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Re: 11/1/2016
« Reply #75 on: November 01, 2016, 08:18:42 AM »

By the way for all the Butterfinger Fans the state of North Carolina prefers Butterfingers for Halloween.
The Butterfinger is an excellent candy bar. I had a $100,000 bar yesterday also, took me back
Both favorites of mine. You can keep the peppermint patties.
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Re: 11/1/2016
« Reply #76 on: November 01, 2016, 08:19:52 AM »

By the way for all the Butterfinger Fans the state of North Carolina prefers Butterfingers for Halloween.
The Butterfinger is an excellent candy bar. I had a $100,000 bar yesterday also, took me back
Both favorites of mine. You can keep the peppermint patties.
You can send me all those peppermint patties.
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Re: 11/1/2016
« Reply #77 on: November 01, 2016, 08:22:10 AM »

November 1 is … Plan Your Epitaph Day

Rather strange one today!
Well, it is Dia de los Muertos.  Or for the Catholics, All Saints Day, or for The Donald....Tuesday.
He knows more about Tuesdays than you do, believe me.
He has got more money than both of you together too, which is rather amazing since ya'll are so much smarter..
You mean the money he inherited from daddy, then used his business acumen to turn into 4 billion, when a simple investment would've turned it into 12 billion over the same amount of time? You know, cause he's such a brilliant businessman.  ;D
Well certainly not as brilliant as you but I would say he  has done quite well and you might should check your 4 billion number along with understanding the difference in corporate and personal wealth.  By the way all his kids are doing quite a bit better than you too.
They are also benefitting from daddy's money, just like their daddy before them.
Jealous bastige!
I definitely wouldn't mind their bank accounts!
Along with the personal jets and golf courses - I would say you could live a pretty nice life and be glad your father was able to help you get started.
Yeah, but if my managing of the money he gave me turned it into 25% of what it could've been without my help, I wouldn't go bragging about what a great businessman I was.
There is no such thing as "what it could have been" in the world of business reality, it could have just as easily been  a negative amount.  Also your numbers are likely not anywhere near reality.
I'd google an article and show you the numbers, but whatever site I chose the article from, you would accuse them of being a commie rag, so we'll skip those 2 or 3 posts. Also, "what it could have been" is definitely a thing in investing, any fund or stock will come with performance numbers. You may have seen them on your 401(k) report.
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Re: 11/1/2016
« Reply #78 on: November 01, 2016, 08:23:32 AM »

Good morning boys, I have a candy hangover
Glad to hear your kids are safe from those questionably wrapped candies....or do you do the straight up extortion, taking your cut approach.

Tony is probably in a sugar coma.
I honestly had zero candy yesterday. Not sure why. Kids made out like gangbusters though. Plan on going to town today.
Oddly enough, neither did I. Stuffed my face full of chili at the in-law's before trick-or-treating, though.
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Re: 11/1/2016
« Reply #79 on: November 01, 2016, 08:25:31 AM »

Morning, all. Happy Steal Some of your Kids Candy Day. Already celebrating with a Butterfinger.
Makes more sense than epitaph day. But perhaps you could combine the two?

Here lies David Moravcik
Stealer of children's candy
There is this caution for IndianDave, Fishy and Jake:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/10/31/how-much-halloween-candy-can-you-eat-before-kills-you/93091726/
...13.5 grams per pound of body weight, consumed all at once.

They don't manufacture that much candy. I've got nothing to worry about.
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Re: 11/1/2016
« Reply #80 on: November 01, 2016, 08:26:49 AM »

By the way for all the Butterfinger Fans the state of North Carolina prefers Butterfingers for Halloween.
The Butterfinger is an excellent candy bar. I had a $100,000 bar yesterday also, took me back
Both favorites of mine. You can keep the peppermint patties.
You can send me all those peppermint patties.
My daughter loves them too. No thanks.
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Re: 11/1/2016
« Reply #81 on: November 01, 2016, 08:27:32 AM »

Morning, all. Happy Steal Some of your Kids Candy Day. Already celebrating with a Butterfinger.
Makes more sense than epitaph day. But perhaps you could combine the two?

Here lies David Moravcik
Stealer of children's candy
There is this caution for IndianDave, Fishy and Jake:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/10/31/how-much-halloween-candy-can-you-eat-before-kills-you/93091726/
...13.5 grams per pound of body weight, consumed all at once.

