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Re: 1/6/2017
« Reply #165 on: January 06, 2017, 01:02:09 PM »

Who's tried the Las Mareas?
*watching*
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Re: 1/6/2017
« Reply #166 on: January 06, 2017, 01:06:58 PM »

Who's tried the Las Mareas?
*watching*
CNS, as long as you're not buying
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Re: 1/6/2017
« Reply #167 on: January 06, 2017, 01:07:13 PM »

good morning all!  glad to have survived the catastrophic 1/2" of snow last night!
Hey there, Sam. Hope you stocked up on canned goods!
No, milk, bread and eggs!
Don't listen to them, which would you rather have if you're stuck at home for a few days - bread and eggs, or an actual variety of food? ;)
I got cigars, I got beer, I got scotch, some whatever in the freezer, cans of whatever in cupboard....I'm good.
Sounds like you're adequately prepared for most natural disasters - flood, snow, acts of electorate. ;)
I just like that he used the term "cupboard"
What do you call it?
Cabinet
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Re: 1/6/2017
« Reply #168 on: January 06, 2017, 01:11:36 PM »

good morning all!  glad to have survived the catastrophic 1/2" of snow last night!
Hey there, Sam. Hope you stocked up on canned goods!
No, milk, bread and eggs!
Don't listen to them, which would you rather have if you're stuck at home for a few days - bread and eggs, or an actual variety of food? ;)
I got cigars, I got beer, I got scotch, some whatever in the freezer, cans of whatever in cupboard....I'm good.
Sounds like you're adequately prepared for most natural disasters - flood, snow, acts of electorate. ;)
I just like that he used the term "cupboard"
What do you call it?
Cabinet
Curious. What do you call the patch of grass between the sidewalk and the street? (not a set-up for a joke, legit asking)
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Re: 1/6/2017
« Reply #169 on: January 06, 2017, 01:16:59 PM »

good morning all!  glad to have survived the catastrophic 1/2" of snow last night!
Hey there, Sam. Hope you stocked up on canned goods!
No, milk, bread and eggs!
Don't listen to them, which would you rather have if you're stuck at home for a few days - bread and eggs, or an actual variety of food? ;)
I got cigars, I got beer, I got scotch, some whatever in the freezer, cans of whatever in cupboard....I'm good.
Sounds like you're adequately prepared for most natural disasters - flood, snow, acts of electorate. ;)
I just like that he used the term "cupboard"
What do you call it?
Cabinet
Curious. What do you call the patch of grass between the sidewalk and the street? (not a set-up for a joke, legit asking)
Didn't know there was a term for that, I don't have sidewalks
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Re: 1/6/2017
« Reply #170 on: January 06, 2017, 01:25:13 PM »

Was just in the bathroom, and a guy already in there had his water bottle on the floor next to his feet while he's at the urinal. Now, I don't know about you, but other than actually IN the urinal, I think that might be the last place I'd put something that I would later drink out of.
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Re: 1/6/2017
« Reply #171 on: January 06, 2017, 01:27:04 PM »

good morning all!  glad to have survived the catastrophic 1/2" of snow last night!
Hey there, Sam. Hope you stocked up on canned goods!
No, milk, bread and eggs!
Don't listen to them, which would you rather have if you're stuck at home for a few days - bread and eggs, or an actual variety of food? ;)
I got cigars, I got beer, I got scotch, some whatever in the freezer, cans of whatever in cupboard....I'm good.
Sounds like you're adequately prepared for most natural disasters - flood, snow, acts of electorate. ;)
I just like that he used the term "cupboard"
What do you call it?
Cabinet
Curious. What do you call the patch of grass between the sidewalk and the street? (not a set-up for a joke, legit asking)
Didn't know there was a term for that, I don't have sidewalks
Just asked because it seems like a regional thing. My BIL is from Bethlehem, and when he heard the midwest term for it, he could not get over it, cause he didn't have a name for it either. We call it a tree lawn.

Next question - who are the 3 Stooges? Like, in what order would you say their names if someone asked? (And no, Shemp does not count. We're talking original 3 here)
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Re: 1/6/2017
« Reply #172 on: January 06, 2017, 01:35:32 PM »

Was just in the bathroom, and a guy already in there had his water bottle on the floor next to his feet while he's at the urinal. Now, I don't know about you, but other than actually IN the urinal, I think that might be the last place I'd put something that I would later drink out of.
That's disgusting, I wouldn't even bring it into the bathroom
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Re: 1/6/2017
« Reply #173 on: January 06, 2017, 01:36:56 PM »

good morning all!  glad to have survived the catastrophic 1/2" of snow last night!
Hey there, Sam. Hope you stocked up on canned goods!
No, milk, bread and eggs!
Don't listen to them, which would you rather have if you're stuck at home for a few days - bread and eggs, or an actual variety of food? ;)
I got cigars, I got beer, I got scotch, some whatever in the freezer, cans of whatever in cupboard....I'm good.
Sounds like you're adequately prepared for most natural disasters - flood, snow, acts of electorate. ;)
I just like that he used the term "cupboard"
What do you call it?
Cabinet
Curious. What do you call the patch of grass between the sidewalk and the street? (not a set-up for a joke, legit asking)
Didn't know there was a term for that, I don't have sidewalks
Just asked because it seems like a regional thing. My BIL is from Bethlehem, and when he heard the midwest term for it, he could not get over it, cause he didn't have a name for it either. We call it a tree lawn.

