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Title: 3/28/2017
Post by: CigarBanter on March 28, 2017, 12:01:17 AM
It's Tuesday again! In between insults we'll occasionally discuss cigars.  Join in and perhaps learn something along the way. Warning: don't proceed if you have thin skin but don't be afraid to post either... And welcome aboard!
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 05:12:57 AM
Wake Up!

It’s not “Tuesday”, it’s “ThreeDaysBeforeFriday”.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 05:52:06 AM
Work Time for me while you slackers sleep.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: sfish on March 28, 2017, 06:45:12 AM
Morning Tex
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 28, 2017, 06:51:15 AM
Morning, Tuesday bitches.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: sfish on March 28, 2017, 07:07:54 AM
I like these cigars, they age well also. For $2ea you can't go wrong:

https://www.cigarsinternational.com/cigarfu/loco-luchador/2001381/
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: sfish on March 28, 2017, 07:10:06 AM
I like these cigars, they age well also. For $2ea you can't go wrong:

https://www.cigarsinternational.com/cigarfu/loco-luchador/2001381/
http://halfwheel.com/leccia-luchador-hombre/77044
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 28, 2017, 07:19:31 AM
Morning Carolina Dave, Ohio Dave and Jersey Fish.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Threebean on March 28, 2017, 07:27:35 AM
Morning fishy and PreponderanceOfDaves.  Heading east again later this morning.  Hope no Dave-style mechanical or medical emergency type issues to f'k it up.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 07:31:08 AM
Morning fishy and PreponderanceOfDaves.  Heading east again later this morning.  Hope no Dave-style mechanical or medical emergency type issues to f'k it up.
Nothing more than a few hail storms and tornados in that direction.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Threebean on March 28, 2017, 07:37:09 AM
Morning fishy and PreponderanceOfDaves.  Heading east again later this morning.  Hope no Dave-style mechanical or medical emergency type issues to f'k it up.
Nothing more than a few hail storms and tornados in that direction.
Eh, a little light rain is all. 
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: sfish on March 28, 2017, 07:48:32 AM
Morning fishy and PreponderanceOfDaves.  Heading east again later this morning.  Hope no Dave-style mechanical or medical emergency type issues to f'k it up.
Morning Mark, how far East?
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 28, 2017, 07:52:48 AM
Good morning, shitheads.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 08:04:11 AM
Good morning, shitheads.
Who are you talking to in the mirror besides yourself?
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on March 28, 2017, 08:09:38 AM
good morning guys. don't know about you but I don't appreciate being called a shit head so early in the morning. at least wait until noon.

EPC 2nd and coffee going.

54° and heading into the 80's again. woohoo.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 28, 2017, 08:13:59 AM
good morning guys. don't know about you but I don't appreciate being called a shit head so early in the morning. at least wait until noon.

EPC 2nd and coffee going.

54° and heading into the 80's again. woohoo.
Then GFY.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 08:15:00 AM
good morning guys. don't know about you but I don't appreciate being called a shit head so early in the morning. at least wait until noon.

EPC 2nd and coffee going.

54° and heading into the 80's again. woohoo.
He was just looking at himself and someone else in the mirror this morning.

Morning Dean'O!
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 28, 2017, 08:15:03 AM
Good morning, shitheads.
Who are you talking to in the mirror besides yourself?
Who knew the word was so controversial for a Tuesday?
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 28, 2017, 08:25:34 AM
By the way, here's some cigar talk too...

Free humidor with box purchase of Monte/AJF stick at JR expires at midnight EDT - https://www.jrcigars.com/deal/free-montecristo-glass-top-humidor-with-any-box-of-montecristo-crafted-by-aj-fernandez
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 28, 2017, 08:26:43 AM
Don't let it be said that we never discuss cigars on this site. Sheesh.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on March 28, 2017, 08:27:08 AM
good morning guys. don't know about you but I don't appreciate being called a shit head so early in the morning. at least wait until noon.

EPC 2nd and coffee going.

54° and heading into the 80's again. woohoo.
Then GFY.

thank you Tony, can I have another?
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on March 28, 2017, 08:31:53 AM
Tony, how'd you make out on the test?
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 28, 2017, 08:32:31 AM
good morning guys. don't know about you but I don't appreciate being called a shit head so early in the morning. at least wait until noon.

EPC 2nd and coffee going.