They don't manufacture that much candy. I've got nothing to worry about.
Glad to know that excess body weight is a life saver!  Applies to me too. ;)
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Re: 11/1/2016
« Reply #82 on: November 01, 2016, 08:28:19 AM »

By the way for all the Butterfinger Fans the state of North Carolina prefers Butterfingers for Halloween.
The Butterfinger is an excellent candy bar. I had a $100,000 bar yesterday also, took me back
Both favorites of mine. You can keep the peppermint patties.
You can send me all those peppermint patties.
My daughter loves them too. No thanks.
That was the only candy my dad liked other than peanut patties.
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Re: 11/1/2016
« Reply #83 on: November 01, 2016, 08:28:51 AM »

November 1 is … Plan Your Epitaph Day

Rather strange one today!
Well, it is Dia de los Muertos.  Or for the Catholics, All Saints Day, or for The Donald....Tuesday.
He knows more about Tuesdays than you do, believe me.
He has got more money than both of you together too, which is rather amazing since ya'll are so much smarter..
You mean the money he inherited from daddy, then used his business acumen to turn into 4 billion, when a simple investment would've turned it into 12 billion over the same amount of time? You know, cause he's such a brilliant businessman.  ;D
Well certainly not as brilliant as you but I would say he  has done quite well and you might should check your 4 billion number along with understanding the difference in corporate and personal wealth.  By the way all his kids are doing quite a bit better than you too.
They are also benefitting from daddy's money, just like their daddy before them.
Jealous bastige!
I definitely wouldn't mind their bank accounts!
Along with the personal jets and golf courses - I would say you could live a pretty nice life and be glad your father was able to help you get started.
Yeah, but if my managing of the money he gave me turned it into 25% of what it could've been without my help, I wouldn't go bragging about what a great businessman I was.
There is no such thing as "what it could have been" in the world of business reality, it could have just as easily been  a negative amount.  Also your numbers are likely not anywhere near reality.
I'd google an article and show you the numbers, but whatever site I chose the article from, you would accuse them of being a commie rag, so we'll skip those 2 or 3 posts. Also, "what it could have been" is definitely a thing in investing, any fund or stock will come with performance numbers. You may have seen them on your 401(k) report.
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Re: 11/1/2016
« Reply #84 on: November 01, 2016, 08:28:53 AM »

fucking squirrel just ran through the house and back out. scared the crap out of me!
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Re: 11/1/2016
« Reply #85 on: November 01, 2016, 08:31:28 AM »

By the way for all the Butterfinger Fans the state of North Carolina prefers Butterfingers for Halloween.
The Butterfinger is an excellent candy bar. I had a $100,000 bar yesterday also, took me back
I have had one of those but been so long I don't even remember what it tastes like.  Kind of sticky if I remember it correctly.
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Re: 11/1/2016
« Reply #86 on: November 01, 2016, 08:31:57 AM »

Morning, all. Happy Steal Some of your Kids Candy Day. Already celebrating with a Butterfinger.
Makes more sense than epitaph day. But perhaps you could combine the two?

Here lies David Moravcik
Stealer of children's candy
There is this caution for IndianDave, Fishy and Jake:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/10/31/how-much-halloween-candy-can-you-eat-before-kills-you/93091726/
...13.5 grams per pound of body weight, consumed all at once.

They don't manufacture that much candy. I've got nothing to worry about.
LALTS
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Re: 11/1/2016
« Reply #87 on: November 01, 2016, 08:32:15 AM »

fucking squirrel just ran through the house and back out. scared the crap out of me!
Imagine how he felt!
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Re: 11/1/2016
« Reply #88 on: November 01, 2016, 08:33:13 AM »

Morning, all. Happy Steal Some of your Kids Candy Day. Already celebrating with a Butterfinger.
Makes more sense than epitaph day. But perhaps you could combine the two?

Here lies David Moravcik
Stealer of children's candy
There is this caution for IndianDave, Fishy and Jake:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/10/31/how-much-halloween-candy-can-you-eat-before-kills-you/93091726/
...13.5 grams per pound of body weight, consumed all at once.

They don't manufacture that much candy. I've got nothing to worry about.
LALTS
And even still, that number only kills half the test group. I'm liking our odds.
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Re: 11/1/2016
« Reply #89 on: November 01, 2016, 08:33:54 AM »

fucking squirrel just ran through the house and back out. scared the crap out of me!
Who was he fucking?
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