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[Travellin Dave]

I would like to submit an Official MIA Report on Dean Bryant, AKA:  Old Lady Porker, Red Head Sailer, DWG, DAWG Bryant, Deadbeat Provider and Free Contractor.  Dean has been missing since Thursday, last seen boarding a boat to nowhere with a Red Head, and High Hopes for his DAWG.

sorry guys, been busy with this screen room. the local Code Enforcement Officer showed up Friday and started some shit (the lady's brother who hates me) and I called the cops and filed a harrassment charges against him which resulted in a stop work order until the county codes officer came down. the mayor had to get me to drop charges if he stayed away. I said no, let the judge decide next week. now I am painting the walls before the rains come. all stocked up for storm.

The ex-lady's brother is the code enforcement officer... OMFG!  There's always a good twist somehow. 

Happy painting, Deano

I had to re-read it a couple of times, thought that at first, but I don't think so.  The lady's brother hates Dean, but together they called the cops and filed charges against the CEO.  That's the way I got it.  He didn't say what relation the CEO is to the Mayor....which may be interesting....

[Travellin Dave]

I would like to submit an Official MIA Report on Dean Bryant, AKA:  Old Lady Porker, Red Head Sailer, DWG, DAWG Bryant, Deadbeat Provider and Free Contractor.  Dean has been missing since Thursday, last seen boarding a boat to nowhere with a Red Head, and High Hopes for his DAWG.

sorry guys, been busy with this screen room. the local Code Enforcement Officer showed up Friday and started some shit (the lady's brother who hates me) and I called the cops and filed a harrassment charges against him which resulted in a stop work order until the county codes officer came down. the mayor had to get me to drop charges if he stayed away. I said no, let the judge decide next week. now I am painting the walls before the rains come. all stocked up for storm.

The ex-lady's brother is the code enforcement officer... OMFG!  There's always a good twist somehow. 

Happy painting, Deano

he's the one that showed up drunk pounding on my trailer wanting to fight when we first started going out. he's a pompous arragant ass who likes to throw his weight around. county codes is happy with my work and gave him a tongue lashing about what he was trying to prove.
I promised the lady that I would do the screen room, pool and deck before we split. so now we are just friends with benefits, and I work when the redhead doesn't need me.

If you only did half the work on your own place....

[Travellin Dave]

G'mornin' Steve, Raz and CB.

Morning TD. And morning to CockInMouthLTG.

People were just dying to make the comment.  You get the prize for pulling the trigger.

[LuvTooGolf]

Another friggin' Monday.

But  next week Has NO Monday!

It has a Tuesday that's a Monday...and often they're worse!

And I'll have a Monday that I won't know what the fuck is going on, since I work 4 hours. Though, I'm off today, so I've got a Fighting Cock going right now.

Morning, all.

DayOffGolf... Suckin' some co... Oh, I see Bret already got it upstream.

New holiday schedule? 

Lol. Signed up for it when I still worked Mondays. But, it's only 4 hours, so not that big of a deal. I'm already getting 8 hours extra pay for the day, since it's not a normal scheduled day for me, plus I'll get time and a half while I'm there. So my next paycheck will like the day just fine.

[Threebean]

Morning Steve, CB, raz, Daves, and CodeViolationDean. 

Apparently, the only violation was with his sister... TWCEOS

Morning, Mark

Hi-Yo!

[Travellin Dave]

I would like to submit an Official MIA Report on Dean Bryant, AKA:  Old Lady Porker, Red Head Sailer, DWG, DAWG Bryant, Deadbeat Provider and Free Contractor.  Dean has been missing since Thursday, last seen boarding a boat to nowhere with a Red Head, and High Hopes for his DAWG.

sorry guys, been busy with this screen room. the local Code Enforcement Officer showed up Friday and started some shit (the lady's brother who hates me) and I called the cops and filed a harrassment charges against him which resulted in a stop work order until the county codes officer came down. the mayor had to get me to drop charges if he stayed away. I said no, let the judge decide next week. now I am painting the walls before the rains come. all stocked up for storm.

The ex-lady's brother is the code enforcement officer... OMFG!  There's always a good twist somehow. 