54° and heading into the 80's again. woohoo.
Then GFY.

thank you Tony, can I have another?
Don't want to shoot my whole load so early on a Tuesday.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 28, 2017, 08:33:06 AM
Tony, how'd you make out on the test?
I failed. I'll take it one last time, hopefully within a couple of weeks.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Threebean on March 28, 2017, 08:34:00 AM
Morning fishy and PreponderanceOfDaves.  Heading east again later this morning.  Hope no Dave-style mechanical or medical emergency type issues to f'k it up.
Morning Mark, how far East?
CT and NH again. Will be spending a lot of time out there through August. 
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on March 28, 2017, 08:35:17 AM
cigar order in, all 2-5 packs:

B.G. Meyer Standard Issue Robusto

Brickhouse Robusto Maduro
Camacho Connecticut Robusto

CAO La Traviata Maduro Luminoso

Don Tomas Nicaragua Robusto

E.P. Carrillo New Wave Reserva Robusto
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Threebean on March 28, 2017, 08:35:26 AM
Tony, how'd you make out on the test?
I failed. I'll take it one last time, hopefully within a couple of weeks.
Pass/Fail with no indication of how close you came?  Hate those. 
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on March 28, 2017, 08:36:32 AM
Tony, how'd you make out on the test?
I failed. I'll take it one last time, hopefully within a couple of weeks.
sorry to hear that. what the hell happened? sounded like you studied enough.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 08:39:56 AM
Tony, how'd you make out on the test?
I failed. I'll take it one last time, hopefully within a couple of weeks.
Have you considered taking a Prep Course for it, if there is one available?   For those certification type courses they can definitely help.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 08:41:12 AM
Morning fishy and PreponderanceOfDaves.  Heading east again later this morning.  Hope no Dave-style mechanical or medical emergency type issues to f'k it up.
Morning Mark, how far East?
CT and NH again. Will be spending a lot of time out there through August.
At least NH will be cooler in July and August
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 08:42:32 AM
Tony, how'd you make out on the test?
I failed. I'll take it one last time, hopefully within a couple of weeks.
Have you considered taking a Prep Course for it, if there is one available?   For those certification type courses they can definitely help.
The shithead was not screwed on right that day.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Threebean on March 28, 2017, 08:45:45 AM
Morning fishy and PreponderanceOfDaves.  Heading east again later this morning.  Hope no Dave-style mechanical or medical emergency type issues to f'k it up.
Morning Mark, how far East?
CT and NH again. Will be spending a lot of time out there through August.
At least NH will be cooler in July and August
No kidding, will have to scope out some nice stogie smoking locales.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on March 28, 2017, 08:48:40 AM
truck goes into the garage for body work Monday for a few days. hate being without wheels.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 08:50:41 AM
truck goes into the garage for body work Monday for a few days. hate being without wheels.
Make the one that damaged it rent you something to drive.  Sheesh, little to ask of her.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 28, 2017, 08:53:18 AM
Morning fishy and PreponderanceOfDaves.  Heading east again later this morning.  Hope no Dave-style mechanical or medical emergency type issues to f'k it up.
Morning Mark, how far East?
CT and NH again. Will be spending a lot of time out there through August.
At least NH will be cooler in July and August
No kidding, will have to scope out some nice stogie smoking locales.
Don't have any suggestions out there, sorry.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 28, 2017, 08:53:41 AM
Morning Dean, Mr. Mayor and Mr. Bean.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on March 28, 2017, 08:54:08 AM
truck goes into the garage for body work Monday for a few days. hate being without wheels.
Make the one that damaged it rent you something to drive.  Sheesh, little to ask of her.
right, I'm still waiting for her to get quotes. had to do it myself and paying out of my own pocket until she gets some money.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 08:55:27 AM
truck goes into the garage for body work Monday for a few days. hate being without wheels.
Make the one that damaged it rent you something to drive.  Sheesh, little to ask of her.
right, I'm still waiting for her to get quotes. had to do it myself and paying out of my own pocket until she gets some money.
Finally, an old fashion deadbeat story - we been needing one of those!
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on March 28, 2017, 08:55:31 AM
Morning Dean, Mr. Mayor and Mr. Bean.
morning Dave. watch out for Tony. he's on a GFY shit head kick today.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on March 28, 2017, 08:58:37 AM
truck goes into the garage for body work Monday for a few days. hate being without wheels.
Make the one that damaged it rent you something to drive.  Sheesh, little to ask of her.
right, I'm still waiting for her to get quotes. had to do it myself and paying out of my own pocket until she gets some money.
Finally, an old fashion deadbeat story - we been needing one of those!
she's trying. single mom, full time job as a nurse, just got out of a bad relationship, and moved into a new house. her plate is full, but she needs to get off her ass. says she can come up with $350 this week and continue to make payments. time will tell.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 28, 2017, 09:06:13 AM
Tony, how'd you make out on the test?
I failed. I'll take it one last time, hopefully within a couple of weeks.
Pass/Fail with no indication of how close you came?  Hate those.
Yep. My heart sank when I got that last,  "Regrettably, you did not pass..." message on the computer screen. Up until that moment I'd thought I aced the thing.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 28, 2017, 09:07:45 AM
Morning Dean, Mr. Mayor and Mr. Bean.
Howdy, Dave.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 09:08:18 AM
Tony, how'd you make out on the test?
I failed. I'll take it one last time, hopefully within a couple of weeks.
Pass/Fail with no indication of how close you came?  Hate those.
Yep. My heart sank when I got that last,  "Regrettably, you did not pass..." message on the computer screen. Up until that moment I'd thought I aced the thing.
Better than the bar exam in most states, after 2-3 days of tests you  have to wait 2-3 months for the results. 
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Threebean on March 28, 2017, 09:10:13 AM
truck goes into the garage for body work Monday for a few days. hate being without wheels.
Make the one that damaged it rent you something to drive.  Sheesh, little to ask of her.
right, I'm still waiting for her to get quotes. had to do it myself and paying out of my own pocket until she gets some money.
Finally, an old fashion deadbeat story - we been needing one of those!
Indeed, the sky is blue, water is wet, and there's a deadbeat in Dean's life.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Threebean on March 28, 2017, 09:10:56 AM
Tony, how'd you make out on the test?
I failed. I'll take it one last time, hopefully within a couple of weeks.
Pass/Fail with no indication of how close you came?  Hate those.
Yep. My heart sank when I got that last,  "Regrettably, you did not pass..." message on the computer screen. Up until that moment I'd thought I aced the thing.
Better than the bar exam in most states, after 2-3 days of tests you  have to wait 2-3 months for the results.
That's so you get the hang of dragging schitt out in court to maximize fees.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: BackyardSmoker on March 28, 2017, 09:12:28 AM
G'Morning, fellas... and Mayor McShithead
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on March 28, 2017, 09:13:33 AM
(CNN) Three teens dressed in black and wearing masks and gloves were killed by a resident when they broke into a home, Oklahoma authorities said Monday.

