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Re: 11/2/2016
« Reply #120 on: November 02, 2016, 11:43:30 AM »



We got us a World Series Now!

Cubs jump to early lead, force Game 7 with 9-3 win over Indians
I blame the fans of both teams. So far, each team only won a game apiece at home. So is having home field really an advantage? I guess we'll find out tonight.
Fans?  What fans?  Fans can't afford those tickets.
I blame the fans for being too poor.
Typical, for a mayor. It's the little people's fault.

Absolutely. By the way, there still time to write my name in for the the big election.
I've already endorsed the Dean/Tex ticket. But...well, you're from Jersey. How much you offering for my vote?
Wasn't he giving out prosciutto & mozzerella sangwiches on Halloween?
What more does he have to do? Good morning guys.
Good morning, flip.   I would love a sangwich right now.
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Re: 11/2/2016
« Reply #121 on: November 02, 2016, 11:43:51 AM »

@ Tony - Big SpiceWorld IT Conference going on here your ass needs to be here glad handing and passing out resumes.

https://www.spiceworks.com/spiceworld/austin/
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Re: 11/2/2016
« Reply #122 on: November 02, 2016, 11:58:12 AM »



We got us a World Series Now!

Cubs jump to early lead, force Game 7 with 9-3 win over Indians
I blame the fans of both teams. So far, each team only won a game apiece at home. So is having home field really an advantage? I guess we'll find out tonight.
Fans?  What fans?  Fans can't afford those tickets.
I blame the fans for being too poor.
Typical, for a mayor. It's the little people's fault.

Absolutely. By the way, there still time to write my name in for the the big election.
I've already endorsed the Dean/Tex ticket. But...well, you're from Jersey. How much you offering for my vote?
Speaking of politics... maybe y'all can help me out with this one. Local congressman election commercial is attempting to trash the opponent by claiming he's "an unskilled liar". Isn't that a good thing??
Need to sign him up for Hillary's Master Class.
Indeed.  The final exam is to get passed an FBI inquiry and congressional committee appearance unscathed.  She's a true sensei.
That has more to do with the stupidity of the public than the skill of the liar.
Oh, wait...I forgot.  That's "Madam Liar" to me.
*Madame :D
Actually I think raz was correct.  Isn't' she "her majesty" to you, anyway?
Yep, he was right. That's my bad.
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Re: 11/2/2016
« Reply #123 on: November 02, 2016, 12:05:57 PM »



We got us a World Series Now!

Cubs jump to early lead, force Game 7 with 9-3 win over Indians
I blame the fans of both teams. So far, each team only won a game apiece at home. So is having home field really an advantage? I guess we'll find out tonight.
Fans?  What fans?  Fans can't afford those tickets.
I blame the fans for being too poor.
Typical, for a mayor. It's the little people's fault.

Absolutely. By the way, there still time to write my name in for the the big election.
I've already endorsed the Dean/Tex ticket. But...well, you're from Jersey. How much you offering for my vote?
Speaking of politics... maybe y'all can help me out with this one. Local congressman election commercial is attempting to trash the opponent by claiming he's "an unskilled liar". Isn't that a good thing??
Need to sign him up for Hillary's Master Class.
Indeed.  The final exam is to get passed an FBI inquiry and congressional committee appearance unscathed.  She's a true sensei.
That has more to do with the stupidity of the public than the skill of the liar.
Oh, wait...I forgot.  That's "Madam Liar" to me.
*Madame :D
Actually I think raz was correct.  Isn't' she "her majesty" to you, anyway?
Yep, he was right. That's my bad.
Hilary's fault.
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Re: 11/2/2016
« Reply #124 on: November 02, 2016, 12:09:56 PM »



We got us a World Series Now!

Cubs jump to early lead, force Game 7 with 9-3 win over Indians
I blame the fans of both teams. So far, each team only won a game apiece at home. So is having home field really an advantage? I guess we'll find out tonight.
Fans?  What fans?  Fans can't afford those tickets.
I blame the fans for being too poor.
Typical, for a mayor. It's the little people's fault.

