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Title: 3/3/2016
Post by: CigarBanter on March 03, 2016, 12:00:05 AM
What's up cigar enthusiasts?!  Any cigar deals on the various internet sites that are worth talking about? Join in this discussion and perhaps learn something along the way.  Warning: don't proceed if you have thin skin but don't be afraid to post either...  And welcome aboard!
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 03, 2016, 03:59:27 AM
Morning, all.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: sfish on March 03, 2016, 06:58:11 AM
Damn LTG, what did you do?
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 03, 2016, 07:15:56 AM
Morning Dave and Fishy.  Slow start this morning.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 03, 2016, 07:18:01 AM
Damn LTG, what did you do?
Right? Sheesh.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 03, 2016, 07:18:22 AM
Fish, I don't know if you saw the beer notice I put up for you yesterday....

https://duclaw.com/beer/double-naked-fish/

Thought it would go well paired with cigars that have that raspberry thumbprint cookie profile.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 03, 2016, 07:31:37 AM
Disappointing that TexDave isn't around to help with the Texas for Hillary celebration.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 03, 2016, 07:38:43 AM
Disappointing that TexDave isn't around to help with the Texas for Hillary celebration.
He was probably up late last night toasting her success.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 03, 2016, 07:38:49 AM
Fish, I don't know if you saw the beer notice I put up for you yesterday....

https://duclaw.com/beer/double-naked-fish/

Thought it would go well paired with cigars that have that raspberry thumbprint cookie profile.
Looking forward to trying some.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 03, 2016, 07:39:02 AM
Great day to all.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 03, 2016, 07:47:42 AM
Great day to all.
Morning, Tony.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 03, 2016, 07:59:11 AM
Morning Mr. Mayor.
Got a Herrera Esteli available to go with that?
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 03, 2016, 08:02:39 AM
Morning Mr. Mayor.
Got a Herrera Esteli available to go with that?
I've got at least one.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 03, 2016, 08:03:00 AM
Great day to all.
Morning, Tony.
What's the good word, LTG?
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 03, 2016, 08:07:54 AM
Great day to all.
Morning, Tony.
What's the good word, LTG?
Payday, if you count that as one word. How's about you?
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Threebean on March 03, 2016, 08:12:02 AM
Morning biebs, PaydayDave, FruFruDave, and Mr. Mayor.  Looks like another meh cigar deals day.  All our hopes on the Page now. 
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 03, 2016, 08:15:33 AM


Great day to all.
Morning, Tony.
What's the good word, LTG?
Payday, if you count that as one word. How's about you?

Gotta wait all the way until tomorrow for my payday. But it's an acceptable good word.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: sfish on March 03, 2016, 08:20:37 AM
Fish, I don't know if you saw the beer notice I put up for you yesterday....