The 23-year-old son of the homeowner fired shots from a rifle; officials said. One suspect had a knife, another carried brass knuckles.

"Preliminary investigation looks like it's self-defense," said Wagoner County Sheriff's Deputy Nick Mahoney, cautioning the investigation was continuing into the midday home invasion.


The shooter voluntarily spoke with investigators. Neither he nor his father were hurt.


A 21-year-old woman turned herself into Broken Arrow police and may have been a getaway driver, Mahoney said.

Shortly before 12:30 p.m., the apparent burglars broke through a door in the back of the home outside Broken Arrow, a Tulsa suburb. The young man, who was there with his father, encountered them.

"There was a short exchange of words, then gunfire happened," Mahoney told reporters.

Two of the suspects were in the kitchen; the other was found on the driveway. He described two as 16 or 17 and one as 18. The suspects' names were not immediately released.

Mahoney said it did not appear the residents and intruders knew each other.

While authorities said the neighborhood has a low crime rate, resident Leon Simmons told CNN affiliate KTUL there have been a few burglaries in the past six months.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: BackyardSmoker on March 28, 2017, 09:18:18 AM
truck goes into the garage for body work Monday for a few days. hate being without wheels.
Make the one that damaged it rent you something to drive.  Sheesh, little to ask of her.
right, I'm still waiting for her to get quotes. had to do it myself and paying out of my own pocket until she gets some money.
Finally, an old fashion deadbeat story - we been needing one of those!

All the necessary components seem to be present...
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: BackyardSmoker on March 28, 2017, 09:20:24 AM
Tony, how'd you make out on the test?
I failed. I'll take it one last time, hopefully within a couple of weeks.
Pass/Fail with no indication of how close you came?  Hate those.
Yep. My heart sank when I got that last,  "Regrettably, you did not pass..." message on the computer screen. Up until that moment I'd thought I aced the thing.

Uh-oh... You should have copied off the guy from Chennai
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 28, 2017, 09:20:50 AM
G'Morning, fellas... and Mayor McShithead
GFY, Steve.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 28, 2017, 09:23:14 AM
Tony, how'd you make out on the test?
I failed. I'll take it one last time, hopefully within a couple of weeks.
Pass/Fail with no indication of how close you came?  Hate those.
Yep. My heart sank when I got that last,  "Regrettably, you did not pass..." message on the computer screen. Up until that moment I'd thought I aced the thing.

Uh-oh... You should have copied off the guy from Chennai
Are you kidding me? I would need to train him first on how to copy off of me.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 09:25:03 AM
Tony, how'd you make out on the test?
I failed. I'll take it one last time, hopefully within a couple of weeks.
Pass/Fail with no indication of how close you came?  Hate those.
Yep. My heart sank when I got that last,  "Regrettably, you did not pass..." message on the computer screen. Up until that moment I'd thought I aced the thing.

Uh-oh... You should have copied off the guy from Chennai
Are you kidding me? I would need to train him first on how to copy off of me.
Then you should have gotten a copy of the test (and probably the answers too ;D) from the Russians.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: BackyardSmoker on March 28, 2017, 09:31:26 AM
Tony, how'd you make out on the test?
I failed. I'll take it one last time, hopefully within a couple of weeks.
Pass/Fail with no indication of how close you came?  Hate those.
Yep. My heart sank when I got that last,  "Regrettably, you did not pass..." message on the computer screen. Up until that moment I'd thought I aced the thing.

