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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #45 on: January 02, 2017, 10:29:41 AM »

Morning Daves, Dean, and Mr. Mayor.  Not many of us dumbasses at work today, which made traffic a breeze.
I'm one of those not back to work yet, but working on it.
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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #46 on: January 02, 2017, 10:30:40 AM »

Morning Daves, Dean, and Mr. Mayor.  Not many of us dumbasses at work today, which made traffic a breeze.
morning Mark.
Deanisms?
....illiterate backwoods redneck meth head.... screwing everything and anything.... restraining order....tramp, whore, N' lover,....practices witchcraft....left her husband because he can't have sex....men in the closet so they can have sex....sick and delusional.

And that's just one post!
Also a combination that never ends with a "lived happily ever after......."
very true. domestic violence is very prevalent down here and sometimes overlooked. luckily the detective is a female with personal experience. hopefully the fiancee will do something stupid and get his head blown off.
I noticed you still call him the fiancé.
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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #47 on: January 02, 2017, 10:31:05 AM »

Morning Daves, Dean, and Mr. Mayor.  Not many of us dumbasses at work today, which made traffic a breeze.
My son went to work today but as for my dumbass Fuk No!
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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #48 on: January 02, 2017, 10:39:00 AM »

Morning Daves, Dean, and Mr. Mayor.  Not many of us dumbasses at work today, which made traffic a breeze.
My son went to work today but as for my dumbass Fuk No!
More quality time with the wifey?
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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #49 on: January 02, 2017, 10:41:45 AM »

Morning Daves, Dean, and Mr. Mayor.  Not many of us dumbasses at work today, which made traffic a breeze.
morning Mark.
Deanisms?
....illiterate backwoods redneck meth head.... screwing everything and anything.... restraining order....tramp, whore, N' lover,....practices witchcraft....left her husband because he can't have sex....men in the closet so they can have sex....sick and delusional.

And that's just one post!
Also a combination that never ends with a "lived happily ever after......."
very true. domestic violence is very prevalent down here and sometimes overlooked. luckily the detective is a female with personal experience. hopefully the fiancee will do something stupid and get his head blown off.
I noticed you still call him the fiancé.
just to avoid confusion.
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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #50 on: January 02, 2017, 10:44:14 AM »

Morning Daves, Dean, and Mr. Mayor.  Not many of us dumbasses at work today, which made traffic a breeze.
My son went to work today but as for my dumbass Fuk No!
More quality time with the wifey?
NO, don't confuse my life with yours!
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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #51 on: January 02, 2017, 10:44:38 AM »

Morning Daves, Dean, and Mr. Mayor.  Not many of us dumbasses at work today, which made traffic a breeze.
morning Mark.
Deanisms?
....illiterate backwoods redneck meth head.... screwing everything and anything.... restraining order....tramp, whore, N' lover,....practices witchcraft....left her husband because he can't have sex....men in the closet so they can have sex....sick and delusional.

And that's just one post!
Also a combination that never ends with a "lived happily ever after......."
very true. domestic violence is very prevalent down here and sometimes overlooked. luckily the detective is a female with personal experience. hopefully the fiancee will do something stupid and get his head blown off.
I noticed you still call him the fiancé.
just to avoid confusion.
Nice try, but not successful.   ::)
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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #52 on: January 02, 2017, 10:53:07 AM »

Morning Daves, Dean, and Mr. Mayor.  Not many of us dumbasses at work today, which made traffic a breeze.
morning Mark.
Deanisms?
....illiterate backwoods redneck meth head.... screwing everything and anything.... restraining order....tramp, whore, N' lover,....practices witchcraft....left her husband because he can't have sex....men in the closet so they can have sex....sick and delusional.

And that's just one post!
Also a combination that never ends with a "lived happily ever after......."
very true. domestic violence is very prevalent down here and sometimes overlooked. luckily the detective is a female with personal experience. hopefully the fiancee will do something stupid and get his head blown off.
I noticed you still call him the fiancé.
just to avoid confusion.
Hahaha
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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #53 on: January 02, 2017, 11:03:15 AM »

Rose Parade is starting, gotta run.
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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #54 on: January 02, 2017, 11:06:00 AM »

Morning Daves, Dean, and Mr. Mayor.  Not many of us dumbasses at work today, which made traffic a breeze.
morning Mark.
Deanisms?
....illiterate backwoods redneck meth head.... screwing everything and anything.... restraining order....tramp, whore, N' lover,....practices witchcraft....left her husband because he can't have sex....men in the closet so they can have sex....sick and delusional.

And that's just one post!
:o ;D
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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #55 on: January 02, 2017, 11:22:48 AM »

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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #56 on: January 02, 2017, 11:37:18 AM »

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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #57 on: January 02, 2017, 11:45:39 AM »

Rose Parade is starting, gotta run.
???
Maybe he meant Rose Bowl?

All clear now, warden told me there was a Fix'r Upper Float in the parade. ::)
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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #58 on: January 02, 2017, 11:46:07 AM »

MF Corona lit and a Diet Coke .
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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #59 on: January 02, 2017, 11:52:00 AM »

The Mash has 2 cents off on 5 paks of Fish Smokes!  LAtelier Travailleurs
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