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[Travellin Dave]

Just came across an FDA 483/Warning Letter for Cigarplace.biz ....tisk tisk....

http://www.fda.gov/ICECI/EnforcementActions/WarningLetters/2016/ucm534764.htm

Whoops!

Sounds like a sting operation.  The Donald needs to get around to the FDA commissioner sooner than later. 

54 out of 85 Warning Letters issued in December were Tobacco shop related.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Morning, muchachos. Sitting at urgent care, because pain.

Welcome to DoctorBanter.com, Raz.

You guys are doctors now? Great. Tell me why the left side of my face feels like someone's pushing knitting needles dipped in acid through it.

Knowing how doctors are, if I were one, my first question would probably be IS there someone pushing a needle dipped in acid into the left side of your face?

Not that I can see. Maybe from another dimension?

And it's several needles. Right now it's five.

I wouldn't dismiss the idea of someone using a voodoo doll against you. You piss any woman off lately?

Not of which I'm aware.

Doctor says (guesses) a virus in the trigeminal nerve. So, putting me on a course of Acyclovir.

Oh, that makes sense too.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Morning, muchachos. Sitting at urgent care, because pain.

Welcome to DoctorBanter.com, Raz.

You guys are doctors now? Great. Tell me why the left side of my face feels like someone's pushing knitting needles dipped in acid through it.

Knowing how doctors are, if I were one, my first question would probably be IS there someone pushing a needle dipped in acid into the left side of your face?

Not that I can see. Maybe from another dimension?

And it's several needles. Right now it's five.

I wouldn't dismiss the idea of someone using a voodoo doll against you. You piss any woman off lately?

Not of which I'm aware.

Doctor says (guesses) a virus in the trigeminal nerve. So, putting me on a course of Acyclovir.

Did the doc give the face sitting theory a proper vetting?

LMFAO

[A Friend of Charlie]

Morning, muchachos. Sitting at urgent care, because pain.

Welcome to DoctorBanter.com, Raz.

You guys are doctors now? Great. Tell me why the left side of my face feels like someone's pushing knitting needles dipped in acid through it.

Knowing how doctors are, if I were one, my first question would probably be IS there someone pushing a needle dipped in acid into the left side of your face?

Not that I can see. Maybe from another dimension?

And it's several needles. Right now it's five.

I wouldn't dismiss the idea of someone using a voodoo doll against you. You piss any woman off lately?

Not of which I'm aware.

Doctor says (guesses) a virus in the trigeminal nerve. So, putting me on a course of Acyclovir.

Did the doc give the face sitting theory a proper vetting?

Well, she didn't volunteer to test it. She did ask if I had any new sex partners lately.

And?

[razgueado]

Morning, muchachos. Sitting at urgent care, because pain.

Welcome to DoctorBanter.com, Raz.

You guys are doctors now? Great. Tell me why the left side of my face feels like someone's pushing knitting needles dipped in acid through it.

Knowing how doctors are, if I were one, my first question would probably be IS there someone pushing a needle dipped in acid into the left side of your face?

Not that I can see. Maybe from another dimension?

And it's several needles. Right now it's five.

I wouldn't dismiss the idea of someone using a voodoo doll against you. You piss any woman off lately?

Not of which I'm aware.

Doctor says (guesses) a virus in the trigeminal nerve. So, putting me on a course of Acyclovir.

Did the doc give the face sitting theory a proper vetting?

Well, she didn't volunteer to test it. She did ask if I had any new sex partners lately.

And?

I asked if switching to my left hand counted.

[Travellin Dave]

Morning, muchachos. Sitting at urgent care, because pain.

Welcome to DoctorBanter.com, Raz.

You guys are doctors now? Great. Tell me why the left side of my face feels like someone's pushing knitting needles dipped in acid through it.

Knowing how doctors are, if I were one, my first question would probably be IS there someone pushing a needle dipped in acid into the left side of your face?

Not that I can see. Maybe from another dimension?

And it's several needles. Right now it's five.

I wouldn't dismiss the idea of someone using a voodoo doll against you. You piss any woman off lately?

Not of which I'm aware.

Doctor says (guesses) a virus in the trigeminal nerve. So, putting me on a course of Acyclovir.

Did the doc give the face sitting theory a proper vetting?

Well, she didn't volunteer to test it. She did ask if I had any new sex partners lately.

And?

I asked if switching to my left hand counted.

Now you're stealing Tony's lines.

[sfish]

Morning, muchachos. Sitting at urgent care, because pain.

Welcome to DoctorBanter.com, Raz.

You guys are doctors now? Great. Tell me why the left side of my face feels like someone's pushing knitting needles dipped in acid through it.

Knowing how doctors are, if I were one, my first question would probably be IS there someone pushing a needle dipped in acid into the left side of your face?

Not that I can see. Maybe from another dimension?

And it's several needles. Right now it's five.

I wouldn't dismiss the idea of someone using a voodoo doll against you. You piss any woman off lately?

Not of which I'm aware.

Doctor says (guesses) a virus in the trigeminal nerve. So, putting me on a course of Acyclovir.

Did the doc give the face sitting theory a proper vetting?

Well, she didn't volunteer to test it. She did ask if I had any new sex partners lately.

And?

I asked if switching to my left hand counted.

Now you're stealing Tony's lines.

And we all know, that's the bottom rung

[A Friend of Charlie]

No cigar yet. Forgot I had an accountant/tax appointment.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Morning, muchachos. Sitting at urgent care, because pain.

Welcome to DoctorBanter.com, Raz.

You guys are doctors now? Great. Tell me why the left side of my face feels like someone's pushing knitting needles dipped in acid through it.

Knowing how doctors are, if I were one, my first question would probably be IS there someone pushing a needle dipped in acid into the left side of your face?

Not that I can see. Maybe from another dimension?

And it's several needles. Right now it's five.

I wouldn't dismiss the idea of someone using a voodoo doll against you. You piss any woman off lately?

Not of which I'm aware.

Doctor says (guesses) a virus in the trigeminal nerve. So, putting me on a course of Acyclovir.

Did the doc give the face sitting theory a proper vetting?

Well, she didn't volunteer to test it. She did ask if I had any new sex partners lately.

And?

I asked if switching to my left hand counted.

Now you're stealing Tony's lines.

And we all know, that's the bottom rung

[sfish]

No cigar yet. Forgot I had an accountant/tax appointment.

You'd forget your balls if they weren't in a bag

[A Friend of Charlie]

No cigar yet. Forgot I had an accountant/tax appointment.

You'd forget your balls if they weren't in a bag

I can't bother cluttering my valuable mind space with shit like that.

[sfish]

Alright boys, time to pull a JSwaykos and pack up early to stop at the liquor store on the way home. Go Falcons!

[FloridaDean]

Maybe we'll get a direct link to WebMD in the next site upgrade.

The term "next site upgrade" would indicate there's been at least one already

You have purple stars, don't you? That was upgrade #1.

There's Rick's poop stars, so that's #2.  Oops...

.... and my Fondling Member
Distinguished Status.

[FloridaDean]

concrete done, strip forms tomorrow. lumber picked up for porch repair. will start that Monday. time to do paperwork so I can get paid.

[LuvTooGolf]

Maybe we'll get a direct link to WebMD in the next site upgrade.

The term "next site upgrade" would indicate there's been at least one already

You have purple stars, don't you? That was upgrade #1.

There's Rick's poop stars, so that's #2.  Oops...

.... and my Fondling Member
Distinguished Status.

See that, all sorts of upgrades.