Absolutely. By the way, there still time to write my name in for the the big election.
I've already endorsed the Dean/Tex ticket. But...well, you're from Jersey. How much you offering for my vote?
Speaking of politics... maybe y'all can help me out with this one. Local congressman election commercial is attempting to trash the opponent by claiming he's "an unskilled liar". Isn't that a good thing??
Need to sign him up for Hillary's Master Class.
Indeed.  The final exam is to get passed an FBI inquiry and congressional committee appearance unscathed.  She's a true sensei.
That has more to do with the stupidity of the public than the skill of the liar.
Oh, wait...I forgot.  That's "Madam Liar" to me.
*Madame :D
Actually I think raz was correct.  Isn't' she "her majesty" to you, anyway?
Yep, he was right. That's my bad.
Hilary's fault.
This IS still the banter, it's cb's fault.
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Re: 11/2/2016
« Reply #125 on: November 02, 2016, 12:10:04 PM »

@ Tony - Big SpiceWorld IT Conference going on here your ass needs to be here glad handing and passing out resumes.

https://www.spiceworks.com/spiceworld/austin/
Sounds cool but a bit more of a heads-up would have been necessary. Who am I gonna find to bring the kids to soccer at this late stage?
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Re: 11/2/2016
« Reply #126 on: November 02, 2016, 12:10:53 PM »



We got us a World Series Now!

Cubs jump to early lead, force Game 7 with 9-3 win over Indians
I blame the fans of both teams. So far, each team only won a game apiece at home. So is having home field really an advantage? I guess we'll find out tonight.
Fans?  What fans?  Fans can't afford those tickets.
I blame the fans for being too poor.
Typical, for a mayor. It's the little people's fault.

Absolutely. By the way, there still time to write my name in for the the big election.
I've already endorsed the Dean/Tex ticket. But...well, you're from Jersey. How much you offering for my vote?
Speaking of politics... maybe y'all can help me out with this one. Local congressman election commercial is attempting to trash the opponent by claiming he's "an unskilled liar". Isn't that a good thing??
Need to sign him up for Hillary's Master Class.
Indeed.  The final exam is to get passed an FBI inquiry and congressional committee appearance unscathed.  She's a true sensei.
That has more to do with the stupidity of the public than the skill of the liar.
Oh, wait...I forgot.  That's "Madam Liar" to me.
*Madame :D
Actually I think raz was correct.  Isn't' she "her majesty" to you, anyway?
Yep, he was right. That's my bad.
Hilary's fault.
This IS still the banter, it's cb's fault.
But it is not CB's Banter so it can well be Hillary's fault or Raz's fault
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Re: 11/2/2016
« Reply #127 on: November 02, 2016, 12:12:12 PM »

Here is you a couple of headlines for the election memoirs:

FARRAKHAN: Hillary Black Community Hitler...

Top Clinton Donor: Blacks 'F*cked in Head'...
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Re: 11/2/2016
« Reply #128 on: November 02, 2016, 12:13:49 PM »

I got to search for some lunch.  Choices are getting pretty damn slim down here.
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Re: 11/2/2016
« Reply #129 on: November 02, 2016, 12:14:33 PM »



We got us a World Series Now!

Cubs jump to early lead, force Game 7 with 9-3 win over Indians
I blame the fans of both teams. So far, each team only won a game apiece at home. So is having home field really an advantage? I guess we'll find out tonight.
Fans?  What fans?  Fans can't afford those tickets.
I blame the fans for being too poor.
Typical, for a mayor. It's the little people's fault.

Absolutely. By the way, there still time to write my name in for the the big election.
I've already endorsed the Dean/Tex ticket. But...well, you're from Jersey. How much you offering for my vote?
Speaking of politics... maybe y'all can help me out with this one. Local congressman election commercial is attempting to trash the opponent by claiming he's "an unskilled liar". Isn't that a good thing??
Need to sign him up for Hillary's Master Class.
Indeed.  The final exam is to get passed an FBI inquiry and congressional committee appearance unscathed.  She's a true sensei.
That has more to do with the stupidity of the public than the skill of the liar.
Oh, wait...I forgot.  That's "Madam Liar" to me.
*Madame :D
Actually I think raz was correct.  Isn't' she "her majesty" to you, anyway?
Yep, he was right. That's my bad.
Hilary's fault.
This IS still the banter, it's cb's fault.
But it is not CB's Banter so it can well be Hillary's fault or Raz's fault
Hillary represents all that is wrong with America.  It's her fault.

And how the hell did I get dragged into the blame game? 
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Re: 11/2/2016
« Reply #130 on: November 02, 2016, 12:14:46 PM »



We got us a World Series Now!

Cubs jump to early lead, force Game 7 with 9-3 win over Indians
I blame the fans of both teams. So far, each team only won a game apiece at home. So is having home field really an advantage? I guess we'll find out tonight.
Fans?  What fans?  Fans can't afford those tickets.
I blame the fans for being too poor.
Typical, for a mayor. It's the little people's fault.

