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[BackyardSmoker]

Elf moves remaining...Only 2 more!

Ya almost did it Tony!

Say it ain't so, Elf!

Times are tuff. Apparently, even Santa outsourced to China for cheaper labor... or so I hear. 

He didn't want to make the North Pole great again?!?

With the Arctic sea ice melting at it's current rate, the North Pole will be just a fond memory in children's books... Only an Ice Wall can save them now.

[LuvTooGolf]

morning Tony, Scott, BS, and Mark.

Hey there, Deano... So, who gets your morning Christmas gift this year, the lady or the redhead? Or maybe you'll try for the double double. 

the redhead is heading for the big island tomorrow I think and won't be back until after the new year.
lady spending the night Christmas Eve and doing presents and breakfast here, then to her house for Christmas with her daughters and grandsons, the day after to Bronson for her son and DIL who don't give a shit about holidays.

Redhead didn't ask you to Hawaii?

yes she did but there's no way I could come up with that kind of money and I can't mooch THAT much even if she is rich. I'd feel like a gigolo.

All the work you do for her, you're already a gigolo, all you've done now is set your price really low.

[BackyardSmoker]

AVO and Camacho at the Page... along with your bells, stockings and sharps

I had to go look to figure out what a sharp is.

Guess you missed that module of the online training...

[Threebean]

Off to the dentist to get crowned.  I hope I get one with rubys and sapphires.

that should help you towards winning that weight loss contest.

So the tech is fitting the new crown, place, check, remove, adjust, replace, check, remove, adjust, replace...oops, she drops it into the back of my throat, and I reflexively swallow the sumbitch.  Back in with the temporary for another two weeks while the replacement is made.  FML.

you don't want to use it after you pass it?
😒

I offered to try and throw it up, but they said no, that's gross, so sorta think your idea is a non-starter also.

[LuvTooGolf]

Off to the dentist to get crowned.  I hope I get one with rubys and sapphires.

that should help you towards winning that weight loss contest.

So the tech is fitting the new crown, place, check, remove, adjust, replace, check, remove, adjust, replace...oops, she drops it into the back of my throat, and I reflexively swallow the sumbitch.  Back in with the temporary for another two weeks while the replacement is made.  FML.

Sounds like you'd make a great teen porn star. Hope it passes smoothly!

[sfish]

Off to the dentist to get crowned.  I hope I get one with rubys and sapphires.

that should help you towards winning that weight loss contest.

So the tech is fitting the new crown, place, check, remove, adjust, replace, check, remove, adjust, replace...oops, she drops it into the back of my throat, and I reflexively swallow the sumbitch.  Back in with the temporary for another two weeks while the replacement is made.  FML.

Oh damn. That's horrible. Hope it isn't sharp.

That's an unbelievable story, WTF?

[Travellin Dave]

Austin skyline will continue to change in 2017 as housing booms

What does the future of the Austin’s housing market look like?
Economists say 2017 will be another strong year for Austin. With at least 30,000 newcomers moving to the area every year and 100 everyday, the growth is hitting the housing market.

But the kicker is:

“The young ‘next-gen’ generation who moves to Austin doesn’t necessarily want to own a car. Rarely do they own a car. They want to be in a workable neighborhood. They don’t want to be tied down to housing. A single family home,” said Angelos Angelou, CEO of Angelou Economics.

Time to move up your exit timetable.

[BackyardSmoker]

morning Tony, Scott, BS, and Mark.

Hey there, Deano... So, who gets your morning Christmas gift this year, the lady or the redhead? Or maybe you'll try for the double double. 

the redhead is heading for the big island tomorrow I think and won't be back until after the new year.
lady spending the night Christmas Eve and doing presents and breakfast here, then to her house for Christmas with her daughters and grandsons, the day after to Bronson for her son and DIL who don't give a shit about holidays.

Redhead didn't ask you to Hawaii?

yes she did but there's no way I could come up with that kind of money and I can't mooch THAT much even if she is rich. I'd feel like a gigolo.

I'm sure you could have "worked" it off... and if you wanna be high-end, start saying "escort". 

[Travellin Dave]

@Fish...did you get my answers to your questions yesterday?

[Travellin Dave]

Morning Dean.  You've always been an honorary Dave.

Dubious distinction, to be sure.

Just jealous.   

[sfish]

Off to the dentist to get crowned.  I hope I get one with rubys and sapphires.

that should help you towards winning that weight loss contest.

So the tech is fitting the new crown, place, check, remove, adjust, replace, check, remove, adjust, replace...oops, she drops it into the back of my throat, and I reflexively swallow the sumbitch.  Back in with the temporary for another two weeks while the replacement is made.  FML.

Sounds like you'd make a great teen porn star. Hope it passes smoothly!

He did swallow like a pro...reflexively/instinctively/muscle-memory?

[A Friend of Charlie]

Elf moves remaining...Only 2 more!

Ya almost did it Tony!

Say it ain't so, Elf!

Times are tuff. Apparently, even Santa outsourced to China for cheaper labor... or so I hear. 

He didn't want to make the North Pole great again?!?

With the Arctic sea ice melting at it's current rate, the North Pole will be just a fond memory in children's books... Only an Ice Wall can save them now.

Hahaha. Winter is coming.

[sfish]

@Fish...did you get my answers to your questions yesterday?

Yes saw those, thanks.

[Travellin Dave]

What did you think of Rogue 1 Dave?  I saw it yesterday as well.

I thoroughly enjoyed it. The new movies continue to be everything we were hoping the prequels would be. How about you?

Liked that it took a decidedly different tone.  Linked for sure, with enough nods to the other movies, but didn't try to be just a bridge between two others.  Enjoyed that it teased at a Star Wars opening, but never did the scroll or familiar music.  Thought the CGI human characters were interesting.

[Travellin Dave]

Off to the dentist to get crowned.  I hope I get one with rubys and sapphires.

Get a full grill!
Doubt that you will get the gemstones, but will probably pay as if you did.