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[LuvTooGolf]

Finishing up my lunch before the next meeting and happened to glance down at my phone to see how many steps I have taken today...

[Threebean]

Interesting story on the pilot that brought in the damaged Southwest flight the other day.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/04/18/southwest-airlines-pilot-pioneering-female-f-18-pilot-had-nerves-steel/527442002/

Somehow I get the feeling she won't get a movie made about her like Sully.

Already in the works.....
Topless Gun....starring Stormy Daniels....

She's one of those women that looks better with her clothes on, IMFO.

Stormy or Tammie?

Stormy is just porn star disgusting with or without clothing.

I really just meant from the waist up. Her breasts look great in a shirt, but take that off and they're just a mess. The bottom half of any pornstar is already a mess, that just goes without saying.

Apparently you've been doing homework.   

Well, naturally, after the story broke, I felt it was my duty as an American to look her up. But seeing her topless was like

Glad you fulfilled your responsibility as a 'Murican!

So were you real responsible and watch a full movie or just scan some stills....kind of a Cliff Notes approach?

Definitely Cliff Notes. After seeing the appetizer, didn't want to try the entree.

Left a bit of a fishy taste?

Lol, thank god I have no idea!

At least put the seat up before you do that!

You guys crack me up.  Like Stormy Daniels with the sags wouldn't be an improvement over 98% of the tits you've (happily) touched.  Riiiiight.

Have you actually looked at her tits, like a good American? If that's better than 98% of what you've touched, you have my condolences.

Indeed.  #faketits

Exactly. And not good looking ones at that.

Anything over a handful is a waste anyway.

[LuvTooGolf]

Interesting story on the pilot that brought in the damaged Southwest flight the other day.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/04/18/southwest-airlines-pilot-pioneering-female-f-18-pilot-had-nerves-steel/527442002/

Somehow I get the feeling she won't get a movie made about her like Sully.

Already in the works.....
Topless Gun....starring Stormy Daniels....

She's one of those women that looks better with her clothes on, IMFO.

Stormy or Tammie?

Stormy is just porn star disgusting with or without clothing.

I really just meant from the waist up. Her breasts look great in a shirt, but take that off and they're just a mess. The bottom half of any pornstar is already a mess, that just goes without saying.

Apparently you've been doing homework.   

Well, naturally, after the story broke, I felt it was my duty as an American to look her up. But seeing her topless was like

Glad you fulfilled your responsibility as a 'Murican!

So were you real responsible and watch a full movie or just scan some stills....kind of a Cliff Notes approach?

Definitely Cliff Notes. After seeing the appetizer, didn't want to try the entree.

Left a bit of a fishy taste?

Lol, thank god I have no idea!

At least put the seat up before you do that!

You guys crack me up.  Like Stormy Daniels with the sags wouldn't be an improvement over 98% of the tits you've (happily) touched.  Riiiiight.

Have you actually looked at her tits, like a good American? If that's better than 98% of what you've touched, you have my condolences.

Indeed.  #faketits

Exactly. And not good looking ones at that.

Anything over a handful is a waste anyway.

Ok, let's not go crazy here...

[Travellin Dave]

Finishing up my lunch before the next meeting and happened to glance down at my phone to see how many steps I have taken today...

Wishful thinking.

[Travellin Dave]

Interesting story on the pilot that brought in the damaged Southwest flight the other day.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/04/18/southwest-airlines-pilot-pioneering-female-f-18-pilot-had-nerves-steel/527442002/

Somehow I get the feeling she won't get a movie made about her like Sully.

Already in the works.....
Topless Gun....starring Stormy Daniels....

She's one of those women that looks better with her clothes on, IMFO.

Stormy or Tammie?

Stormy is just porn star disgusting with or without clothing.

I really just meant from the waist up. Her breasts look great in a shirt, but take that off and they're just a mess. The bottom half of any pornstar is already a mess, that just goes without saying.

Apparently you've been doing homework.   

Well, naturally, after the story broke, I felt it was my duty as an American to look her up. But seeing her topless was like

Glad you fulfilled your responsibility as a 'Murican!

So were you real responsible and watch a full movie or just scan some stills....kind of a Cliff Notes approach?

Definitely Cliff Notes. After seeing the appetizer, didn't want to try the entree.

Left a bit of a fishy taste?

Lol, thank god I have no idea!

At least put the seat up before you do that!

You guys crack me up.  Like Stormy Daniels with the sags wouldn't be an improvement over 98% of the tits you've (happily) touched.  Riiiiight.

Have you actually looked at her tits, like a good American? If that's better than 98% of what you've touched, you have my condolences.

Indeed.  #faketits

Exactly. And not good looking ones at that.

Anything over a handful is a waste anyway.

I thought it was mouthful???   

[razgueado]

Interesting story on the pilot that brought in the damaged Southwest flight the other day.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/04/18/southwest-airlines-pilot-pioneering-female-f-18-pilot-had-nerves-steel/527442002/

Somehow I get the feeling she won't get a movie made about her like Sully.

