Afternoon ladies. Made it to my hotel and checked out a good smoking spot for a little later. Got to go buy a Cheapo Beano lighter first, Fuk'n Obama TSA.
What, wooden matches are too good for a simple country boy to carry?
Not on a Fuk'n airline
*Passengers may carry on common lighters and one pack of safety matches. No matches, including safety matches, are permitted in checked baggage. Always pack batteries in carry-on luggage. Batteries cannot be packed in bags that will be checked.