's Thermometers."  You know those gum drops that are about the size of a Hershey's chocolate kiss...?  I've always wanted to glue some of those onto my wife's boobs and have her wear a blouse that you can't see through but would allow the gum drops to stick out.  Then go to a bar and see that the reactions would be.. :)  Who's already beat me in trying that...?
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Re: 2/14/2015
« Reply #123 on: February 14, 2015, 10:42:39 AM »

Any plans on sharing the cannoli today Mr. Mayor?
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Re: 2/14/2015
« Reply #124 on: February 14, 2015, 10:44:53 AM »

Good morning to Dean too, but I think he might have gone already.  Considering Chip didn't post the historical facts today I still seem to have a bunch of catching up to do.
On this day in 2015 your banter was again attacked by 2 chicken-shit, drunk, assholes.   Ok you are caught up.
Fixed it for you   :D
Thanks CG, good job that is more accurate.  By all means need to fit douchbags in there someway.
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Re: 2/14/2015
« Reply #125 on: February 14, 2015, 10:47:10 AM »

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you....
The Roses are Wilted, the Violets are Dead, the Sugar Bowl's empty, and so is your head....!

Happy Valentine's Day...  -Bad Dad
True Love!!  Mornin Dad!
Howdy Shaun.... You and the wife got big plans for today.....?  I have to make my wife a steak dinner, but on the better side, I'll get a steak dinner too.. :)
Hahaha!  We are going to a fundraiser dinner tonight, Alli was the nurse for a couple whose son was delivered at 23weeks - gets me off the hook for cooking dinner and there are some nice silent auction items - HOPEFULLY A GUN OR TWO!  ;D
With that kind of weather, how do the women keep from being permanently "perky".  Men as well for that matter...
Haha, I made that joke to my wife yesterday - she doesn't find perky nipples nearly as amusing as I do  ;)
Try, "Nature's Thermometers."  You know those gum drops that are about the size of a Hershey's chocolate kiss...?  I've always wanted to glue some of those onto my wife's boobs and have her wear a blouse that you can't see through but would allow the gum drops to stick out.  Then go to a bar and see that the reactions would be.. :)  Who's already beat me in trying that...?
Nope, think you're leading the way as usual BD!
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Re: 2/14/2015
« Reply #126 on: February 14, 2015, 10:47:21 AM »

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you....
The Roses are Wilted, the Violets are Dead, the Sugar Bowl's empty, and so is your head....!

Happy Valentine's Day...  -Bad Dad
True Love!!  Mornin Dad!
Howdy Shaun.... You and the wife got big plans for today.....?  I have to make my wife a steak dinner, but on the better side, I'll get a steak dinner too.. :)
Hahaha!  We are going to a fundraiser dinner tonight, Alli was the nurse for a couple whose son was delivered at 23weeks - gets me off the hook for cooking dinner and there are some nice silent auction items - HOPEFULLY A GUN OR TWO!  ;D
Obviously, they didn't use Sure-Post.  They should have refused delivery and told the kid to come back in 17 weeks.  I guess you gotta keep him once you've signed.  No seriously, how old is the kid now?
5months in the NiCu so far, hopefully he can come home in 2-5weeks(they are thinking)
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Re: 2/14/2015
« Reply #127 on: February 14, 2015, 10:47:27 AM »

Now now now.  I understand TXDave being upset because he was personally attacked but they love all this attention.  Why would you indulge them?
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Re: 2/14/2015
« Reply #128 on: February 14, 2015, 10:48:01 AM »

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you....
The Roses are Wilted, the Violets are Dead, the Sugar Bowl's empty, and so is your head....!