Uh-oh... You should have copied off the guy from Chennai
Are you kidding me? I would need to train him first on how to copy off of me.

Just wouldn't see fair to set him on a course of failure this early in his new career... He's doing it for half the pay already.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 28, 2017, 09:32:06 AM
(CNN) Three teens dressed in black and wearing masks and gloves were killed by a resident when they broke into a home, Oklahoma authorities said Monday.

The 23-year-old son of the homeowner fired shots from a rifle; officials said. One suspect had a knife, another carried brass knuckles.

"Preliminary investigation looks like it's self-defense," said Wagoner County Sheriff's Deputy Nick Mahoney, cautioning the investigation was continuing into the midday home invasion.


The shooter voluntarily spoke with investigators. Neither he nor his father were hurt.


A 21-year-old woman turned herself into Broken Arrow police and may have been a getaway driver, Mahoney said.

Shortly before 12:30 p.m., the apparent burglars broke through a door in the back of the home outside Broken Arrow, a Tulsa suburb. The young man, who was there with his father, encountered them.

"There was a short exchange of words, then gunfire happened," Mahoney told reporters.

Two of the suspects were in the kitchen; the other was found on the driveway. He described two as 16 or 17 and one as 18. The suspects' names were not immediately released.

Mahoney said it did not appear the residents and intruders knew each other.

While authorities said the neighborhood has a low crime rate, resident Leon Simmons told CNN affiliate KTUL there have been a few burglaries in the past six months.
Again saving all those unnecessary costs of trial and incarceration.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 28, 2017, 09:33:12 AM
Morning Steve.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: BackyardSmoker on March 28, 2017, 09:33:35 AM
Tony, how'd you make out on the test?
I failed. I'll take it one last time, hopefully within a couple of weeks.
Pass/Fail with no indication of how close you came?  Hate those.
Yep. My heart sank when I got that last,  "Regrettably, you did not pass..." message on the computer screen. Up until that moment I'd thought I aced the thing.

Uh-oh... You should have copied off the guy from Chennai
Are you kidding me? I would need to train him first on how to copy off of me.
Then you should have gotten a copy of the test (and probably the answers too ;D) from the Russians.

If the Russians had any answers, Rocky would have lost that fight... USA! USA! USA!
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 28, 2017, 09:33:58 AM
Today is Tuesday, March 28, the 87th day of 2017. There are 278 days left in the year.

Today's Highlight in History:

On March 28, 1942, during World War II, British naval forces staged a successful raid on the Nazi-occupied French port of St. Nazaire in Operation Chariot, destroying the only dry dock on the Atlantic coast capable of repairing the German battleship Tirpitz.

On this date:

In 1834, the U.S. Senate voted to censure President Andrew Jackson for the removal of federal deposits from the Bank of the United States.

In 1896, the opera "Andrea Chenier," by Umberto Giordano, premiered in Milan, Italy.

In 1898, the Supreme Court, in United States v. Wong Kim Ark, ruled that a child born in the United States to Chinese immigrants was a U.S. citizen.

In 1930, the names of the Turkish cities of Constantinople and Angora were changed to Istanbul and Ankara.

In 1935, the notorious Nazi propaganda film "Triumph des Willens" (Triumph of the Will), directed by Leni Riefenstahl, premiered in Berlin with Adolf Hitler present.

In 1941, novelist and critic Virginia Woolf, 59, drowned herself near her home in Lewes, East Sussex, England.

In 1955, John Marshall Harlan II was sworn in as an associate justice of the U.S. Supreme Court.

In 1969, the 34th president of the United States, Dwight D. Eisenhower, died in Washington, D.C. at age 78.

In 1977, "Rocky" won best picture at the 49th Academy Awards; Peter Finch was honored posthumously as best actor for "Network" while his co-star, Faye Dunaway, was recognized as best actress.

In 1979, America's worst commercial nuclear accident occurred with a partial meltdown inside the Unit 2 reactor at the Three Mile Island plant near Middletown, Pennsylvania.

In 1987, Maria von Trapp, whose life story inspired the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical "The Sound of Music," died in Morrisville, Vermont, at age 82.

In 1990, President George H.W. Bush presented the Congressional Gold Medal to the widow of U.S. Olympic legend Jesse Owens.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 28, 2017, 09:34:30 AM
Ten years ago: Iran aired a video of 15 British sailors and marines who were captured five days earlier; the lone female captive, Faye Furney, wearing a white tunic and a black head scarf, said the British boats had "trespassed" in Iranian waters while patrolling for smugglers near the mouth of the Shatt al-Arab, a disputed waterway. (The crew members were released a week later.) In the Philippines, dozens of children were taken hostage on a bus by a day-care center owner armed with grenades and guns; the crisis ended peacefully 10 hours later with the hostage-taker's surrender.