https://duclaw.com/beer/double-naked-fish/

Thought it would go well paired with cigars that have that raspberry thumbprint cookie profile.
I had not seen that post, I never tried the original (not double) due to the low ABV
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: sfish on March 03, 2016, 08:21:20 AM
Morning Mr. Mayor.
Got a Herrera Esteli available to go with that?
I've got at least one.
Might be raspberry overload
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: CigarGuy87 on March 03, 2016, 08:30:16 AM
Email and Skype(Lync) down company wide - hello limited productivity Thursday!  Good mornin gents
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 03, 2016, 08:32:44 AM
Morning Mr. Mayor.
Got a Herrera Esteli available to go with that?
I've got at least one.
Might be raspberry overload
May have to give it a try...hopefully won't be overly sweet like a lambic.  Just a hint of it with chocolate and coffee could be nice.  Plus the Imperial Stout has a sufficient ABV
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 03, 2016, 08:33:17 AM
Email and Skype(Lync) down company wide - hello limited productivity Thursday!  Good mornin gents
Limited productivity and short timer....isn't that redundant?
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 03, 2016, 08:33:33 AM
Morning YellowStar.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: CigarGuy87 on March 03, 2016, 08:40:23 AM
Email and Skype(Lync) down company wide - hello limited productivity Thursday!  Good mornin gents
Limited productivity and short timer....isn't that redundant?
True dat - only 11.5 more days!
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: CigarGuy87 on March 03, 2016, 08:40:32 AM
Morning YellowStar.
Good morning Dave!
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 03, 2016, 08:40:33 AM
Email and Skype(Lync) down company wide - hello limited productivity Thursday!  Good mornin gents
My computer has been giving me the business for the last week, actually supposed to get a new one today, at some point.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 03, 2016, 08:45:30 AM
Email and Skype(Lync) down company wide - hello limited productivity Thursday!  Good mornin gents
My computer has been giving me the business for the last week, actually supposed to get a new one today, at some point.
Save all your passwords, links and cookies!
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 03, 2016, 08:48:26 AM
Email and Skype(Lync) down company wide - hello limited productivity Thursday!  Good mornin gents
My computer has been giving me the business for the last week, actually supposed to get a new one today, at some point.
Save all your passwords, links and cookies!
All my cookies are long gone, since they've been trying to fix this since last Thursday. Lol. But all my favorites and whatnot are already saved.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: CigarGuy87 on March 03, 2016, 08:51:59 AM
Email and Skype(Lync) down company wide - hello limited productivity Thursday!  Good mornin gents
My computer has been giving me the business for the last week, actually supposed to get a new one today, at some point.
I have never worked for a company with more network issues, it's pathetic.  I thought my last company was bad, this is somehow 2-3x worse
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Threebean on March 03, 2016, 09:01:33 AM
Email and Skype(Lync) down company wide - hello limited productivity Thursday!  Good mornin gents
My computer has been giving me the business for the last week, actually supposed to get a new one today, at some point.
Yeah, good luck with that.  New computers are the devil! 
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Threebean on March 03, 2016, 09:02:40 AM
Well the Page has schitt the bed again.  Gurkha turds.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 03, 2016, 09:04:04 AM
Hot Damn, Gurkha's Galore!
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 03, 2016, 09:06:43 AM
Email and Skype(Lync) down company wide - hello limited productivity Thursday!  Good mornin gents
My computer has been giving me the business for the last week, actually supposed to get a new one today, at some point.
Yeah, good luck with that.  New computers are the devil!
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Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: ss2 on March 03, 2016, 09:32:51 AM
good morning all!
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on March 03, 2016, 09:52:07 AM
good morning all!
morning Sam, and others....
if I wasn't currently bidding on so many cigars over at cigarbid, I might be picking up some
 beauty's and vintage shaggys over at the page. 
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 03, 2016, 10:04:44 AM
good morning all!
morning Sam, and others....
if I wasn't currently bidding on so many cigars over at cigarbid, I might be picking up some
 beauty's and vintage shaggys over at the page.
We forgive you.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 03, 2016, 10:05:44 AM
good morning all!
morning Sam, and others....
if I wasn't currently bidding on so many cigars over at cigarbid, I might be picking up some
 beauty's and vintage shaggys over at the page.
Glad we can meet someones needs!
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 03, 2016, 10:08:23 AM
good morning all!
morning Sam, and others....
if I wasn't currently bidding on so many cigars over at cigarbid, I might be picking up some
 beauty's and vintage shaggys over at the page.
We forgive you.
....not really....
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: ss2 on March 03, 2016, 10:13:53 AM
good morning all!
morning Sam, and others....
if I wasn't currently bidding on so many cigars over at cigarbid, I might be picking up some
 beauty's and vintage shaggys over at the page.
Hey Flip!  Some pretty good pricing on those, but I see the Shaggy's are already gone.  out of the bunch, i'd have gone for those.  The Legends look good, but I'm sure it's the new blend, and I'm not as keen on those.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Threebean on March 03, 2016, 10:14:59 AM
good morning all!
morning Sam, and others....
if I wasn't currently bidding on so many cigars over at cigarbid, I might be picking up some
 beauty's and vintage shaggys over at the page.
Hey Flip!  Some pretty good pricing on those, but I see the Shaggy's are already gone.  out of the bunch, i'd have gone for those.  The Legends look good, but I'm sure it's the new blend, and I'm not as keen on those.
You can always opt for the hoodies.  Great for walking the neighborhood at night
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 03, 2016, 10:16:16 AM
Morning Gurkha's.   3 more hours of this bullshit then 3.5 hours home on the highway from hell.