Already in the works.....
Topless Gun....starring Stormy Daniels....

She's one of those women that looks better with her clothes on, IMFO.

Stormy or Tammie?

Stormy is just porn star disgusting with or without clothing.

I really just meant from the waist up. Her breasts look great in a shirt, but take that off and they're just a mess. The bottom half of any pornstar is already a mess, that just goes without saying.

Apparently you've been doing homework.   

Well, naturally, after the story broke, I felt it was my duty as an American to look her up. But seeing her topless was like

Glad you fulfilled your responsibility as a 'Murican!

So were you real responsible and watch a full movie or just scan some stills....kind of a Cliff Notes approach?

Definitely Cliff Notes. After seeing the appetizer, didn't want to try the entree.

Left a bit of a fishy taste?

Lol, thank god I have no idea!

At least put the seat up before you do that!

You guys crack me up.  Like Stormy Daniels with the sags wouldn't be an improvement over 98% of the tits you've (happily) touched.  Riiiiight.

Have you actually looked at her tits, like a good American? If that's better than 98% of what you've touched, you have my condolences.

Indeed.  #faketits

Exactly. And not good looking ones at that.

Anything over a handful is a waste anyway.

I thought it was mouthful???   

Depends on how clean they are.

[LuvTooGolf]

Hazzuh!

[Travellin Dave]

Interesting story on the pilot that brought in the damaged Southwest flight the other day.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/04/18/southwest-airlines-pilot-pioneering-female-f-18-pilot-had-nerves-steel/527442002/

Somehow I get the feeling she won't get a movie made about her like Sully.

Already in the works.....
Topless Gun....starring Stormy Daniels....

She's one of those women that looks better with her clothes on, IMFO.

Stormy or Tammie?

Stormy is just porn star disgusting with or without clothing.

I really just meant from the waist up. Her breasts look great in a shirt, but take that off and they're just a mess. The bottom half of any pornstar is already a mess, that just goes without saying.

Apparently you've been doing homework.   

Well, naturally, after the story broke, I felt it was my duty as an American to look her up. But seeing her topless was like

Glad you fulfilled your responsibility as a 'Murican!

So were you real responsible and watch a full movie or just scan some stills....kind of a Cliff Notes approach?

Definitely Cliff Notes. After seeing the appetizer, didn't want to try the entree.

Left a bit of a fishy taste?

Lol, thank god I have no idea!

At least put the seat up before you do that!

You guys crack me up.  Like Stormy Daniels with the sags wouldn't be an improvement over 98% of the tits you've (happily) touched.  Riiiiight.

Have you actually looked at her tits, like a good American? If that's better than 98% of what you've touched, you have my condolences.

Indeed.  #faketits

Exactly. And not good looking ones at that.

Anything over a handful is a waste anyway.

I thought it was mouthful???   

Depends on how clean they are.

Now who is the one being picky?

[razgueado]

Interesting story on the pilot that brought in the damaged Southwest flight the other day.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/04/18/southwest-airlines-pilot-pioneering-female-f-18-pilot-had-nerves-steel/527442002/

Somehow I get the feeling she won't get a movie made about her like Sully.

Already in the works.....
Topless Gun....starring Stormy Daniels....

She's one of those women that looks better with her clothes on, IMFO.

Stormy or Tammie?

Stormy is just porn star disgusting with or without clothing.

I really just meant from the waist up. Her breasts look great in a shirt, but take that off and they're just a mess. The bottom half of any pornstar is already a mess, that just goes without saying.

Apparently you've been doing homework.   

Well, naturally, after the story broke, I felt it was my duty as an American to look her up. But seeing her topless was like

Glad you fulfilled your responsibility as a 'Murican!

So were you real responsible and watch a full movie or just scan some stills....kind of a Cliff Notes approach?

Definitely Cliff Notes. After seeing the appetizer, didn't want to try the entree.

Left a bit of a fishy taste?

Lol, thank god I have no idea!

At least put the seat up before you do that!

You guys crack me up.  Like Stormy Daniels with the sags wouldn't be an improvement over 98% of the tits you've (happily) touched.  Riiiiight.

Have you actually looked at her tits, like a good American? If that's better than 98% of what you've touched, you have my condolences.

Indeed.  #faketits

Exactly. And not good looking ones at that.

Anything over a handful is a waste anyway.

I thought it was mouthful???   

Depends on how clean they are.

Now who is the one being picky?

Well, I'm sober at the moment.

[razgueado]

Interesting story on the pilot that brought in the damaged Southwest flight the other day.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/04/18/southwest-airlines-pilot-pioneering-female-f-18-pilot-had-nerves-steel/527442002/

Somehow I get the feeling she won't get a movie made about her like Sully.

Already in the works.....
Topless Gun....starring Stormy Daniels....

She's one of those women that looks better with her clothes on, IMFO.

