My company earned a spot on Forbes' new list of Best Employers for Diversity. Too bad Tex isn't here anymore, that's the kind of stuff he loves to hear. 
So it keeps track of everyone's race, gender, and sexual orientation? Sounds racist, misogynistic, and homophobic.
That's what I heard. I won't believe it until every bathroom is a gender neutral one!
What a ridiculous idea. What do you think this is, every single house in entire world? Sheesh!
No sir. His and hers at the old Scarpa compound.
Yeah, but going in the wife's won't get you arrested and put on a list where you have to introduce yourself to new neighbors, now will it?
While we're on the subject, a question for you married guys. How many articles are in your shower, not counting a bar of soap? I'm talking bottles, scrubby things, tubes of whatever. Can you top ten? I hope not.
I am very careful in the shower, I keep a bottle of shampoo($1.99 or less)on the window sill, with the daughter back to college, one of the corner shelfs just opened up, but last week there where 5 bottles of their shampoo(have to be careful,
one strengthens the red highlights- spell that dye!), various moisturizers, a loofah brush and sponge, and at least two razors. Oh and the soap is either Yardley Oatmeal or Lavender, and this weeks seems to be lavender embedded with pieces of rosemary. whatever happened to Coast or Irish Spring....