Raz should buy up some of those Gurkha Tactical Hoodies for his Church Sniper Team.

Nice buy on Assylum Straight Jacket Boxes (10) at Phatash.  They rip you for $10 shipping but still a decent buy.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on March 03, 2016, 10:24:02 AM
good morning all!
morning Sam, and others....
if I wasn't currently bidding on so many cigars over at cigarbid, I might be picking up some
 beauty's and vintage shaggys over at the page.
Hey Flip!  Some pretty good pricing on those, but I see the Shaggy's are already gone.  out of the bunch, i'd have gone for those.  The Legends look good, but I'm sure it's the new blend, and I'm not as keen on those.
the vintage 2001 cigars are the new blend.  the other legends might (might!) be the old ones.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: razgueado on March 03, 2016, 10:33:35 AM
Morning Gurkha's.   3 more hours of this bullshit then 3.5 hours home on the highway from hell.

Raz should buy up some of those Gurkha Tactical Hoodies for his Church Sniper Team.

Nice buy on Assylum Straight Jacket Boxes (10) at Phatash.  They rip you for $10 shipping but still a decent buy.
No kidding. Most of them would think a Gurkha was an expensive treat.

At least they can shoot.

Morning, muchachos.

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Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on March 03, 2016, 10:46:14 AM
to bulk up the page count... ::)
Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 03, 2016, 10:49:31 AM
to bulk up the page count... ::)
Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
Buh-zing.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 03, 2016, 11:00:57 AM
I have a quick break from my meeting. What say the banterers about:
http://www.cigarpage.com/curivari-reserva-limitada-cafe-noir-63.html
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on March 03, 2016, 11:04:57 AM
What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on March 03, 2016, 11:06:23 AM
I have a quick break from my meeting. What say the banterers about:
http://www.cigarpage.com/curivari-reserva-limitada-cafe-noir-63.html
I would say the discounts are nowhere near Gurkhaesque! 8)
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 03, 2016, 11:08:36 AM
Morning Gurkha's.   3 more hours of this bullshit then 3.5 hours home on the highway from hell.

Raz should buy up some of those Gurkha Tactical Hoodies for his Church Sniper Team.

Nice buy on Assylum Straight Jacket Boxes (10) at Phatash.  They rip you for $10 shipping but still a decent buy.
No kidding. Most of them would think a Gurkha was an expensive treat.

At least they can shoot.

Morning, muchachos.

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160303/6b37ef8ca245879ab0e71041961d30ce.jpg)
What's that blue tarp for?  Covering up trenches?
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on March 03, 2016, 11:11:18 AM
Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 03, 2016, 11:12:40 AM
I have a quick break from my meeting. What say the banterers about:
http://www.cigarpage.com/curivari-reserva-limitada-cafe-noir-63.html
Curivari Cafe Noir is a nice cigar.  Prices are OK, I get boxes for about $10 cheaper on Atlantic VIP (these prices are about $10 cheaper than regular Atlantic price.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: razgueado on March 03, 2016, 11:15:24 AM
Morning Gurkha's.   3 more hours of this bullshit then 3.5 hours home on the highway from hell.

Raz should buy up some of those Gurkha Tactical Hoodies for his Church Sniper Team.

Nice buy on Assylum Straight Jacket Boxes (10) at Phatash.  They rip you for $10 shipping but still a decent buy.
No kidding. Most of them would think a Gurkha was an expensive treat.

At least they can shoot.

Morning, muchachos.

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160303/6b37ef8ca245879ab0e71041961d30ce.jpg)
What's that blue tarp for?  Covering up trenches?
Catching brass.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 03, 2016, 11:24:37 AM
Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”
Henny Flip is on a roll this morning.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on March 03, 2016, 11:34:05 AM
getting ready for 3/17:
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I drinks one for each o' me brothers and one for me self." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: He orders three pints and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss." The Irishman looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," He explains, "It's just that me wife had us join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking. 'Hasn't affected me brothers a bit though."

Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on March 03, 2016, 11:42:51 AM
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on March 03, 2016, 11:47:46 AM
Three blondes girls were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said, "Look, it's deer tracks." The second one said, "No, it's wolf tracks" and before the third one could answer, they got hit by a train.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on March 03, 2016, 11:48:24 AM
time for lunch...
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 03, 2016, 11:52:25 AM
Exit with a flurry there Flip!
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Bad Dad on March 03, 2016, 12:02:27 PM
Good morning / and or / afternoon gents...!
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Bad Dad on March 03, 2016, 12:05:16 PM
Morning Gurkha's.   3 more hours of this bullshit then 3.5 hours home on the highway from hell.

Raz should buy up some of those Gurkha Tactical Hoodies for his Church Sniper Team.

Nice buy on Assylum Straight Jacket Boxes (10) at Phatash.  They rip you for $10 shipping but still a decent buy.
No kidding. Most of them would think a Gurkha was an expensive treat.

At least they can shoot.

Morning, muchachos.

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160303/6b37ef8ca245879ab0e71041961d30ce.jpg)
What's that blue tarp for?  Covering up trenches?
Catching brass.
Where are the girls in bikini's shooting guns...?
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Bad Dad on March 03, 2016, 12:08:38 PM
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
And in an up-to-date version of that joke, I'm sure it would some how relate to, "Six men die while getting a Brazilian wax job...!"
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Bad Dad on March 03, 2016, 12:10:30 PM
Fish, I don't know if you saw the beer notice I put up for you yesterday....

https://duclaw.com/beer/double-naked-fish/

Thought it would go well paired with cigars that have that raspberry thumbprint cookie profile.
I bet that would go great with two big scoops of vanilla ice cream...!
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 03, 2016, 12:10:51 PM
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
And in an up-to-date version of that joke, I'm sure it would some how relate to, "Six men die while getting a Brazilian wax job...!"
Only you would think that.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: razgueado on March 03, 2016, 12:14:56 PM
Morning Gurkha's.   3 more hours of this bullshit then 3.5 hours home on the highway from hell.

Raz should buy up some of those Gurkha Tactical Hoodies for his Church Sniper Team.

Nice buy on Assylum Straight Jacket Boxes (10) at Phatash.  They rip you for $10 shipping but still a decent buy.
No kidding. Most of them would think a Gurkha was an expensive treat.

At least they can shoot.

Morning, muchachos.

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160303/6b37ef8ca245879ab0e71041961d30ce.jpg)
What's that blue tarp for?  Covering up trenches?
Catching brass.
Where are the girls in bikini's shooting guns...?
Did you overlook that Tex mentioned this is a church security team?

Not that any of these guys would have minded, but their wives would kinda frown on it.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on March 03, 2016, 12:16:24 PM
A blonde sees a thermos in a store. She asks a clerk, "What is that and what's it for?" The clerk answers, "It's a thermos that keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde says, "I'll take it." When she gets to work, her blonde boss asks, "What is that?" The blonde worker says, "It's a thermos. It keeps cold things cold and hot things hot." "Whatcha got in it?" "A cup of coffee and a Popsicle."
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Bad Dad on March 03, 2016, 12:17:25 PM
Well the Page has schitt the bed again.  Gurkha turds.
Earlier you posted something like, "All we have left is the Page to rely on."  So I rushed over to see the deals... Yikes, all Gurkha's..!  No wonder you have an .avi of a guy stuck up in a tree...  :)
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Bad Dad on March 03, 2016, 12:18:43 PM
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
And in an up-to-date version of that joke, I'm sure it would some how relate to, "Six men die while getting a Brazilian wax job...!"
Only you would think that.
That would be a terrible way to go.... ouch..!
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Bad Dad on March 03, 2016, 12:25:30 PM
Morning Gurkha's.   3 more hours of this bullshit then 3.5 hours home on the highway from hell.

Raz should buy up some of those Gurkha Tactical Hoodies for his Church Sniper Team.

Nice buy on Assylum Straight Jacket Boxes (10) at Phatash.  They rip you for $10 shipping but still a decent buy.
No kidding. Most of them would think a Gurkha was an expensive treat.

At least they can shoot.

Morning, muchachos.

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160303/6b37ef8ca245879ab0e71041961d30ce.jpg)
What's that blue tarp for?  Covering up trenches?
Catching brass.
Where are the girls in bikini's shooting guns...?
Did you overlook that Tex mentioned this is a church security team?