Five years ago: The U.S. Supreme Court wrapped up three days of public arguments on President Barack Obama's historic health care law. On the last day of his visit, Pope Benedict XVI demanded more freedom for the Roman Catholic Church in communist-run Cuba and preached against "fanaticism" in an unusually political sermon before hundreds of thousands at Revolution Plaza. Bluegrass legend and banjo pioneer Earl Scruggs, 88, died in Nashville, Tennessee.

One year ago: The FBI said it had successfully used a mysterious technique without Apple Inc.'s help to hack into the iPhone used by a gunman in a mass shooting in California, effectively ending a pitched court battle. Officers shot and wounded a man who had pulled a weapon at a security checkpoint as he entered the underground U.S. Capitol Visitor Center. Winston Moseley, the man convicted of the 1964 stabbing death of bar manager Kitty Genovese, died at the Clinton Correctional Facility in Dannemora, New York, at age 81. Actor James Noble, 94, died in Norwalk, Connecticut.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 28, 2017, 09:35:12 AM
Today's Birthdays: Former White House national security adviser Zbigniew Brzezinski (ZBIG'-nyef breh-ZHIN'-skee) is 89. Author Mario Vargas Llosa is 81. Country musician Charlie McCoy is 76. Movie director Mike Newell is 75. Actress Conchata Ferrell is 74. Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte is 72. Actress Dianne Wiest (weest) is 71. Country singer Reba McEntire is 62. Olympic gold medal gymnast Bart Conner is 59. Rapper Salt (Salt-N-Pepa) is 51. Actress Tracey Needham is 50. Actor Max Perlich is 49. Movie director Brett Ratner is 48. Country singer Rodney Atkins is 48. Actor Vince Vaughn is 47. Rapper Mr. Cheeks (Lost Boyz) is 46. Actor Ken L. is 44. Singer/songwriter Matt Nathanson is 44. Rock musician Dave Keuning is 41. Actress Annie Wersching is 40. Actress Julia Stiles is 36. Singer Lady Gaga is 31.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 28, 2017, 09:35:46 AM
Today's Birthdays: Former White House national security adviser Zbigniew Brzezinski (ZBIG'-nyef breh-ZHIN'-skee) is 89. Author Mario Vargas Llosa is 81. Country musician Charlie McCoy is 76. Movie director Mike Newell is 75. Actress Conchata Ferrell is 74. Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte is 72. Actress Dianne Wiest (weest) is 71. Country singer Reba McEntire is 62. Olympic gold medal gymnast Bart Conner is 59. Rapper Salt (Salt-N-Pepa) is 51. Actress Tracey Needham is 50. Actor Max Perlich is 49. Movie director Brett Ratner is 48. Country singer Rodney Atkins is 48. Actor Vince Vaughn is 47. Rapper Mr. Cheeks (Lost Boyz) is 46. Actor Ken L. is 44. Singer/songwriter Matt Nathanson is 44. Rock musician Dave Keuning is 41. Actress Annie Wersching is 40. Actress Julia Stiles is 36. Singer Lady Gaga is 31.
Guess LittleMonsterCarolinaDave is celebrating today.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 09:36:29 AM
Tony, how'd you make out on the test?
I failed. I'll take it one last time, hopefully within a couple of weeks.
Pass/Fail with no indication of how close you came?  Hate those.
Yep. My heart sank when I got that last,  "Regrettably, you did not pass..." message on the computer screen. Up until that moment I'd thought I aced the thing.

Uh-oh... You should have copied off the guy from Chennai
Are you kidding me? I would need to train him first on how to copy off of me.
Then you should have gotten a copy of the test (and probably the answers too ;D) from the Russians.

If the Russians had any answers, Rocky would have lost that fight... USA! USA! USA!
Sheesh, you are 40 years behind!  Rooskies have all the answers now.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 28, 2017, 09:36:34 AM
Words for Tony today:

Thought for Today: "A man can do his best only by confidently seeking (and perpetually missing) an unattainable perfection." - Ralph Barton Perry, American author and educator (1876-1957).
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 09:39:13 AM
2 email ads from CI today already, their new plan must have failed.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Threebean on March 28, 2017, 09:42:21 AM
Words for Tony today:

Thought for Today: "A man can do his best only by confidently seeking (and perpetually missing) an unattainable perfection." - Ralph Barton Perry, American author and educator (1876-1957).
Tony, heads up, you're apparently doing your best.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 09:58:40 AM
Words for Tony today:

Thought for Today: "A man can do his best only by confidently seeking (and perpetually missing) an unattainable perfection." - Ralph Barton Perry, American author and educator (1876-1957).
Tony, heads up, you're apparently doing your best.
Wish my father was still around so I could tell him that about me with such definitive proof.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 28, 2017, 10:02:48 AM
Words for Tony today:

Thought for Today: "A man can do his best only by confidently seeking (and perpetually missing) an unattainable perfection." - Ralph Barton Perry, American author and educator (1876-1957).
Tony, heads up, you're apparently doing your best.
Wish my father was still around so I could tell him that about me with such definitive proof.
They didn't buy it in my performance review.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Threebean on March 28, 2017, 10:07:23 AM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 28, 2017, 10:25:46 AM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 28, 2017, 10:35:08 AM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 28, 2017, 10:49:14 AM
Looks like Baylor isn't the only Texas school where No means maybe...