Happy painting, Deano

he's the one that showed up drunk pounding on my trailer wanting to fight when we first started going out. he's a pompous arragant ass who likes to throw his weight around. county codes is happy with my work and gave him a tongue lashing about what he was trying to prove.
I promised the lady that I would do the screen room, pool and deck before we split. so now we are just friends with benefits, and I work when the redhead doesn't need me.

I thought I knew...but now I'm not sure....again.

[Travellin Dave]

Morning Mr. Bean!

[Travellin Dave]

I would like to submit an Official MIA Report on Dean Bryant, AKA:  Old Lady Porker, Red Head Sailer, DWG, DAWG Bryant, Deadbeat Provider and Free Contractor.  Dean has been missing since Thursday, last seen boarding a boat to nowhere with a Red Head, and High Hopes for his DAWG.

sorry guys, been busy with this screen room. the local Code Enforcement Officer showed up Friday and started some shit (the lady's brother who hates me) and I called the cops and filed a harrassment charges against him which resulted in a stop work order until the county codes officer came down. the mayor had to get me to drop charges if he stayed away. I said no, let the judge decide next week. now I am painting the walls before the rains come. all stocked up for storm.

Yup, time to get a house and get out of that town....sounds like the local environs are a bit less friendly.

He already did that once, I believe they call this situation a "behavioral pattern".

Luckily there are lots of towns, lots of parks, and lots of gazebo's and porches to be built.

[FloridaDean]

I would like to submit an Official MIA Report on Dean Bryant, AKA:  Old Lady Porker, Red Head Sailer, DWG, DAWG Bryant, Deadbeat Provider and Free Contractor.  Dean has been missing since Thursday, last seen boarding a boat to nowhere with a Red Head, and High Hopes for his DAWG.

sorry guys, been busy with this screen room. the local Code Enforcement Officer showed up Friday and started some shit (the lady's brother who hates me) and I called the cops and filed a harrassment charges against him which resulted in a stop work order until the county codes officer came down. the mayor had to get me to drop charges if he stayed away. I said no, let the judge decide next week. now I am painting the walls before the rains come. all stocked up for storm.

The ex-lady's brother is the code enforcement officer... OMFG!  There's always a good twist somehow. 

Happy painting, Deano

I had to re-read it a couple of times, thought that at first, but I don't think so.  The lady's brother hates Dean, but together they called the cops and filed charges against the CEO.  That's the way I got it.  He didn't say what relation the CEO is to the Mayor....which may be interesting....

Code Enforcement appointed by the mayor. remember, I'm living in a backwoods good old boy cracker town.....and I'm referred to as a New York Piece Of Shit to quote the code enforcement officer. we got that on record.

[Threebean]

I would like to submit an Official MIA Report on Dean Bryant, AKA:  Old Lady Porker, Red Head Sailer, DWG, DAWG Bryant, Deadbeat Provider and Free Contractor.  Dean has been missing since Thursday, last seen boarding a boat to nowhere with a Red Head, and High Hopes for his DAWG.

sorry guys, been busy with this screen room. the local Code Enforcement Officer showed up Friday and started some shit (the lady's brother who hates me) and I called the cops and filed a harrassment charges against him which resulted in a stop work order until the county codes officer came down. the mayor had to get me to drop charges if he stayed away. I said no, let the judge decide next week. now I am painting the walls before the rains come. all stocked up for storm.

The ex-lady's brother is the code enforcement officer... OMFG!  There's always a good twist somehow. 

Happy painting, Deano

he's the one that showed up drunk pounding on my trailer wanting to fight when we first started going out. he's a pompous arragant ass who likes to throw his weight around. county codes is happy with my work and gave him a tongue lashing about what he was trying to prove.
I promised the lady that I would do the screen room, pool and deck before we split. so now we are just friends with benefits, and I work when the redhead doesn't need me.

I thought I knew...but now I'm not sure....again.

Sounds like book two of the Adventures of Dean is about to wrap up, soon to begin book three in the series. 

[Travellin Dave]

Dean,
I've been confused about this for a while, so maybe you can straighten me out....

