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[BackyardSmoker]

My son sent me this while ago he flew private jet to the Exumas (Bahamas) this morning for. 5 days.

Please refer to Reply #133

[BackyardSmoker]

Parenting fail.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/claudiakoerner/parents-arrested-after-leaving-toddler-alone-to-play-pokemon?bffbmain&ref=bffbmain&utm_term=.uanLyvBgO#.xceQKqlDR

Anyone that fails to take are of their children should be sterilized.

...with a cutting torch.

Or those new Xikar cutters....

Nah...think about it - who's going to stuff the appendage into the cutter?

A Mohel?

[Travellin Dave]

Dow up +41.23.

[BackyardSmoker]

Afternoon ladies.  Made it to my hotel and checked out a good smoking spot for a little later.  Got to go buy a Cheapo Beano lighter first, Fuk'n Obama TSA.

What, wooden matches are too good for a simple country boy to carry?

[Travellin Dave]

Parenting fail.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/claudiakoerner/parents-arrested-after-leaving-toddler-alone-to-play-pokemon?bffbmain&ref=bffbmain&utm_term=.uanLyvBgO#.xceQKqlDR

Anyone that fails to take are of their children should be sterilized.

...with a cutting torch.

Or those new Xikar cutters....

Nah...think about it - who's going to stuff the appendage into the cutter?

A Mohel?

Doesn't look like much of an edge trimmer to me.

[Travellin Dave]

Afternoon ladies.  Made it to my hotel and checked out a good smoking spot for a little later.  Got to go buy a Cheapo Beano lighter first, Fuk'n Obama TSA.

What, wooden matches are too good for a simple country boy to carry?

And you can carry bic's through security.

[BackyardSmoker]

Parenting fail.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/claudiakoerner/parents-arrested-after-leaving-toddler-alone-to-play-pokemon?bffbmain&ref=bffbmain&utm_term=.uanLyvBgO#.xceQKqlDR

Anyone that fails to take are of their children should be sterilized.

...with a cutting torch.

Or those new Xikar cutters....

Nah...think about it - who's going to stuff the appendage into the cutter?

A Mohel?

Doesn't look like much of an edge trimmer to me.

"Just a little off the top"

[South Carolina Redfish]

Afternoon ladies.  Made it to my hotel and checked out a good smoking spot for a little later.  Got to go buy a Cheapo Beano lighter first, Fuk'n Obama TSA.

What, wooden matches are too good for a simple country boy to carry?

Not on a Fuk'n airline, no matches allowed.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Afternoon ladies.  Made it to my hotel and checked out a good smoking spot for a little later.  Got to go buy a Cheapo Beano lighter first, Fuk'n Obama TSA.

What, wooden matches are too good for a simple country boy to carry?

And you can carry bic's through security.

I thought so but figured it would just cause a delay while they sniffed it or something so easier to buy one here and throw it away when done.  There is a Walgreens right across the street to get one.

[BackyardSmoker]

Afternoon ladies.  Made it to my hotel and checked out a good smoking spot for a little later.  Got to go buy a Cheapo Beano lighter first, Fuk'n Obama TSA.

What, wooden matches are too good for a simple country boy to carry?

Not on a Fuk'n airline

*Passengers may carry on common lighters and one pack of safety matches. No matches, including safety matches, are permitted in checked baggage. Always pack batteries in carry-on luggage. Batteries cannot be packed in bags that will be checked.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Only lunch I had was pita chips and humus on the plane so I will be seeking out a little dinner pretty soon.

[BackyardSmoker]

Only lunch I had was pita chips and humus on the plane so I will be seeking out a little dinner pretty soon.

Ask the chef if you can light a stogie off the stove after your dinner. lol

[South Carolina Redfish]

Afternoon ladies.  Made it to my hotel and checked out a good smoking spot for a little later.  Got to go buy a Cheapo Beano lighter first, Fuk'n Obama TSA.

What, wooden matches are too good for a simple country boy to carry?

Not on a Fuk'n airline

*Passengers may carry on common lighters and one pack of safety matches. No matches, including safety matches, are permitted in checked baggage. Always pack batteries in carry-on luggage. Batteries cannot be packed in bags that will be checked.

I knew about the lighters, donated the fuk heads a jetlite while learning what a "common" lighter was but thought matches were prohibited.  Either way I would not fuk with the potential hassle while they scratch their ass deciding if it is common or a safety match.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Only lunch I had was pita chips and humus on the plane so I will be seeking out a little dinner pretty soon.

Ask the chef if you can light a stogie off the stove after your dinner. lol

Probably could if I brought an extra cigar.

[cigarbreath]

Only lunch I had was pita chips and humus on the plane so I will be seeking out a little dinner pretty soon.

Ask the chef if you can light a stogie off the stove after your dinner. lol

Whip out a cedar spill.