good morning all! glad to have survived the catastrophic 1/2" of snow last night!
Hey there, Sam. Hope you stocked up on canned goods!
No, milk, bread and eggs!
Don't listen to them, which would you rather have if you're stuck at home for a few days - bread and eggs, or an actual variety of food? 
I got cigars, I got beer, I got scotch, some whatever in the freezer, cans of whatever in cupboard....I'm good.
Sounds like you're adequately prepared for most natural disasters - flood, snow, acts of electorate. 
I just like that he used the term "cupboard"
What do you call it?
Cabinet
Curious. What do you call the patch of grass between the sidewalk and the street? (not a set-up for a joke, legit asking)
Didn't know there was a term for that, I don't have sidewalks
Just asked because it seems like a regional thing. My BIL is from Bethlehem, and when he heard the midwest term for it, he could not get over it, cause he didn't have a name for it either. We call it a tree lawn.
Next question - who are the 3 Stooges? Like, in what order would you say their names if someone asked? (And no, Shemp does not count. We're talking original 3 here)
Tree lawn is funny, it's simple and makes sense.
Moe, Larry, Curly
Don't have a word for tree lawn here either, but when I hear the phrase "curb your dog" I figure that's the area their talking about.
+1 on Moe, Larry, and Curly