The soon to be totally ex with or without benefits was in a run down trailer and couldn't make payments, had a car reposessed so bought a new one, and the government offered to build a house for her, which you are now detailing and supplementing?

[South Carolina Redfish]

I would like to submit an Official MIA Report on Dean Bryant, AKA:  Old Lady Porker, Red Head Sailer, DWG, DAWG Bryant, Deadbeat Provider and Free Contractor.  Dean has been missing since Thursday, last seen boarding a boat to nowhere with a Red Head, and High Hopes for his DAWG.

sorry guys, been busy with this screen room. the local Code Enforcement Officer showed up Friday and started some shit (the lady's brother who hates me) and I called the cops and filed a harrassment charges against him which resulted in a stop work order until the county codes officer came down. the mayor had to get me to drop charges if he stayed away. I said no, let the judge decide next week. now I am painting the walls before the rains come. all stocked up for storm.

The ex-lady's brother is the code enforcement officer... OMFG!  There's always a good twist somehow. 

Happy painting, Deano

he's the one that showed up drunk pounding on my trailer wanting to fight when we first started going out. he's a pompous arragant ass who likes to throw his weight around. county codes is happy with my work and gave him a tongue lashing about what he was trying to prove.
I promised the lady that I would do the screen room, pool and deck before we split. so now we are just friends with benefits, and I work when the redhead doesn't need me.

I thought I knew...but now I'm not sure....again.

You will have one hell of a migraine headache long before you figure that mess out.

[Threebean]

I would like to submit an Official MIA Report on Dean Bryant, AKA:  Old Lady Porker, Red Head Sailer, DWG, DAWG Bryant, Deadbeat Provider and Free Contractor.  Dean has been missing since Thursday, last seen boarding a boat to nowhere with a Red Head, and High Hopes for his DAWG.

sorry guys, been busy with this screen room. the local Code Enforcement Officer showed up Friday and started some shit (the lady's brother who hates me) and I called the cops and filed a harrassment charges against him which resulted in a stop work order until the county codes officer came down. the mayor had to get me to drop charges if he stayed away. I said no, let the judge decide next week. now I am painting the walls before the rains come. all stocked up for storm.

The ex-lady's brother is the code enforcement officer... OMFG!  There's always a good twist somehow. 

Happy painting, Deano

I had to re-read it a couple of times, thought that at first, but I don't think so.  The lady's brother hates Dean, but together they called the cops and filed charges against the CEO.  That's the way I got it.  He didn't say what relation the CEO is to the Mayor....which may be interesting....

Code Enforcement appointed by the mayor. remember, I'm living in a backwoods good old boy cracker town.....and I'm referred to as a New York Piece Of Shit to quote the code enforcement officer. we got that on record.

It might help if you didn't call them "crackers".  Just sayin'.

[Travellin Dave]

I would like to submit an Official MIA Report on Dean Bryant, AKA:  Old Lady Porker, Red Head Sailer, DWG, DAWG Bryant, Deadbeat Provider and Free Contractor.  Dean has been missing since Thursday, last seen boarding a boat to nowhere with a Red Head, and High Hopes for his DAWG.

sorry guys, been busy with this screen room. the local Code Enforcement Officer showed up Friday and started some shit (the lady's brother who hates me) and I called the cops and filed a harrassment charges against him which resulted in a stop work order until the county codes officer came down. the mayor had to get me to drop charges if he stayed away. I said no, let the judge decide next week. now I am painting the walls before the rains come. all stocked up for storm.

The ex-lady's brother is the code enforcement officer... OMFG!  There's always a good twist somehow. 

Happy painting, Deano

I had to re-read it a couple of times, thought that at first, but I don't think so.  The lady's brother hates Dean, but together they called the cops and filed charges against the CEO.  That's the way I got it.  He didn't say what relation the CEO is to the Mayor....which may be interesting....

Code Enforcement appointed by the mayor. remember, I'm living in a backwoods good old boy cracker town.....and I'm referred to as a New York Piece Of Shit to quote the code enforcement officer. we got that on record.

....as compared to a New York state or Vermont or Maine backwoods good old boy cracker town?

[FloridaDean]

by the way. my attorney representing me is a retired DA for the State of Florida.