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Threebean

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Re: 2/10/2016
« Reply #135 on: February 10, 2016, 09:15:57 PM »

GMornin fellas
Morning, fellow commie.
What's shakin Dave?  How was your date with the #whitewhale?
Good time, as always. And as always, he was way too damn generous.
What, you didn't give him a Bueso-load?
I tried, he spat at me.
He can be very dismissive that way, you should see the looks he gives Tony
CNS, we all give Tony that look.
That's how I look at myself in the mirror too.
Last time you looked, Tony, did you see a cross of ashes on your forehead?
I don't know, some of those priests seem to get pretty creative. I swear some of the ashes I saw today looked like swastikas. Most look like smudges. My forehead just looks dirty.
I rode over to the noon service today, but it was so packed I didn't even park.  Who knew being reminded you're going to die could be so popular.
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Threebean

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Re: 2/10/2016
« Reply #136 on: February 10, 2016, 09:18:13 PM »

Hmmmm, I just noticed I'm a few shy of 5K posts.  OMG, the prospect of something happening with my stars is not going to let me sleep tonight!
Post on Marky Mark!  It's in the stars!
Oh hellz yeah.  Mikey, glad to see I'm not PW'ing by myself.  Plus I'm not likely to go blind doing it, so win-win!
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Threebean

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Re: 2/10/2016
« Reply #137 on: February 10, 2016, 09:19:27 PM »

I'm getting close, keep going!  (TWSS).
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Threebean

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Re: 2/10/2016
« Reply #138 on: February 10, 2016, 09:34:09 PM »

No offense, Mikey, but I need a bigger audience. 
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Re: 2/10/2016
« Reply #139 on: February 10, 2016, 09:42:12 PM »

No offense, Mikey, but I need a bigger audience.
A'ight, I'm here. You want I should say something provocative? How about if I say Ted Cruz is the single most qualified candidate in this presidential race?
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Re: 2/10/2016
« Reply #140 on: February 10, 2016, 09:46:35 PM »

No offense, Mikey, but I need a bigger audience.
I'm here too. And there's gotta be a Dave around, if that helps.
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Re: 2/10/2016
« Reply #141 on: February 10, 2016, 10:16:44 PM »

GMornin fellas
Morning, fellow commie.
What's shakin Dave?  How was your date with the #whitewhale?
Good time, as always. And as always, he was way too damn generous.
What, you didn't give him a Bueso-load?
I tried, he spat at me.
He can be very dismissive that way, you should see the looks he gives Tony
CNS, we all give Tony that look.
That's how I look at myself in the mirror too.
Last time you looked, Tony, did you see a cross of ashes on your forehead?
I don't know, some of those priests seem to get pretty creative. I swear some of the ashes I saw today looked like swastikas. Most look like smudges. My forehead just looks dirty.
I rode over to the noon service today, but it was so packed I didn't even park.  Who knew being reminded you're going to die could be so popular.
It's really pretty hilarious ... there are plenty of folks who don't go to Mass on Sunday (which is obligatory), but would never miss getting their Ashes on Ash Wednesday (not obligatory, totally voluntary). My parish had 5 Masses today to meet every time need (6:30am, 9am, Noon, 4:30pm, 7:30pm). Sheesh.
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Re: 2/10/2016
« Reply #142 on: February 10, 2016, 10:19:53 PM »

GMornin fellas
Morning, fellow commie.
What's shakin Dave?  How was your date with the #whitewhale?
Good time, as always. And as always, he was way too damn generous.
What, you didn't give him a Bueso-load?
I tried, he spat at me.
He can be very dismissive that way, you should see the looks he gives Tony
CNS, we all give Tony that look.
That's how I look at myself in the mirror too.
Last time you looked, Tony, did you see a cross of ashes on your forehead?
I don't know, some of those priests seem to get pretty creative. I swear some of the ashes I saw today looked like swastikas. Most look like smudges. My forehead just looks dirty.
Catholic Rohrshach test ... clerk at the P.O. had a perfect cross.  When I finally looked in the mirror I saw nuttink. Maybe my Alaska State trooper furry hat rubbed it off. I was impressed that one of the early evening news anchors wore his without rubbing it off.
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