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[Threebean]

Looking to be a sloooow banter Friday.....

Indeed.  Here's something from the Why-Did-We-Need-A-Study-to-Tell-Us-This department.  Discuss.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/1638214/map-reveals-average-erect-penis-size-of-men-around-the-world-and-african-blokes-come-first/

This just in: North Korean gov't claims they have the biggest penises in the world, with an average of 45 cm.

Obviously the White Whale wasn't' included in the averages, the US would have fared better.

[LuvTooGolf]

Looking to be a sloooow banter Friday.....

Indeed.  Here's something from the Why-Did-We-Need-A-Study-to-Tell-Us-This department.  Discuss.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/1638214/map-reveals-average-erect-penis-size-of-men-around-the-world-and-african-blokes-come-first/

This just in: North Korean gov't claims they have the biggest penises in the world, with an average of 45 cm.

Obviously the White Whale wasn't' included in the averages, the US would have fared better.

Shame, too, cause it looks like we could've used some help.

[razgueado]

Good Friday everyone!....weell except already SaturdayDave and JustThursdayDave and EverydayIsMondayDean.

Today I'm WorkedTill2AMSoNowImTeleworkingAndClockingOutAtNoonRaz.

Too much?

G'day, muchachos.

[LuvTooGolf]

Good Friday everyone!....weell except already SaturdayDave and JustThursdayDave and EverydayIsMondayDean.

Today I'm WorkedTill2AMSoNowImTeleworkingAndClockingOutAtNoonRaz.

Too much?

G'day, muchachos.

Looks good to me. Afternoon, Raz.

[cigarbreath]

Good Friday everyone!....weell except already SaturdayDave and JustThursdayDave and EverydayIsMondayDean.

Today I'm WorkedTill2AMSoNowImTeleworkingAndClockingOutAtNoonRaz.

Too much?

G'day, muchachos.

Yes.

[LuvTooGolf]

Hazzuh!

[Threebean]

Hazzuh!

Adios, mofo.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Good Friday everyone!....weell except already SaturdayDave and JustThursdayDave and EverydayIsMondayDean.

Today I'm WorkedTill2AMSoNowImTeleworkingAndClockingOutAtNoonRaz.

Too much?

G'day, muchachos.

Have a great day/weekend, Bret.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Not sure if anyone mentioned this already but it might be a slow banter Friday. Just sayin'.

[razgueado]

Good Friday everyone!....weell except already SaturdayDave and JustThursdayDave and EverydayIsMondayDean.

Today I'm WorkedTill2AMSoNowImTeleworkingAndClockingOutAtNoonRaz.

Too much?

G'day, muchachos.

Have a great day/weekend, Bret.

Yup.  I'm done. It's a gorgeous day.  Gotta go to the store, think I'll ride the Harley.  I'll check in from the Consortium herf around 2pm.

[FloridaDean]

just getting the lady home. hour my ass. complications, always something. she walked out the clinic door and was hit with severe shooting pains at her diaphragm. just didn't pass enough gas I guess, on top of a twisted colon. then she insisted on eating AND picking up the screen room order at Home Depot. she is home resting and I'm having a Partagas Black and coffee.

[Threebean]

Not sure if anyone mentioned this already but it might be a slow banter Friday. Just sayin'.

Perhaps. Afternoon Mayor. Have you put an APB out for TxDave? 

[Threebean]

just getting the lady home. hour my ass. complications, always something. she walked out the clinic door and was hit with severe shooting pains at her diaphragm. just didn't pass enough gas I guess, on top of a twisted colon. then she insisted on eating AND picking up the screen room order at Home Depot. she is home resting and I'm having a Partagas Black and coffee.

Hopefully it will all come out in the end.

[A Friend of Charlie]

just getting the lady home. hour my ass. complications, always something. she walked out the clinic door and was hit with severe shooting pains at her diaphragm. just didn't pass enough gas I guess, on top of a twisted colon. then she insisted on eating AND picking up the screen room order at Home Depot. she is home resting and I'm having a Partagas Black and coffee.

Sounds like everyone is back to normal.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Not sure if anyone mentioned this already but it might be a slow banter Friday. Just sayin'.

Perhaps. Afternoon Mayor. Have you put an APB out for TxDave?

Not yet. I think he has to be missing for 24 hours first. It's only been about 18.