Stormy or Tammie?

Stormy is just porn star disgusting with or without clothing.

I really just meant from the waist up. Her breasts look great in a shirt, but take that off and they're just a mess. The bottom half of any pornstar is already a mess, that just goes without saying.

Apparently you've been doing homework.   

Well, naturally, after the story broke, I felt it was my duty as an American to look her up. But seeing her topless was like

Glad you fulfilled your responsibility as a 'Murican!

So were you real responsible and watch a full movie or just scan some stills....kind of a Cliff Notes approach?

Definitely Cliff Notes. After seeing the appetizer, didn't want to try the entree.

Left a bit of a fishy taste?

Lol, thank god I have no idea!

At least put the seat up before you do that!

You guys crack me up.  Like Stormy Daniels with the sags wouldn't be an improvement over 98% of the tits you've (happily) touched.  Riiiiight.

Have you actually looked at her tits, like a good American? If that's better than 98% of what you've touched, you have my condolences.

Indeed.  #faketits

Exactly. And not good looking ones at that.

Anything over a handful is a waste anyway.

Ok, let's not go crazy here...

Yeah, the hands and the eyes have different capacities.

[Travellin Dave]

Not good when your motorcycle starts by itself...
http://www.wtsp.com/article/news/nation-now/ghost-in-the-machine-indian-motorcycles-may-self-start-due-to-faulty-switch-recall-started/465-0188159b-10b0-4d23-bbb5-22f58ba83579

This follows recalls on overheating and fuel leaks.....

[A Friend of Charlie]

Interesting story on the pilot that brought in the damaged Southwest flight the other day.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/04/18/southwest-airlines-pilot-pioneering-female-f-18-pilot-had-nerves-steel/527442002/

Somehow I get the feeling she won't get a movie made about her like Sully.

Already in the works.....
Topless Gun....starring Stormy Daniels....

She's one of those women that looks better with her clothes on, IMFO.

Stormy or Tammie?

Stormy is just porn star disgusting with or without clothing.

I really just meant from the waist up. Her breasts look great in a shirt, but take that off and they're just a mess. The bottom half of any pornstar is already a mess, that just goes without saying.

Apparently you've been doing homework.   

Well, naturally, after the story broke, I felt it was my duty as an American to look her up. But seeing her topless was like

Glad you fulfilled your responsibility as a 'Murican!

So were you real responsible and watch a full movie or just scan some stills....kind of a Cliff Notes approach?

Definitely Cliff Notes. After seeing the appetizer, didn't want to try the entree.

Left a bit of a fishy taste?

Lol, thank god I have no idea!

At least put the seat up before you do that!

You guys crack me up.  Like Stormy Daniels with the sags wouldn't be an improvement over 98% of the tits you've (happily) touched.  Riiiiight.

Have you actually looked at her tits, like a good American? If that's better than 98% of what you've touched, you have my condolences.

Indeed.  #faketits

Exactly. And not good looking ones at that.

Anything over a handful is a waste anyway.

I thought it was mouthful???   

I've got a biiiiiiiiiiiiiig mouth!

[South Carolina Redfish]

Interesting story on the pilot that brought in the damaged Southwest flight the other day.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/04/18/southwest-airlines-pilot-pioneering-female-f-18-pilot-had-nerves-steel/527442002/

Somehow I get the feeling she won't get a movie made about her like Sully.

Already in the works.....
Topless Gun....starring Stormy Daniels....

She's one of those women that looks better with her clothes on, IMFO.

Stormy or Tammie?

Stormy is just porn star disgusting with or without clothing.

I really just meant from the waist up. Her breasts look great in a shirt, but take that off and they're just a mess. The bottom half of any pornstar is already a mess, that just goes without saying.

Apparently you've been doing homework.   

Well, naturally, after the story broke, I felt it was my duty as an American to look her up. But seeing her topless was like

Glad you fulfilled your responsibility as a 'Murican!

So were you real responsible and watch a full movie or just scan some stills....kind of a Cliff Notes approach?

Definitely Cliff Notes. After seeing the appetizer, didn't want to try the entree.

Left a bit of a fishy taste?

Lol, thank god I have no idea!

At least put the seat up before you do that!

You guys crack me up.  Like Stormy Daniels with the sags wouldn't be an improvement over 98% of the tits you've (happily) touched.  Riiiiight.

Have you actually looked at her tits, like a good American? If that's better than 98% of what you've touched, you have my condolences.

Indeed.  #faketits

Exactly. And not good looking ones at that.

Anything over a handful is a waste anyway.

I thought it was mouthful???   

I was at the beach at lunch and thought this was the best restaurant name ever then I saw this string of posts and damned if they don’t seem to go together quite well.

[FloridaDean]

want to know about sags? ask me, I know about sags, trust me.

[Travellin Dave]

want to know about sags? ask me, I know about sags, trust me.

That's why we didn't ask you...
don't want to know!