Not that any of these guys would have minded, but their wives would kinda frown on it.
In all the excitement, I don't know if I fired 6 shots or only 5 SINNER...!
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Bad Dad on March 03, 2016, 12:34:07 PM
A blonde sees a thermos in a store. She asks a clerk, "What is that and what's it for?" The clerk answers, "It's a thermos that keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde says, "I'll take it." When she gets to work, her blonde boss asks, "What is that?" The blonde worker says, "It's a thermos. It keeps cold things cold and hot things hot." "Whatcha got in it?" "A cup of coffee and a Popsicle."
The other week we had a boil water alert.  I was thinking, "If I had something to put the boiled water in, I could use it later to rinse dishes."  So I got out my Coleman's ice chest and filled it with very hot boiled water.  About 5 hours later as I was doing dishes, I reached into the cooler for some rinse water and burnt my hand...  With out thinking, my first thoughts were, "Damn, what's the hell is wrong with this cooler...?"
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Bad Dad on March 03, 2016, 12:41:25 PM
Email and Skype(Lync) down company wide - hello limited productivity Thursday!  Good mornin gents
My computer has been giving me the business for the last week, actually supposed to get a new one today, at some point.
Yeah, good luck with that.  New computers are the devil!
I keep getting a notice, "Your computer is allowed a free upgrade to Window 10."  I've been sort of scared to upgrade, and have no idea if Windows 10 is any good or not...?
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Bad Dad on March 03, 2016, 12:45:19 PM
to bulk up the page count... ::)
Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
Ok.... here's one back at ya...!

What is green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you....?       A pool table.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on March 03, 2016, 12:53:30 PM
Email and Skype(Lync) down company wide - hello limited productivity Thursday!  Good mornin gents
My computer has been giving me the business for the last week, actually supposed to get a new one today, at some point.
Yeah, good luck with that.  New computers are the devil!
I keep getting a notice, "Your computer is allowed a free upgrade to Window 10."  I've been sort of scared to upgrade, and have no idea if Windows 10 is any good or not...?
We have upgraded two out of three at home.  take the upgrade, free is a very good price, it will soon be around $89 dollars.  you will then have a maybe, unsupported windows 8, 7 or older version.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on March 03, 2016, 12:55:08 PM
to bulk up the page count... ::)
Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
Ok.... here's one back at ya...!

What is green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you....?       A pool table.
damn luxury tree houses!  8)
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on March 03, 2016, 12:56:56 PM
A blonde sees a thermos in a store. She asks a clerk, "What is that and what's it for?" The clerk answers, "It's a thermos that keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde says, "I'll take it." When she gets to work, her blonde boss asks, "What is that?" The blonde worker says, "It's a thermos. It keeps cold things cold and hot things hot." "Whatcha got in it?" "A cup of coffee and a Popsicle."
The other week we had a boil water alert.  I was thinking, "If I had something to put the boiled water in, I could use it later to rinse dishes."  So I got out my Coleman's ice chest and filled it with very hot boiled water.  About 5 hours later as I was doing dishes, I reached into the cooler for some rinse water and burnt my hand...  With out thinking, my first thoughts were, "Damn, what's the hell is wrong with this cooler...?"
It keeps hot things hot & cold things cold - How does it know what to do, without any switches?
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: razgueado on March 03, 2016, 01:06:54 PM
Morning Gurkha's.   3 more hours of this bullshit then 3.5 hours home on the highway from hell.

Raz should buy up some of those Gurkha Tactical Hoodies for his Church Sniper Team.

Nice buy on Assylum Straight Jacket Boxes (10) at Phatash.  They rip you for $10 shipping but still a decent buy.
No kidding. Most of them would think a Gurkha was an expensive treat.

At least they can shoot.

Morning, muchachos.

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What's that blue tarp for?  Covering up trenches?
Catching brass.
Where are the girls in bikini's shooting guns...?
Did you overlook that Tex mentioned this is a church security team?