Next question - who are the 3 Stooges? Like, in what order would you say their names if someone asked? (And no, Shemp does not count. We're talking original 3 here)
Tree lawn is funny, it's simple and makes sense.

Moe, Larry, Curly
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Re: 1/6/2017
« Reply #174 on: January 06, 2017, 01:38:33 PM »

good morning all!  glad to have survived the catastrophic 1/2" of snow last night!
Hey there, Sam. Hope you stocked up on canned goods!
No, milk, bread and eggs!
Don't listen to them, which would you rather have if you're stuck at home for a few days - bread and eggs, or an actual variety of food? ;)
I got cigars, I got beer, I got scotch, some whatever in the freezer, cans of whatever in cupboard....I'm good.

That was pretty much my checklist from last night. Although, gas for the generator and propane inventory were taken as well... just in case we lost power.  ;)
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Re: 1/6/2017
« Reply #175 on: January 06, 2017, 01:41:45 PM »

good morning all!  glad to have survived the catastrophic 1/2" of snow last night!
Hey there, Sam. Hope you stocked up on canned goods!
No, milk, bread and eggs!
Don't listen to them, which would you rather have if you're stuck at home for a few days - bread and eggs, or an actual variety of food? ;)
I got cigars, I got beer, I got scotch, some whatever in the freezer, cans of whatever in cupboard....I'm good.
Sounds like you're adequately prepared for most natural disasters - flood, snow, acts of electorate. ;)

Lol... funny guy. Too bad Tx missed out.
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Re: 1/6/2017
« Reply #176 on: January 06, 2017, 01:44:42 PM »

good morning all!  glad to have survived the catastrophic 1/2" of snow last night!
Hey there, Sam. Hope you stocked up on canned goods!
No, milk, bread and eggs!
Don't listen to them, which would you rather have if you're stuck at home for a few days - bread and eggs, or an actual variety of food? ;)
I got cigars, I got beer, I got scotch, some whatever in the freezer, cans of whatever in cupboard....I'm good.
Sounds like you're adequately prepared for most natural disasters - flood, snow, acts of electorate. ;)
I just like that he used the term "cupboard"

... or the word got. Even a millennial will tell you it's gots... and if it's yours, you say mines.  :o
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Re: 1/6/2017
« Reply #177 on: January 06, 2017, 01:51:53 PM »

good morning all!  glad to have survived the catastrophic 1/2" of snow last night!
Hey there, Sam. Hope you stocked up on canned goods!
No, milk, bread and eggs!
Don't listen to them, which would you rather have if you're stuck at home for a few days - bread and eggs, or an actual variety of food? ;)
I got cigars, I got beer, I got scotch, some whatever in the freezer, cans of whatever in cupboard....I'm good.
Sounds like you're adequately prepared for most natural disasters - flood, snow, acts of electorate. ;)
I just like that he used the term "cupboard"
What do you call it?
Cabinet
Curious. What do you call the patch of grass between the sidewalk and the street? (not a set-up for a joke, legit asking)
Didn't know there was a term for that, I don't have sidewalks
Just asked because it seems like a regional thing. My BIL is from Bethlehem, and when he heard the midwest term for it, he could not get over it, cause he didn't have a name for it either. We call it a tree lawn.

Next question - who are the 3 Stooges? Like, in what order would you say their names if someone asked? (And no, Shemp does not count. We're talking original 3 here)
Tree lawn is funny, it's simple and makes sense.

Moe, Larry, Curly
That's another regional one. Has to do with how they were referred to on tv locally, is what I've heard. Here, we say Larry, Curly and Moe.
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Re: 1/6/2017
« Reply #178 on: January 06, 2017, 01:58:19 PM »

Was just in the bathroom, and a guy already in there had his water bottle on the floor next to his feet while he's at the urinal. Now, I don't know about you, but other than actually IN the urinal, I think that might be the last place I'd put something that I would later drink out of.

Agreed. Although, I have "balanced" a plastic beer cup on the chrome flush value at a concert/sports venue... or two. I'm not proud of it, but that beer was probably $10. lol
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Re: 1/6/2017
« Reply #179 on: January 06, 2017, 02:01:24 PM »

Was just in the bathroom, and a guy already in there had his water bottle on the floor next to his feet while he's at the urinal. Now, I don't know about you, but other than actually IN the urinal, I think that might be the last place I'd put something that I would later drink out of.

Agreed. Although, I have "balanced" a plastic beer cup on the chrome flush value at a concert/sports venue... or two. I'm not proud of it, but that beer was probably $10. lol
At least that's better than this guy, who put his bottle right in the splash zone!
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