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/higher-education/2017/03/23/survey-15-percent-female-undergraduatesat-ut-raped
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 10:58:41 AM
Looks like Baylor isn't the only Texas school where No means maybe...

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/higher-education/2017/03/23/survey-15-percent-female-undergraduatesat-ut-raped
Would have been more but the other 85% were too ugly.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 10:59:48 AM
Man the Vagrant K2 Taxi's (A.K.A. Ambulances) are sure busy this morning!
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Threebean on March 28, 2017, 11:22:53 AM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 28, 2017, 11:39:07 AM
Looks like Baylor isn't the only Texas school where No means maybe...

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/higher-education/2017/03/23/survey-15-percent-female-undergraduatesat-ut-raped
Would have been more but the other 85% were too ugly.
Now, now, I've been on that campus and that's simply not true.
Besides, even on campuses where that may be true, never known guys, especially drunk college guys to be that selective.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 28, 2017, 11:39:39 AM
Man the Vagrant K2 Taxi's (A.K.A. Ambulances) are sure busy this morning!
New batch?
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 28, 2017, 11:41:08 AM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 11:41:41 AM
Man the Vagrant K2 Taxi's (A.K.A. Ambulances) are sure busy this morning!
New batch?
Must be delivery day
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 11:42:23 AM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: razgueado on March 28, 2017, 12:06:26 PM
Morning, muchachos.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 28, 2017, 12:13:28 PM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 28, 2017, 12:13:47 PM
Morning Mr. Raz.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: flip from jersey on March 28, 2017, 12:32:37 PM
hello boys, got me a late start today, but i didn't leave here till after 7pm last night,
so it's all good.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: razgueado on March 28, 2017, 12:36:35 PM
Morning Mr. Raz.
Morning, PhysicsAnalystDave.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 28, 2017, 12:36:49 PM
hello boys, got me a late start today, but i didn't leave here till after 7pm last night,
so it's all good.
You don't have to rationalize to us Flip.
Good morning  afternoon.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 12:38:23 PM
How do Flip and Raz?
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 12:38:38 PM
Taco Tuesday for me at lunch.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 28, 2017, 12:53:07 PM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 01:02:09 PM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.
And the BIGGGG Ones usually FARRRRR Outnumber the correct ones.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: flip from jersey on March 28, 2017, 01:05:11 PM
How do Flip and Raz?
Ok, considering when I walk into my building on 33rd street, my desk is all the way over on the
31st street side.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 28, 2017, 01:05:29 PM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.
And the BIGGGG Ones usually FARRRRR Outnumber the correct ones.
Lol, sure seems that way.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 28, 2017, 01:06:33 PM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.
Many of the in between ones look pretty decent in them as well.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 28, 2017, 01:08:17 PM
New Casa de Montecristo lounge opening in Austin in May.

http://halfwheel.com/casa-de-montecristo-austin-location-opening-may/144863
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 01:13:09 PM
New Casa de Montecristo lounge opening in Austin in May.

http://halfwheel.com/casa-de-montecristo-austin-location-opening-may/144863
That is at least over towards my end of town, very near the warden's office.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: BackyardSmoker on March 28, 2017, 01:29:52 PM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.

The in between is also know as camel toe... for the bigger ones, moose knuckle   ;)
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 28, 2017, 01:35:22 PM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.

The in between is also know as camel toe... for the bigger ones, moose knuckle   ;)
I was more referring to body shape, but ok. :)
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: BackyardSmoker on March 28, 2017, 01:37:41 PM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.

The in between is also know as camel toe... for the bigger ones, moose knuckle   ;)
I was more referring to body shape, but ok. :)

CNS... exactly!
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Threebean on March 28, 2017, 01:50:41 PM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.

The in between is also know as camel toe... for the bigger ones, moose knuckle   ;)
I was more referring to body shape, but ok. :)

CNS... exactly!
Ha, I see you guys are still talking about leggings good and bad.  I'm happy to report a blonde hottie sitting in my row  filling out hers very nicely.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: flip from jersey on March 28, 2017, 01:54:07 PM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.

