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[FloridaDean]

Quote from: dwgbryant on November 24, 2016, 07:34:16 AM
why is pardoning turkeys such a big fucking deal. I hope Donald doesn't take that route.
Be careful what you ask for:

personally I liked the publicity stunt of the company that threw 100 live turkeys out of a helicopter over a parking lot at a large chain grocery store. they didn't fly, all went SPLAT, and the people screamed. the place was a mess.

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Quote from: dwgbryant on November 24, 2016, 07:34:16 AM
why is pardoning turkeys such a big fucking deal. I hope Donald doesn't take that route.
Be careful what you ask for:

personally I liked the publicity stunt of the company that threw 100 live turkeys out of a helicopter over a parking lot at a large chain grocery store. they didn't fly, all went SPLAT, and the people screamed. the place was a mess.

Wild turkeys can kinda fly given a running start but today's domestic turkey can hardly walk.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Fixing to walk the dogs then have that morning Work of Art Maduro.

Sounds like a lovely plan. Enjoy.

Work of Art Lit and a Bloody Mary mixed.

[cigarbreath]

Happy Thanksgiving everybody.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Turkey on the smoker and cigars selected.

For Morning and For Afternoon

I'll need a full report on my desk for the Warhead. I'm going to smoke my last Warhead I later

Yes Sir!

[South Carolina Redfish]

Happy Thanksgiving everybody.

Morning CB

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How ironic…  Son of cigarbreath is currently on temporary duty under the British Army in Kabul.  It gets better.  It is an honest-to-goodness Gurkha regiment.  The units are composed of all Nepalese Gurkha volunteers as has been the tradition since founding of the units in 1816.  Basically mercenary units fighting under the British flag similar to the French Foriegn Legion fighting for the French.  No mention of Kazaid Hansotia though.  Sheesh!

[cigarbreath]

Happy Thanksgiving everybody.

Morning CB

Hey Dave!  Celebrated our Thanksgving yesterday.  Tim is deployed.  Colin manages a movie theater so we work around his work schedule.  Our last Thanksgiving celebrated with Colin was in 2007 before he went to work in Korea.  Was nice to renew the old traditions.

[FloridaDean]

lady is grumpy. too many expectations for just her daughter and a friend.

[South Carolina Redfish]

lady is grumpy. too many expectations for just her daughter and a friend.

LOL, you just can't win.  Sounds to me like a real nice dinner you put together.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Some good Zing-Zang Bloody Mary's going here with a few olives and pickles to snack on.

[FloridaDean]

lady is grumpy. too many expectations for just her daughter and a friend.

LOL, you just can't win.  Sounds to me like a real nice dinner you put together.

guests were told to be here around 12:45. first and only guest showed up at 11 empty handed because he thought the local grocery was open today. he only needed to bring dinner rolls! local grocery is family owned and refused to open so the employees could enjoy the holiday.

[South Carolina Redfish]

lady is grumpy. too many expectations for just her daughter and a friend.

LOL, you just can't win.  Sounds to me like a real nice dinner you put together.

guests were told to be here around 12:45. first and only guest showed up at 11 empty handed because he thought the local grocery was open today. he only needed to bring dinner rolls! local grocery is family owned and refused to open so the employees could enjoy the holiday.

Deadbeat?

[FloridaDean]

lady is grumpy. too many expectations for just her daughter and a friend.

LOL, you just can't win.  Sounds to me like a real nice dinner you put together.

guests were told to be here around 12:45. first and only guest showed up at 11 empty handed because he thought the local grocery was open today. he only needed to bring dinner rolls! local grocery is family owned and refused to open so the employees could enjoy the holiday.

Deadbeat?

you could say that. old indian waiting on a hip replacement. walks at a 45° angle.

[South Carolina Redfish]

lady is grumpy. too many expectations for just her daughter and a friend.

LOL, you just can't win.  Sounds to me like a real nice dinner you put together.

guests were told to be here around 12:45. first and only guest showed up at 11 empty handed because he thought the local grocery was open today. he only needed to bring dinner rolls! local grocery is family owned and refused to open so the employees could enjoy the holiday.

Deadbeat?

you could say that. old indian waiting on a hip replacement. walks at a 45° angle.

LMFAO, what a description .  I am trying to vision an old Indian walking at a 45 degree angle