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[Threebean]

Maybe we'll get a direct link to WebMD in the next site upgrade.

The term "next site upgrade" would indicate there's been at least one already

You have purple stars, don't you? That was upgrade #1.

There's Rick's poop stars, so that's #2.  Oops...

[Travellin Dave]

Maybe we'll get a direct link to WebMD in the next site upgrade.

The term "next site upgrade" would indicate there's been at least one already

You have purple stars, don't you? That was upgrade #1.

That will put him in his place!

[A Friend of Charlie]

Morning, muchachos. Sitting at urgent care, because pain.

Welcome to DoctorBanter.com, Raz.

You guys are doctors now? Great. Tell me why the left side of my face feels like someone's pushing knitting needles dipped in acid through it.

Knowing how doctors are, if I were one, my first question would probably be IS there someone pushing a needle dipped in acid into the left side of your face?

Not that I can see. Maybe from another dimension?

And it's several needles. Right now it's five.

I wouldn't dismiss the idea of someone using a voodoo doll against you. You piss any woman off lately?

[A Friend of Charlie]

Maybe we'll get a direct link to WebMD in the next site upgrade.

The term "next site upgrade" would indicate there's been at least one already

I'm so good you didn't even notice.

TWHS

Hahaha. Touché.

[razgueado]

Morning, muchachos. Sitting at urgent care, because pain.

Welcome to DoctorBanter.com, Raz.

You guys are doctors now? Great. Tell me why the left side of my face feels like someone's pushing knitting needles dipped in acid through it.

Knowing how doctors are, if I were one, my first question would probably be IS there someone pushing a needle dipped in acid into the left side of your face?

Or did you piss off the warden?

Nope. Warden pissed me off last week, but she apologized.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Maybe we'll get a direct link to WebMD in the next site upgrade.

The term "next site upgrade" would indicate there's been at least one already

You have purple stars, don't you? That was upgrade #1.

There's Rick's poop stars, so that's #2.  Oops...

I see what you did there. You're on roll.

[razgueado]

Morning, muchachos. Sitting at urgent care, because pain.

Welcome to DoctorBanter.com, Raz.

You guys are doctors now? Great. Tell me why the left side of my face feels like someone's pushing knitting needles dipped in acid through it.

Knowing how doctors are, if I were one, my first question would probably be IS there someone pushing a needle dipped in acid into the left side of your face?

Not that I can see. Maybe from another dimension?

And it's several needles. Right now it's five.

I wouldn't dismiss the idea of someone using a voodoo doll against you. You piss any woman off lately?

Not of which I'm aware.

Doctor says (guesses) a virus in the trigeminal nerve. So, putting me on a course of Acyclovir.

[LuvTooGolf]

Morning, muchachos. Sitting at urgent care, because pain.

Welcome to DoctorBanter.com, Raz.

You guys are doctors now? Great. Tell me why the left side of my face feels like someone's pushing knitting needles dipped in acid through it.

Knowing how doctors are, if I were one, my first question would probably be IS there someone pushing a needle dipped in acid into the left side of your face?

Not that I can see. Maybe from another dimension?

And it's several needles. Right now it's five.

I wouldn't dismiss the idea of someone using a voodoo doll against you. You piss any woman off lately?

Not of which I'm aware.

Doctor says (guesses) a virus in the trigeminal nerve. So, putting me on a course of Acyclovir.

Did the doc give the face sitting theory a proper vetting?

[Travellin Dave]

Just came across an FDA 483/Warning Letter for Cigarplace.biz ....tisk tisk....

http://www.fda.gov/ICECI/EnforcementActions/WarningLetters/2016/ucm534764.htm

[Travellin Dave]

Morning, muchachos. Sitting at urgent care, because pain.

Welcome to DoctorBanter.com, Raz.

You guys are doctors now? Great. Tell me why the left side of my face feels like someone's pushing knitting needles dipped in acid through it.

Knowing how doctors are, if I were one, my first question would probably be IS there someone pushing a needle dipped in acid into the left side of your face?

Not that I can see. Maybe from another dimension?

And it's several needles. Right now it's five.

I wouldn't dismiss the idea of someone using a voodoo doll against you. You piss any woman off lately?

Doesn't that go without saying???

[Travellin Dave]

Morning, muchachos. Sitting at urgent care, because pain.

Welcome to DoctorBanter.com, Raz.

You guys are doctors now? Great. Tell me why the left side of my face feels like someone's pushing knitting needles dipped in acid through it.

Knowing how doctors are, if I were one, my first question would probably be IS there someone pushing a needle dipped in acid into the left side of your face?

Not that I can see. Maybe from another dimension?

And it's several needles. Right now it's five.

I wouldn't dismiss the idea of someone using a voodoo doll against you. You piss any woman off lately?

Not of which I'm aware.

Doctor says (guesses) a virus in the trigeminal nerve. So, putting me on a course of Acyclovir.

Well, to expand on OhioDaves face sitting inquiry....STD virus?  Herpes Type 2 cheek infection?

[LuvTooGolf]

Just came across an FDA 483/Warning Letter for Cigarplace.biz ....tisk tisk....

http://www.fda.gov/ICECI/EnforcementActions/WarningLetters/2016/ucm534764.htm

Whoops!

[razgueado]

Morning, muchachos. Sitting at urgent care, because pain.

Welcome to DoctorBanter.com, Raz.

You guys are doctors now? Great. Tell me why the left side of my face feels like someone's pushing knitting needles dipped in acid through it.

Knowing how doctors are, if I were one, my first question would probably be IS there someone pushing a needle dipped in acid into the left side of your face?

Not that I can see. Maybe from another dimension?

And it's several needles. Right now it's five.

I wouldn't dismiss the idea of someone using a voodoo doll against you. You piss any woman off lately?

Not of which I'm aware.

Doctor says (guesses) a virus in the trigeminal nerve. So, putting me on a course of Acyclovir.

Did the doc give the face sitting theory a proper vetting?

Well, she didn't volunteer to test it. She did ask if I had any new sex partners lately.

[Threebean]

Just came across an FDA 483/Warning Letter for Cigarplace.biz ....tisk tisk....

http://www.fda.gov/ICECI/EnforcementActions/WarningLetters/2016/ucm534764.htm

Whoops!

Sounds like a sting operation.  The Donald needs to get around to the FDA commissioner sooner than later. 

[Travellin Dave]

Morning, muchachos. Sitting at urgent care, because pain.

Welcome to DoctorBanter.com, Raz.

You guys are doctors now? Great. Tell me why the left side of my face feels like someone's pushing knitting needles dipped in acid through it.

Knowing how doctors are, if I were one, my first question would probably be IS there someone pushing a needle dipped in acid into the left side of your face?

Not that I can see. Maybe from another dimension?

And it's several needles. Right now it's five.

I wouldn't dismiss the idea of someone using a voodoo doll against you. You piss any woman off lately?

Not of which I'm aware.

Doctor says (guesses) a virus in the trigeminal nerve. So, putting me on a course of Acyclovir.

Did the doc give the face sitting theory a proper vetting?

Well, she didn't volunteer to test it. She did ask if I had any new sex partners lately.

Was she asking or offering?