The in between is also know as camel toe... for the bigger ones, moose knuckle   ;)
I was more referring to body shape, but ok. :)

CNS... exactly!
Ha, I see you guys are still talking about leggings good and bad.  I'm happy to report a blonde hottie sitting in my row  filling out hers very nicely.
Enjoy your flight, we won't ask for photo graphic evidence, we will take your word on the apparent hotness.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: razgueado on March 28, 2017, 02:05:27 PM
How do Flip and Raz?
Fair to middlin'. Weather sucks. Work sucks. Staying in a hotel sucks. But other than that, life's peachy.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: razgueado on March 28, 2017, 02:10:57 PM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.
And the BIGGGG Ones usually FARRRRR Outnumber the correct ones.
Because, after all, clothes make the woman.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 02:23:18 PM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.
And the BIGGGG Ones usually FARRRRR Outnumber the correct ones.
Because, after all, clothes make the woman.
And if she looks good in LuLu Lemons the lack of makes her a lot better woman.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: razgueado on March 28, 2017, 02:30:02 PM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.
And the BIGGGG Ones usually FARRRRR Outnumber the correct ones.
Because, after all, clothes make the woman.
And if she looks good in LuLu Lemons the lack of makes her a lot better woman.
And, conversely, if she doesn't look spectacularly appetizing naked, the pants are not going to help.

That's the fraud perpetrated by the fashion industry. "Yes, you can wear yoga pants even if you resemble a hippo. You just have to choose the right pattern to make you look thinner!"

Riiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhht.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 02:40:13 PM
45 more minutes, hope I can stay awake!
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: BackyardSmoker on March 28, 2017, 02:57:54 PM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.
And the BIGGGG Ones usually FARRRRR Outnumber the correct ones.
Because, after all, clothes make the woman.
And if she looks good in LuLu Lemons the lack of makes her a lot better woman.
And, conversely, if she doesn't look spectacularly appetizing naked, the pants are not going to help.

That's the fraud perpetrated by the fashion industry. "Yes, you can wear yoga pants even if you resemble a hippo. You just have to choose the right pattern to make you look thinner!"

Riiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhht.

And here I thought you were taking the Gloria Steinem approach with that last post...
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 03:01:36 PM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.
And the BIGGGG Ones usually FARRRRR Outnumber the correct ones.
Because, after all, clothes make the woman.
And if she looks good in LuLu Lemons the lack of makes her a lot better woman.
And, conversely, if she doesn't look spectacularly appetizing naked, the pants are not going to help.

That's the fraud perpetrated by the fashion industry. "Yes, you can wear yoga pants even if you resemble a hippo. You just have to choose the right pattern to make you look thinner!"

Riiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhht.

And here I thought you were taking the Gloria Steinem approach with that last post...
Where you been lately BS? 
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: BackyardSmoker on March 28, 2017, 03:04:48 PM
Where you been lately BS?

Covering for a few folks out the past couple weeks, and with spring break right around the corner, probably more of the same until after Easter.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 03:06:18 PM
Where you been lately BS?

Covering for a few folks out the past couple weeks, and with spring break right around the corner, probably more of the same until after Easter.
I got ya, surely you got their pay also for doing their work. ;D
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 03:08:04 PM
Where is that Mayor, I need to ask him a question.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 03:13:48 PM
Thinks I will go home and fire up a smoke.  Later
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: BackyardSmoker on March 28, 2017, 03:17:56 PM
Where you been lately BS?

Covering for a few folks out the past couple weeks, and with spring break right around the corner, probably more of the same until after Easter.
I got ya, surely you got their pay also for doing their work. ;D

Ha! No, but if they find out I'm doing 2 full timers jobs with only about an extra 2 hrs per day, they may be in trouble. So, keep it down. I don't wanna keep this 'busting my ass' thing going on a regular basis. It's obviously cutting into my play/banter time... not that there's many deals to peruse as of late.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 28, 2017, 03:20:18 PM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.
And the BIGGGG Ones usually FARRRRR Outnumber the correct ones.
Because, after all, clothes make the woman.
And if she looks good in LuLu Lemons the lack of makes her a lot better woman.
And, conversely, if she doesn't look spectacularly appetizing naked, the pants are not going to help.

That's the fraud perpetrated by the fashion industry. "Yes, you can wear yoga pants even if you resemble a hippo. You just have to choose the right pattern to make you look thinner!"

Riiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhht.
They don't sell as many pants with honesty.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on March 28, 2017, 03:20:41 PM
Hazzuh time!
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 28, 2017, 03:27:37 PM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.

The in between is also know as camel toe... for the bigger ones, moose knuckle   ;)
I was more referring to body shape, but ok. :)

CNS... exactly!
Ha, I see you guys are still talking about leggings good and bad.  I'm happy to report a blonde hottie sitting in my row  filling out hers very nicely.
Enjoy your flight, we won't ask for photo graphic evidence, we will take your word on the apparent hotness.
Or getting in trouble for self rising snack trays.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 04:27:50 PM
Amazon Basin lit.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 04:28:10 PM
Wind is blowing like hell now.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: flip from jersey on March 28, 2017, 04:46:20 PM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.
And the BIGGGG Ones usually FARRRRR Outnumber the correct ones.
Because, after all, clothes make the woman.
And if she looks good in LuLu Lemons the lack of makes her a lot better woman.
And, conversely, if she doesn't look spectacularly appetizing naked, the pants are not going to help.

That's the fraud perpetrated by the fashion industry. "Yes, you can wear yoga pants even if you resemble a hippo. You just have to choose the right pattern to make you look thinner!"

Riiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhht.
actually they refuse to make the pant in sizes past 12, see the article http://www.vancitybuzz.com/2013/11/chip-wilson-claims-some-women-cant-wear-lululemon-pants/ (http://www.vancitybuzz.com/2013/11/chip-wilson-claims-some-women-cant-wear-lululemon-pants/)
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 04:49:21 PM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.
And the BIGGGG Ones usually FARRRRR Outnumber the correct ones.
Because, after all, clothes make the woman.
And if she looks good in LuLu Lemons the lack of makes her a lot better woman.
And, conversely, if she doesn't look spectacularly appetizing naked, the pants are not going to help.

That's the fraud perpetrated by the fashion industry. "Yes, you can wear yoga pants even if you resemble a hippo. You just have to choose the right pattern to make you look thinner!"

Riiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhht.
actually they refuse to make the pant in sizes past 12, see the article http://www.vancitybuzz.com/2013/11/chip-wilson-claims-some-women-cant-wear-lululemon-pants/ (http://www.vancitybuzz.com/2013/11/chip-wilson-claims-some-women-cant-wear-lululemon-pants/)
And for a damn good reason.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 28, 2017, 04:52:34 PM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.
And the BIGGGG Ones usually FARRRRR Outnumber the correct ones.
Because, after all, clothes make the woman.
And if she looks good in LuLu Lemons the lack of makes her a lot better woman.
And, conversely, if she doesn't look spectacularly appetizing naked, the pants are not going to help.

That's the fraud perpetrated by the fashion industry. "Yes, you can wear yoga pants even if you resemble a hippo. You just have to choose the right pattern to make you look thinner!"

Riiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhht.
actually they refuse to make the pant in sizes past 12, see the article http://www.vancitybuzz.com/2013/11/chip-wilson-claims-some-women-cant-wear-lululemon-pants/ (http://www.vancitybuzz.com/2013/11/chip-wilson-claims-some-women-cant-wear-lululemon-pants/)
Glad you're keeping up on the lululemon buzz for us Flip.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 04:54:10 PM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.
And the BIGGGG Ones usually FARRRRR Outnumber the correct ones.
Because, after all, clothes make the woman.
And if she looks good in LuLu Lemons the lack of makes her a lot better woman.
And, conversely, if she doesn't look spectacularly appetizing naked, the pants are not going to help.

That's the fraud perpetrated by the fashion industry. "Yes, you can wear yoga pants even if you resemble a hippo. You just have to choose the right pattern to make you look thinner!"

Riiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhht.
actually they refuse to make the pant in sizes past 12, see the article http://www.vancitybuzz.com/2013/11/chip-wilson-claims-some-women-cant-wear-lululemon-pants/ (http://www.vancitybuzz.com/2013/11/chip-wilson-claims-some-women-cant-wear-lululemon-pants/)
Glad you're keeping up on the lululemon buzz for us Flip.
I drive by the store on my way home from work
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 04:55:30 PM
Damn the wind is blowing hard!
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: razgueado on March 28, 2017, 05:20:39 PM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.

The in between is also know as camel toe... for the bigger ones, moose knuckle   ;)
I was more referring to body shape, but ok. :)

CNS... exactly!
Ha, I see you guys are still talking about leggings good and bad.  I'm happy to report a blonde hottie sitting in my row  filling out hers very nicely.
Enjoy your flight, we won't ask for photo graphic evidence, we will take your word on the apparent hotness.
Or getting in trouble for self rising snack trays.
That knocking sound is turbulence.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: flip from jersey on March 28, 2017, 05:27:11 PM
take care boys...
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 05:34:47 PM
take care boys...
Later Flip
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on March 28, 2017, 05:35:45 PM
Amazon Basin lit.
Very Good smoke and still getting better as time goes by.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on March 28, 2017, 05:47:42 PM
Time to call it a day, there is a cigar and Medalla calling.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Oyam18 on March 28, 2017, 06:10:27 PM
So why did they stop making this cigar?
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Threebean on March 28, 2017, 06:43:24 PM
Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.

The in between is also know as camel toe... for the bigger ones, moose knuckle   ;)
I was more referring to body shape, but ok. :)

CNS... exactly!
Ha, I see you guys are still talking about leggings good and bad.  I'm happy to report a blonde hottie sitting in my row  filling out hers very nicely.
Enjoy your flight, we won't ask for photo graphic evidence, we will take your word on the apparent hotness.
Or getting in trouble for self rising snack trays.
That knocking sound is turbulence.
Turgidness more likely. 
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Threebean on March 28, 2017, 06:59:45 PM
Time to call it a day, there is a cigar and Medalla calling.
It's a day.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: Threebean on March 28, 2017, 09:29:38 PM
Day's is done lull?  Double sheesh.
Title: Re: 3/28/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on March 28, 2017, 10:21:01 PM
Where is that Mayor, I need to ask him a question.
I'm always just a PM away.