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Re: 6/28/2017
« Reply #180 on: June 28, 2017, 05:30:59 PM »

Trump says a big surprise could come with the healthcare bill. Last time he made a big surprise come, Melania got pregnant.
The big surprise is that the Republicans have sufficiently compromised Obamacare that it is starting to unravel, and after seven years of rending clothes and gnashing teeth, they never bothered thinking about what to replace it with, so soon we will have nothing.
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Re: 6/28/2017
« Reply #181 on: June 28, 2017, 05:32:16 PM »

Stupid news of the day: A chick in Minnesota played along with her boyfriend's request to create a YouTube stunt. He held up a book in front of him, and told her to shoot at point blank range. He said the book would stop the bullet.  So she did it. Problem was, the gun was a Desert Eagle in .50 AE.

He's dead. She's facing manslaughter charges.
Stupid isn't a defense?
It was for Hillary, obviously.
More like out of touch, arrogant and entitled.
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Re: 6/28/2017
« Reply #182 on: June 28, 2017, 05:32:38 PM »

Some nice PWing there Raz!
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Re: 6/28/2017
« Reply #183 on: June 28, 2017, 05:32:56 PM »

Time for me to head back to the hotel.
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Re: 6/28/2017
« Reply #184 on: June 28, 2017, 05:33:26 PM »

Headline: "Like bombs, dangerous airbags are still out there."

Yeah, like Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, and Elizabeth Warren.
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Re: 6/28/2017
« Reply #185 on: June 28, 2017, 05:36:25 PM »

Headline: Volkswagen's cars will talk to each other by 2019.

Yes, but will they speak German, Farsi, or Arabic?
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Re: 6/28/2017
« Reply #186 on: June 28, 2017, 05:37:09 PM »

Some nice PWing there Raz!
24 to go.  Wrist is getting sore.
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Re: 6/28/2017
« Reply #187 on: June 28, 2017, 05:37:34 PM »

Time for me to head back to the hotel.
...said the escort.
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Re: 6/28/2017
« Reply #188 on: June 28, 2017, 05:40:26 PM »

Warren Buffet is either a moron who got lucky or a liar. He says the 1% are the problem with this economy, which he says has been disproportionately beneficial to the rich.

So either he doesn't understand economics, or he's a lying sack of shit. I vote the latter.
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Re: 6/28/2017
« Reply #189 on: June 28, 2017, 05:41:49 PM »

Senate "intelligence" committee...my ass.
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Re: 6/28/2017
« Reply #190 on: June 28, 2017, 05:45:20 PM »

Rabbit Hash, Arkansas has elected a pit bull for mayor.

No, I don't mean a guy as tough as a pit bull. I mean a Pit Bull.

We should elect him to congress. Or appoint him to the supreme court. Can't possibly do worse.
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Re: 6/28/2017
« Reply #191 on: June 28, 2017, 05:50:09 PM »

Gal Gadot has been invited to join the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, along with 750-some-odd other people.

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Re: 6/28/2017
« Reply #192 on: June 28, 2017, 05:58:47 PM »

Remember Robert "LaVoy" Finicum? The Oregon Rancher who was part of the Malheur occupation and got shot to death because he pulled a gun after being stopped by cops? Remember how we couldn't figure out why he pulled a gun?

Now we know.

"W. Joseph Astarita, a member of the FBI's hostage response team, faces three counts of making false statements to FBI supervisors and two counts of obstruction of justice on suspicion of lying to Oregon State Police about shooting at Finicum."
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Re: 6/28/2017
« Reply #193 on: June 28, 2017, 06:01:57 PM »

Unlimited ammo for life, or a new gun free every year?

The ammo. Definitely the ammo.
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Re: 6/28/2017
« Reply #194 on: June 28, 2017, 06:02:46 PM »

Gotta take a break. Back in 15 or so.
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