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Re: 9/25/2016
« Reply #75 on: September 25, 2016, 11:17:51 AM »

good morning guys. back from church and brunch.

coffee and Partagas Red going watching my lawn get mowed.
Morning Dean of many surprises, watching someone mow your grass does not fit your style. ???
I can picture him twitching in his seat trying to keep himself from getting out there and doing it.
If there was a maintenance contract to mow my lawn, you could bet your ass I'd never beat them to it.
No one here will argue you about that.
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Re: 9/25/2016
« Reply #76 on: September 25, 2016, 11:17:57 AM »

good morning guys. back from church and brunch.

coffee and Partagas Red going watching my lawn get mowed.
Morning Dean of many surprises, watching someone mow your grass does not fit your style. ???
I can picture him twitching in his seat trying to keep himself from getting out there and doing it.
Making vroom vroom noises under his breath.
Under his cigar breath?
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Re: 9/25/2016
« Reply #77 on: September 25, 2016, 11:21:22 AM »

good morning guys. back from church and brunch.

coffee and Partagas Red going watching my lawn get mowed.
Morning Dean of many surprises, watching someone mow your grass does not fit your style. ???
I can picture him twitching in his seat trying to keep himself from getting out there and doing it.
If there was a maintenance contract to mow my lawn, you could bet your ass I'd never beat them to it.
No one here will argue you about that.
I think you're right but somehow my feelings are hurt.
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Re: 9/25/2016
« Reply #78 on: September 25, 2016, 11:22:32 AM »

How do I get me a maintenence contract for this website?
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Re: 9/25/2016
« Reply #79 on: September 25, 2016, 11:23:33 AM »

good morning guys. back from church and brunch.

coffee and Partagas Red going watching my lawn get mowed.
Morning Dean of many surprises, watching someone mow your grass does not fit your style. ???
I can picture him twitching in his seat trying to keep himself from getting out there and doing it.
Making vroom vroom noises under his breath.
Under his cigar breath?
Indeed!
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Re: 9/25/2016
« Reply #80 on: September 25, 2016, 11:23:42 AM »

good morning guys. back from church and brunch.

coffee and Partagas Red going watching my lawn get mowed.
Morning Dean of many surprises, watching someone mow your grass does not fit your style. ???
I can picture him twitching in his seat trying to keep himself from getting out there and doing it.
If there was a maintenance contract to mow my lawn, you could bet your ass I'd never beat them to it.
:o  ::)
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South Carolina Redfish

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Re: 9/25/2016
« Reply #81 on: September 25, 2016, 11:24:23 AM »

How do I get me a maintenence contract for this website?
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Re: 9/25/2016
« Reply #82 on: September 25, 2016, 11:26:00 AM »

How do I get me a maintenence contract for this website?
That was easy. How do I get one of those bags?
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Re: 9/25/2016
« Reply #83 on: September 25, 2016, 11:26:03 AM »

good morning guys. back from church and brunch.

coffee and Partagas Red going watching my lawn get mowed.
Morning Dean of many surprises, watching someone mow your grass does not fit your style. ???
contract maintenance beat me to it. first time in 6 months.
Maybe they will make it a habit
I usually beat them to it. they're not as fussy as I am.
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Re: 9/25/2016
« Reply #84 on: September 25, 2016, 11:27:27 AM »

good morning guys. back from church and brunch.

coffee and Partagas Red going watching my lawn get mowed.
Morning Dean of many surprises, watching someone mow your grass does not fit your style. ???
I can picture him twitching in his seat trying to keep himself from getting out there and doing it.
If there was a maintenance contract to mow my lawn, you could bet your ass I'd never beat them to it.
yes, we know.
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Re: 9/25/2016
« Reply #85 on: September 25, 2016, 11:28:03 AM »

good morning guys. back from church and brunch.

coffee and Partagas Red going watching my lawn get mowed.
Morning Dean of many surprises, watching someone mow your grass does not fit your style. ???
I can picture him twitching in his seat trying to keep himself from getting out there and doing it.
If there was a maintenance contract to mow my lawn, you could bet your ass I'd never beat them to it.
yes, we know.
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Re: 9/25/2016
« Reply #86 on: September 25, 2016, 11:29:02 AM »

I might need a Diet Coke and a cigar.
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Re: 9/25/2016
« Reply #87 on: September 25, 2016, 11:31:08 AM »

How do I get me a maintenence contract for this website?
put it up for sale.
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Re: 9/25/2016
« Reply #88 on: September 25, 2016, 11:34:05 AM »

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Re: 9/25/2016
« Reply #89 on: September 25, 2016, 11:34:18 AM »

Guess I got to move back to the other end of the house today, I would just as soon stay right here but guess who is bitching about that idea...........
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