Absolutely. By the way, there still time to write my name in for the the big election.
I've already endorsed the Dean/Tex ticket. But...well, you're from Jersey. How much you offering for my vote?
Speaking of politics... maybe y'all can help me out with this one. Local congressman election commercial is attempting to trash the opponent by claiming he's "an unskilled liar". Isn't that a good thing??
Need to sign him up for Hillary's Master Class.
Indeed.  The final exam is to get passed an FBI inquiry and congressional committee appearance unscathed.  She's a true sensei.
That has more to do with the stupidity of the public than the skill of the liar.
Oh, wait...I forgot.  That's "Madam Liar" to me.
*Madame :D
I only speak French about people I respect.
Only do French with people I respect.
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Re: 11/2/2016
« Reply #131 on: November 02, 2016, 12:15:41 PM »

@ Tony - Big SpiceWorld IT Conference going on here your ass needs to be here glad handing and passing out resumes.

https://www.spiceworks.com/spiceworld/austin/
Not to mention a nice side trip to Waco...
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Re: 11/2/2016
« Reply #132 on: November 02, 2016, 12:16:51 PM »

@ Tony - Big SpiceWorld IT Conference going on here your ass needs to be here glad handing and passing out resumes.

https://www.spiceworks.com/spiceworld/austin/
Sounds cool but a bit more of a heads-up would have been necessary. Who am I gonna find to bring the kids to soccer at this late stage?
No excuses.
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Re: 11/2/2016
« Reply #133 on: November 02, 2016, 12:18:21 PM »



We got us a World Series Now!

Cubs jump to early lead, force Game 7 with 9-3 win over Indians
I blame the fans of both teams. So far, each team only won a game apiece at home. So is having home field really an advantage? I guess we'll find out tonight.
Fans?  What fans?  Fans can't afford those tickets.
I blame the fans for being too poor.
Typical, for a mayor. It's the little people's fault.

Absolutely. By the way, there still time to write my name in for the the big election.
I've already endorsed the Dean/Tex ticket. But...well, you're from Jersey. How much you offering for my vote?
Speaking of politics... maybe y'all can help me out with this one. Local congressman election commercial is attempting to trash the opponent by claiming he's "an unskilled liar". Isn't that a good thing??
Need to sign him up for Hillary's Master Class.
Indeed.  The final exam is to get passed an FBI inquiry and congressional committee appearance unscathed.  She's a true sensei.
That has more to do with the stupidity of the public than the skill of the liar.
Oh, wait...I forgot.  That's "Madam Liar" to me.
*Madame :D
Actually I think raz was correct.  Isn't' she "her majesty" to you, anyway?
Yep, he was right. That's my bad.
Hilary's fault.
This IS still the banter, it's cb's fault.
But it is not CB's Banter so it can well be Hillary's fault or Raz's fault
Hillary represents all that is wrong with America.  It's her fault.

And how the hell did I get dragged into the blame game?
No, Hillary represent only half of what is wrong with America, The Donald represents the other half.
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Re: 11/2/2016
« Reply #134 on: November 02, 2016, 12:19:09 PM »



We got us a World Series Now!

Cubs jump to early lead, force Game 7 with 9-3 win over Indians
I blame the fans of both teams. So far, each team only won a game apiece at home. So is having home field really an advantage? I guess we'll find out tonight.
Fans?  What fans?  Fans can't afford those tickets.
I blame the fans for being too poor.
Typical, for a mayor. It's the little people's fault.

Absolutely. By the way, there still time to write my name in for the the big election.
I've already endorsed the Dean/Tex ticket. But...well, you're from Jersey. How much you offering for my vote?
Speaking of politics... maybe y'all can help me out with this one. Local congressman election commercial is attempting to trash the opponent by claiming he's "an unskilled liar". Isn't that a good thing??
Need to sign him up for Hillary's Master Class.
Indeed.  The final exam is to get passed an FBI inquiry and congressional committee appearance unscathed.  She's a true sensei.
That has more to do with the stupidity of the public than the skill of the liar.
Oh, wait...I forgot.  That's "Madam Liar" to me.
*Madame :D
Actually I think raz was correct.  Isn't' she "her majesty" to you, anyway?
Yep, he was right. That's my bad.
Hilary's fault.
This IS still the banter, it's cb's fault.
But it is not CB's Banter so it can well be Hillary's fault or Raz's fault
Hillary represents all that is wrong with America.  It's her fault.

And how the hell did I get dragged into the blame game?
No, Hillary represent only half of what is wrong with America, The Donald represents the other half.
....actually, they overlap a lot....probably each represents 3/4 of whats wrong.
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