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[Travellin Dave]

Interesting story on the pilot that brought in the damaged Southwest flight the other day.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/04/18/southwest-airlines-pilot-pioneering-female-f-18-pilot-had-nerves-steel/527442002/

Somehow I get the feeling she won't get a movie made about her like Sully.

Already in the works.....
Topless Gun....starring Stormy Daniels....

She's one of those women that looks better with her clothes on, IMFO.

Stormy or Tammie?

Stormy is just porn star disgusting with or without clothing.

I really just meant from the waist up. Her breasts look great in a shirt, but take that off and they're just a mess. The bottom half of any pornstar is already a mess, that just goes without saying.

Apparently you've been doing homework.   

Well, naturally, after the story broke, I felt it was my duty as an American to look her up. But seeing her topless was like

Glad you fulfilled your responsibility as a 'Murican!

So were you real responsible and watch a full movie or just scan some stills....kind of a Cliff Notes approach?

Definitely Cliff Notes. After seeing the appetizer, didn't want to try the entree.

Left a bit of a fishy taste?

Lol, thank god I have no idea!

At least put the seat up before you do that!

You guys crack me up.  Like Stormy Daniels with the sags wouldn't be an improvement over 98% of the tits you've (happily) touched.  Riiiiight.

Have you actually looked at her tits, like a good American? If that's better than 98% of what you've touched, you have my condolences.

Indeed.  #faketits

Exactly. And not good looking ones at that.

Anything over a handful is a waste anyway.

I thought it was mouthful???   

I was at the beach at lunch and thought this was the best restaurant name ever then I saw this string of posts and damned if they don’t seem to go together quite well.

Add beer to that and we'd have the trifecta!

[razgueado]

want to know about sags? ask me, I know about sags, trust me.

Mic drop.

[A Friend of Charlie]

want to know about sags? ask me, I know about sags, trust me.

Mic drop.

That wasn't the only thing that dropped...

[razgueado]

want to know about sags? ask me, I know about sags, trust me.

Mic drop.

That wasn't the only thing that dropped...

"Okay, that's enough. Roll those back up..." -Ron White.

[Travellin Dave]

Good to see a lively discussion carry into the afternoon.

[Travellin Dave]

What might be lying around to smoke this evening I wonder...

[Travellin Dave]

Now we need the GIF boys to get back from their afternoon break and get back to work.

[flip from jersey]

good morning. waffles and coffee for the neighbor lady before she leaves, then a cigar and back to sleep.

Was she leaving to make the doughnuts?

Uh oh....sounds like Tony is getting aroused...

Woke up that way.

Good morning Dean, LTG, and NJDave.

While you're still all amped up Tony, here's some more erotica for you, courtesy of Jo...

https://magnolia.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Magnolia-Table-Menu-Feb-2018.pdf?x13004

Waco Texas, and they have lavender flavored coffee on the menu? 
Good morning boys

Good afternoon, Flipster. How's that cough of yours?

the cough is fine,  I can sometimes talk for a few minutes at a time,
thinking of trying karaoke this evening....

[Threebean]

Interesting story on the pilot that brought in the damaged Southwest flight the other day.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/04/18/southwest-airlines-pilot-pioneering-female-f-18-pilot-had-nerves-steel/527442002/

Somehow I get the feeling she won't get a movie made about her like Sully.

Already in the works.....
Topless Gun....starring Stormy Daniels....

She's one of those women that looks better with her clothes on, IMFO.

Stormy or Tammie?

Stormy is just porn star disgusting with or without clothing.

I really just meant from the waist up. Her breasts look great in a shirt, but take that off and they're just a mess. The bottom half of any pornstar is already a mess, that just goes without saying.

Apparently you've been doing homework.   

Well, naturally, after the story broke, I felt it was my duty as an American to look her up. But seeing her topless was like

Glad you fulfilled your responsibility as a 'Murican!

So were you real responsible and watch a full movie or just scan some stills....kind of a Cliff Notes approach?

Definitely Cliff Notes. After seeing the appetizer, didn't want to try the entree.

Left a bit of a fishy taste?

Lol, thank god I have no idea!

At least put the seat up before you do that!

You guys crack me up.  Like Stormy Daniels with the sags wouldn't be an improvement over 98% of the tits you've (happily) touched.  Riiiiight.

Have you actually looked at her tits, like a good American? If that's better than 98% of what you've touched, you have my condolences.

Indeed.  #faketits

Exactly. And not good looking ones at that.

Anything over a handful is a waste anyway.

I thought it was mouthful???   

I think that's if you're an infant.

[Threebean]

want to know about sags? ask me, I know about sags, trust me.

And with that Oy's man boobs avi has been forever eclipsed on the banter disgustometer. 

[A Friend of Charlie]

What might be lying around to smoke this evening I wonder...

No smoke for me. Dang rain.

[A Friend of Charlie]

good morning. waffles and coffee for the neighbor lady before she leaves, then a cigar and back to sleep.

Was she leaving to make the doughnuts?

Uh oh....sounds like Tony is getting aroused...

Woke up that way.

Good morning Dean, LTG, and NJDave.

While you're still all amped up Tony, here's some more erotica for you, courtesy of Jo...

https://magnolia.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Magnolia-Table-Menu-Feb-2018.pdf?x13004

Waco Texas, and they have lavender flavored coffee on the menu? 
Good morning boys

Good afternoon, Flipster. How's that cough of yours?

the cough is fine,  I can sometimes talk for a few minutes at a time,
thinking of trying karaoke this evening....

Have you considered smoking a cigar?

[razgueado]

What might be lying around to smoke this evening I wonder...

No smoke for me. Dang rain.

C'mon over. Beautiful day here.

[Travellin Dave]

Interesting story on the pilot that brought in the damaged Southwest flight the other day.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/04/18/southwest-airlines-pilot-pioneering-female-f-18-pilot-had-nerves-steel/527442002/

Somehow I get the feeling she won't get a movie made about her like Sully.

Already in the works.....
Topless Gun....starring Stormy Daniels....

She's one of those women that looks better with her clothes on, IMFO.

Stormy or Tammie?

Stormy is just porn star disgusting with or without clothing.

I really just meant from the waist up. Her breasts look great in a shirt, but take that off and they're just a mess. The bottom half of any pornstar is already a mess, that just goes without saying.

Apparently you've been doing homework.   

Well, naturally, after the story broke, I felt it was my duty as an American to look her up. But seeing her topless was like

Glad you fulfilled your responsibility as a 'Murican!

So were you real responsible and watch a full movie or just scan some stills....kind of a Cliff Notes approach?

Definitely Cliff Notes. After seeing the appetizer, didn't want to try the entree.

Left a bit of a fishy taste?

Lol, thank god I have no idea!

At least put the seat up before you do that!

You guys crack me up.  Like Stormy Daniels with the sags wouldn't be an improvement over 98% of the tits you've (happily) touched.  Riiiiight.

Have you actually looked at her tits, like a good American? If that's better than 98% of what you've touched, you have my condolences.

Indeed.  #faketits

Exactly. And not good looking ones at that.

Anything over a handful is a waste anyway.

I thought it was mouthful???   

I think that's if you're an infant.

Well, I've been told....

[Travellin Dave]

What might be lying around to smoke this evening I wonder...

No smoke for me. Dang rain.

Garage is dry.