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[razgueado]

Walking out of the building I saw a guy whose arms had been amputated above the elbows talking on a cell phone.

Now, holding the phone and voice dialing I get...but how did he get the phone out of the carrier on his belt?

I'm impressed.

[razgueado]

I need a couple of these.

[razgueado]

Public Service Announcement

[razgueado]

Good plan.

[razgueado]

Got my temporary layoff notice. If the legislature doesn't get a budget agreement done by Friday, I'm laid off and the state government shuts down.

My friend the state senator says it ain't gonna happen. We'll see.

[razgueado]

So...bottled water has an expiration date. Who knew?

[A Friend of Charlie]

I've only got a Pistoff Kristoff with me today. Forgot to refill the portable humidor. Just don't know that I'll have time for a 6x60.

Turns out I was mistaken, it was a robusto. Definitely full flavored and full bodied but pretty smooth too. Lots of vegetal flavors, maybe even a mild spiramint. Excellent construction.

[razgueado]

So a Canadian sniper set the record for the longest kill - 2.2 miles. It took the bullet 10 seconds to get to the target.

[razgueado]

Nine to go. It's always the last 10% that's the hardest.

[razgueado]

A security researcher has found a temporary vaccine for the ransomware attack that has been sweeping the world.

I've just been practicing abstinence. I don't click on links in email.

[razgueado]

A family in New York is seeking a family assistant akin to Mary Poppins. Pays $90k and provides housing in a luxury high-rise apartment.  Flip and Tony should see if their dresses still fit.

[cigarbreath]

Morning Mr. Mayor and Mr. Bean.

Good morning, Dave. Plans to meet up with cb this time?

We were planning on last night, but he's still not up to speed.

Oh, sure he is. One mph in reverse is still a speed.

GFY!

[cigarbreath]

Morning Mr. Mayor and Mr. Bean.

Good morning, Dave. Plans to meet up with cb this time?

We were planning on last night, but he's still not up to speed.

That sucks.

Tell me about it.  New PT therapist, new PT therapy.  Got things stirred up and fucked with my already fucked up "sleep".

More drugs.

Indeed.

[South Carolina Redfish]

I've only got a Pistoff Kristoff with me today. Forgot to refill the portable humidor. Just don't know that I'll have time for a 6x60.

Turns out I was mistaken, it was a robusto. Definitely full flavored and full bodied but pretty smooth too. Lots of vegetal flavors, maybe even a mild spiramint. Excellent construction.

Forget the cigar you need to fire whoever the idiot was that left Raz unsupervised

[cigarbreath]

Just found out I am apparently hosting somewhere between 10 and 16 people sleeping over this weekend.....

Time to drag out the White Whale Inn No Vacancy sign.

The Bedbug Inn.

Not yet....sheesh!

07-18-17 Cigar Tasting - My Father Cigars

Damn, already booked for Salt Lake City that week.  How about the week after?

nothing on the schedule yet.