Happy Valentine's Day...  -Bad Dad
True Love!!  Mornin Dad!
Howdy Shaun.... You and the wife got big plans for today.....?  I have to make my wife a steak dinner, but on the better side, I'll get a steak dinner too.. :)
Hahaha!  We are going to a fundraiser dinner tonight, Alli was the nurse for a couple whose son was delivered at 23weeks - gets me off the hook for cooking dinner and there are some nice silent auction items - HOPEFULLY A GUN OR TWO!  ;D
With that kind of weather, how do the women keep from being permanently "perky".  Men as well for that matter...
Haha, I made that joke to my wife yesterday - she doesn't find perky nipples nearly as amusing as I do  ;)
I can see why, cold perky up there means frostbite.
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Re: 2/14/2015
« Reply #129 on: February 14, 2015, 10:49:14 AM »

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you....
The Roses are Wilted, the Violets are Dead, the Sugar Bowl's empty, and so is your head....!

Happy Valentine's Day...  -Bad Dad
True Love!!  Mornin Dad!
Howdy Shaun.... You and the wife got big plans for today.....?  I have to make my wife a steak dinner, but on the better side, I'll get a steak dinner too.. :)
Hahaha!  We are going to a fundraiser dinner tonight, Alli was the nurse for a couple whose son was delivered at 23weeks - gets me off the hook for cooking dinner and there are some nice silent auction items - HOPEFULLY A GUN OR TWO!  ;D
Obviously, they didn't use Sure-Post.  They should have refused delivery and told the kid to come back in 17 weeks.  I guess you gotta keep him once you've signed.  No seriously, how old is the kid now?
5months in the NiCu so far, hopefully he can come home in 2-5weeks(they are thinking)
Wow.  Impressive.  Sounds like a tough little guy.  Have fun tonight.
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Re: 2/14/2015
« Reply #130 on: February 14, 2015, 10:50:11 AM »

Now now now.  I understand TXDave being upset because he was personally attacked but they love all this attention.  Why would you indulge them?
All for one and one for all BOTL's and they may change the names but messages are meant for all.
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Re: 2/14/2015
« Reply #131 on: February 14, 2015, 10:50:14 AM »

Speaking of kids, mine have a  Valentine's Day surprise for me so I have to run.  Banter on!
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Re: 2/14/2015
« Reply #132 on: February 14, 2015, 10:51:32 AM »

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you....
The Roses are Wilted, the Violets are Dead, the Sugar Bowl's empty, and so is your head....!

Happy Valentine's Day...  -Bad Dad
True Love!!  Mornin Dad!
Howdy Shaun.... You and the wife got big plans for today.....?  I have to make my wife a steak dinner, but on the better side, I'll get a steak dinner too.. :)
Hahaha!  We are going to a fundraiser dinner tonight, Alli was the nurse for a couple whose son was delivered at 23weeks - gets me off the hook for cooking dinner and there are some nice silent auction items - HOPEFULLY A GUN OR TWO!  ;D
Obviously, they didn't use Sure-Post.  They should have refused delivery and told the kid to come back in 17 weeks.  I guess you gotta keep him once you've signed.  No seriously, how old is the kid now?
5months in the NiCu so far, hopefully he can come home in 2-5weeks(they are thinking)
Wow.  Impressive.  Sounds like a tough little guy.  Have fun tonight.
That is outstanding and warrants a celebration, especially one that can bring some help with the bills.
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Re: 2/14/2015
« Reply #133 on: February 14, 2015, 10:53:00 AM »

Good morning to Dean too, but I think he might have gone already.  Considering Chip didn't post the historical facts today I still seem to have a bunch of catching up to do.
On this day in 2015 your banter was again attacked by 2 chicken-shit, drunk, assholes.   Ok you are caught up.
Fixed it for you   :D
Thanks CG, good job that is more accurate.  By all means need to fit douchbags in there someway.
Seems too mild for their ill-nature...damn drunks!
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Re: 2/14/2015
« Reply #134 on: February 14, 2015, 10:53:18 AM »

Speaking of kids, mine have a  Valentine's Day surprise for me so I have to run.  Banter on!
See ya Tony!!
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