Not that any of these guys would have minded, but their wives would kinda frown on it.
In all the excitement, I don't know if I fired 6 shots or only 5 SINNER...!
But you better listen carefully while I tell you about Jesus, cuz you're about to meet him.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: razgueado on March 03, 2016, 01:07:45 PM
Email and Skype(Lync) down company wide - hello limited productivity Thursday!  Good mornin gents
My computer has been giving me the business for the last week, actually supposed to get a new one today, at some point.
Yeah, good luck with that.  New computers are the devil!
I keep getting a notice, "Your computer is allowed a free upgrade to Window 10."  I've been sort of scared to upgrade, and have no idea if Windows 10 is any good or not...?
Take it. It isn't as beautiful as Windows 7, but internally it's much improved.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: ss2 on March 03, 2016, 01:24:51 PM
Good morning / and or / afternoon gents...!
Good afternoon BD!
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Bad Dad on March 03, 2016, 01:33:37 PM
Good morning / and or / afternoon gents...!
Good afternoon BD!
Hi Sam...  What's up this afternoon....?
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 03, 2016, 01:46:55 PM
Email and Skype(Lync) down company wide - hello limited productivity Thursday!  Good mornin gents
My computer has been giving me the business for the last week, actually supposed to get a new one today, at some point.
Yeah, good luck with that.  New computers are the devil!
I keep getting a notice, "Your computer is allowed a free upgrade to Window 10."  I've been sort of scared to upgrade, and have no idea if Windows 10 is any good or not...?
Take it. It isn't as beautiful as Windows 7, but internally it's much improved.
Agreed.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: ss2 on March 03, 2016, 01:49:06 PM
Good morning / and or / afternoon gents...!
Good afternoon BD!
Hi Sam...  What's up this afternoon....?
Work.  too much of it.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: CigarGuy87 on March 03, 2016, 02:01:04 PM
Email and Skype(Lync) down company wide - hello limited productivity Thursday!  Good mornin gents
My computer has been giving me the business for the last week, actually supposed to get a new one today, at some point.
Yeah, good luck with that.  New computers are the devil!
I keep getting a notice, "Your computer is allowed a free upgrade to Window 10."  I've been sort of scared to upgrade, and have no idea if Windows 10 is any good or not...?
Take it. It isn't as beautiful as Windows 7, but internally it's much improved.
Agreed.
I third that!
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 03, 2016, 02:01:35 PM
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
And in an up-to-date version of that joke, I'm sure it would some how relate to, "Six men die while getting a Brazilian wax job...!"
Only you would think that.
That's why we keep him around here.  Can't find a replacement for that "originality".
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 03, 2016, 02:05:32 PM
Afternoon Sam and BD.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 03, 2016, 02:06:51 PM
I have to leave this 84 degrees and sunny to return to 30 and snow.  Just cruel!
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Bad Dad on March 03, 2016, 02:11:52 PM
Afternoon Sam and BD.
Howdy Dave, and Dave's....
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 03, 2016, 02:16:19 PM
I have to leave this 84 degrees and sunny to return to 30 and snow.  Just cruel!
GFY
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 03, 2016, 02:19:14 PM
Not sure if this post will be seen amidst the flurry of activity today, but it's about time to punch the clock. Hazzuh!
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Bad Dad on March 03, 2016, 02:23:58 PM
I'm going to take a break.  It looks like it's Jean Harlow day on Turner Classic Movie Channel.  If you want to watch a good Jean Harlow movie, try to catch, "Red-Headed Woman."  But you have to keep in mind that terms back then, such as, "Meet me in the coal bin," meant something different than it does today.  Well, time for a little tv before I have to start supper.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on March 03, 2016, 02:24:39 PM
Not sure if this post will be seen amidst the flurry of activity today, but it's about time to punch the clock. Hazzuh!
Bye Dave of the LTG type.... :D
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on March 03, 2016, 02:26:21 PM
I'm going to take a break.  It looks like it's Jean Harlow day on Turner Classic Movie Channel.  If you want to watch a good Jean Harlow movie, try to catch, "Red-Headed Woman."  But you have to keep in mind that terms back then, such as, "Meet me in the coal bin," meant something different than it does today.  Well, time for a little tv before I have to start supper.
Yeah, "Meet me in the coal bin," means I'm in the wrong house.  I have an underground oil tank for the furnace.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 03, 2016, 02:38:56 PM
Not sure if this post will be seen amidst the flurry of activity today, but it's about time to punch the clock. Hazzuh!
And a good evening to you Mr. Golf.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 03, 2016, 02:40:18 PM
I'm going to take a break.  It looks like it's Jean Harlow day on Turner Classic Movie Channel.  If you want to watch a good Jean Harlow movie, try to catch, "Red-Headed Woman."  But you have to keep in mind that terms back then, such as, "Meet me in the coal bin," meant something different than it does today.  Well, time for a little tv before I have to start supper.
Yeah, "Meet me in the coal bin," means I'm in the wrong house.  I have an underground oil tank for the furnace.
Probably make for a better meet then.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: flip from jersey on March 03, 2016, 02:57:04 PM
big boss, just served two very big ice cream cakes to her staff, to thank us for all the hard work
in some recent hardware migrations....  yes it's cold outside now, but it still tasted good.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Threebean on March 03, 2016, 03:09:43 PM
big boss, just served two very big ice cream cakes to her staff, to thank us for all the hard work
in some recent hardware migrations....  yes it's cold outside now, but it still tasted good.
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Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 03, 2016, 03:16:26 PM
Well, something caught Bean's attention.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Threebean on March 03, 2016, 03:23:52 PM
Well, something caught Bean's attention.
Yeah, sorry it's so big (TWHS)
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Oyam18 on March 03, 2016, 03:46:30 PM
This Centurian is wonderful it's salty and meaty and smooth as silk. I was expecting a pepper powerhouse that I don't care for, but got this plesant surprise. after the first 1/3 I do get a lingering pepper on the finish. Flavors are in that leather and cedar spectrum with some sweetness added on.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 03, 2016, 04:12:40 PM
This Centurian is wonderful it's salty and meaty and smooth as silk. I was expecting a pepper powerhouse that I don't care for, but got this plesant surprise. after the first 1/3 I do get a lingering pepper on the finish. Flavors are in that leather and cedar spectrum with some sweetness added on.
Agreed.  I enjoy them quite a bit.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: ss2 on March 03, 2016, 04:38:01 PM
nite all.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 03, 2016, 05:24:26 PM
This Centurian is wonderful it's salty and meaty and smooth as silk. I was expecting a pepper powerhouse that I don't care for, but got this plesant surprise. after the first 1/3 I do get a lingering pepper on the finish. Flavors are in that leather and cedar spectrum with some sweetness added on.
Agreed.  I enjoy them quite a bit.
Like the Centurians but the box I just bought do not taste like salt and meat, might better make sure what you are smoking.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 03, 2016, 05:25:18 PM
Made it home FdLA lit and 80 degrees here.

Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 03, 2016, 06:03:35 PM
SHEESH!
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 03, 2016, 06:50:06 PM
There really should be a law against stupid!

CONCRETE, Wash. (AP) — A 43-year-old man has died after authorities say he accidentally shot himself in the face while taking selfies.

The Skagit Valley Herald reports the man and his girlfriend were photographing themselves with the weapon on Sunday at a residence when he shot himself.

Skagit County Sheriff’s Office Patrol Chief Chad Clark says the woman reported that she and the man had taken photos with the gun several times that day and that the man had loaded and unloaded bullets multiple times.

Clark says a bullet apparently remained in the gun the final time he fired.

The death is being investigated as accidental
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: razgueado on March 03, 2016, 07:02:27 PM
There really should be a law against stupid!

CONCRETE, Wash. (AP) — A 43-year-old man has died after authorities say he accidentally shot himself in the face while taking selfies.

The Skagit Valley Herald reports the man and his girlfriend were photographing themselves with the weapon on Sunday at a residence when he shot himself.

Skagit County Sheriff’s Office Patrol Chief Chad Clark says the woman reported that she and the man had taken photos with the gun several times that day and that the man had loaded and unloaded bullets multiple times.

Clark says a bullet apparently remained in the gun the final time he fired.

The death is being investigated as accidental
Finger off the trigger until the weapon is pointed at something you want destroyed. Sheesh.
Title: Re: 3/3/2016
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 03, 2016, 08:05:38 PM
Got home just in time to make dinner before my 10:pm conference call tonight. FML!