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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #30 on: January 02, 2017, 08:58:57 AM »

Morning Daves, Dean, and Mr. Mayor.  Not many of us dumbasses at work today, which made traffic a breeze.
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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #31 on: January 02, 2017, 08:59:05 AM »

Morning Mayor
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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #32 on: January 02, 2017, 09:03:33 AM »

lady just called. while on her way to meet her daughter, and a  detective to get an Order of Protection against daughters fiancee, a pick up truck pulled out in front of an 18 wheeler loaded with rock. not a pretty scene. nothing left of the pick up, and cops were getting tarps out. she said it was a good thing it happened across from the hospital. not if they're dead!
Did you just bury the lead by covering up a deadbeat restraining order story with an accident?
I don't know, did I? her daughter's fiancee is an illiterate backwoods redneck meth head. keeps accusing her of screwing everything and anything whenever she's not home. her employer has a restraining order to keep him off the property. calls her a tramp, whore, N' lover, etc. blames her mother because she practices witchcraft and left her husband because he can't have sex. says whenever she's at her mom's house she has men in the closet so they can have sex. real sick and delusional.
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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #33 on: January 02, 2017, 09:04:41 AM »

Morning Daves, Dean, and Mr. Mayor.  Not many of us dumbasses at work today, which made traffic a breeze.
morning Mark.
Deanisms?
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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #34 on: January 02, 2017, 09:15:06 AM »

Morning Daves, Dean, and Mr. Mayor.  Not many of us dumbasses at work today, which made traffic a breeze.
morning Mark.
Deanisms?
....illiterate backwoods redneck meth head.... screwing everything and anything.... restraining order....tramp, whore, N' lover,....practices witchcraft....left her husband because he can't have sex....men in the closet so they can have sex....sick and delusional.

And that's just one post!
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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #35 on: January 02, 2017, 09:16:25 AM »

Morning Daves, Dean, and Mr. Mayor.  Not many of us dumbasses at work today, which made traffic a breeze.
morning Mark.
Deanisms?
....illiterate backwoods redneck meth head.... screwing everything and anything.... restraining order....tramp, whore, N' lover,....practices witchcraft....left her husband because he can't have sex....men in the closet so they can have sex....sick and delusional.

And that's just one post!

LMAO. too much?
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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #36 on: January 02, 2017, 09:23:48 AM »

Morning Daves, Dean, and Mr. Mayor.  Not many of us dumbasses at work today, which made traffic a breeze.
morning Mark.
Deanisms?
....illiterate backwoods redneck meth head.... screwing everything and anything.... restraining order....tramp, whore, N' lover,....practices witchcraft....left her husband because he can't have sex....men in the closet so they can have sex....sick and delusional.

And that's just one post!
Also a combination that never ends with a "lived happily ever after......."
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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #37 on: January 02, 2017, 09:36:15 AM »

Morning Daves, Dean, and Mr. Mayor.  Not many of us dumbasses at work today, which made traffic a breeze.
morning Mark.
Deanisms?
....illiterate backwoods redneck meth head.... screwing everything and anything.... restraining order....tramp, whore, N' lover,....practices witchcraft....left her husband because he can't have sex....men in the closet so they can have sex....sick and delusional.

And that's just one post!
Also a combination that never ends with a "lived happily ever after......."
very true. domestic violence is very prevalent down here and sometimes overlooked. luckily the detective is a female with personal experience. hopefully the fiancee will do something stupid and get his head blown off.
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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #38 on: January 02, 2017, 09:37:07 AM »

cigar #2 - EPC 2nd. of course.
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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #39 on: January 02, 2017, 09:54:31 AM »

Sun is out and time to walk the dogs.
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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #40 on: January 02, 2017, 10:09:57 AM »

Morning Mr. Mayor and Mr. Bean.
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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #41 on: January 02, 2017, 10:11:24 AM »

Morning Daves, Dean, and Mr. Mayor.  Not many of us dumbasses at work today, which made traffic a breeze.
Enjoy it, traffic will be back with a vengeance tomorrow with people having forgotten to drive after a week off.
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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #42 on: January 02, 2017, 10:13:45 AM »

Son #1 and the family gone after a ten day visit.  House is amazingly quiet.  Need to get another round of sweeping and vacuuming done then I can settle in for some more football.
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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #43 on: January 02, 2017, 10:21:37 AM »

Morning Mr. Mayor and Mr. Bean.
Morning NJDave.  No birthdays today?
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Re: 1/2/2017
« Reply #44 on: January 02, 2017, 10:28:01 AM »

Morning Daves, Dean, and Mr. Mayor.  Not many of us dumbasses at work today, which made traffic a breeze.
I'm one of those not back to work yet, but working on it.
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