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Re: 8/2/2016
« Reply #105 on: August 02, 2016, 03:39:00 PM »

Too Fuk'n Funny - one of your friends B.S.?

Georgia Man, 55, Busted After Raging At Wife Over Too Cheesy Grilled Cheese Sandwich

A Georgia man is facing criminal charges after raging at his spouse for making a grilled cheese sandwich too cheesy, cops allege.

According to an Athens-Clarke County Police Department report, James De Paola, 55, began “shouting and cursing” at his wife Michelle during a confrontation last Wednesday afternoon in the couple’s Athens home.

The unemployed De Paola became incensed at his 51-year-old spouse due to her “using three slices of cheese in a grilled cheese sandwich.” De Paola told cops that he had told the victim she “could make a grilled cheese sandwich with two pieces of cheese instead of three.”

De Paola’s wife told police that he was shouting in her face and that his spit hit her in the face. She added that her husband “has a history of violent and abusive behavior” that includes a prior arrest and the issuance of a restraining order.

During the incident, De Paola’s wife directed the couple’s nine-year-old daughter to dial 911. But De Paola subsequently yanked the phone cord from the wall and slammed the device on the ground. The couple’s 12-year-old daughter then used her mother’s cell phone to summon police.
I think unemployed is the key word in that article.
The slice of cheese that broke the grill cheese's back.  Sounds like a "how many times have I told you" versus I know how to piss him of, watch this.
Plus, he's 55, and has a 9-year-old. Someone who probably is a little pissed at life all the time anyways, then extra gooey cheese to top it off! Also, he lives in GA, so... ;)

Oooooh, you sneaky little Golf you. lol

"I told her two f'kn slices! TWO!! You think cheese grows on trees?!?!"

fwiw, that's UGA territory. College town in the sticks.
Usually just the opposite with my warden, I am always saying where is the fuk'n cheese because she puts one little micro slice on mine.

This guy is just trying to stretch his rations... he's out of work, ya know. Which practically confirms the previous idea that she did it just to fuk with him.
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Re: 8/2/2016
« Reply #106 on: August 02, 2016, 03:42:56 PM »

Very mild 106 here with a heat index of 120. 

Just might be some float'n & smok'n in my near future.
Tired of all these feels like days we've had all summer.


I feels like goin' home, but I have another hour... and it's getting ready to thunderstorm AGAIN. blah!
Got about 45 minutes myself but there is NO chance of any kind of precipitation here other than sweat.

Well, a dew point of @75 for the past two weeks has been pretty miserable. The thick morning fog has been a clear indicator of the days events. Need Bean to confirm the numbers, but 70 +/- degrees @ 70 +/- dewpont = f'kn sauna.
108/122 Now, dewpoint 73
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Re: 8/2/2016
« Reply #107 on: August 02, 2016, 03:45:29 PM »

Very mild 106 here with a heat index of 120. 

Just might be some float'n & smok'n in my near future.
Tired of all these feels like days we've had all summer.


I feels like goin' home, but I have another hour... and it's getting ready to thunderstorm AGAIN. blah!
Got about 45 minutes myself but there is NO chance of any kind of precipitation here other than sweat.

Well, a dew point of @75 for the past two weeks has been pretty miserable. The thick morning fog has been a clear indicator of the days events. Need Bean to confirm the numbers, but 70 +/- degrees @ 70 +/- dewpont = f'kn sauna.
108/122 Now, dewpoint 73

What's your pool temp? Closing in on 90?
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Re: 8/2/2016
« Reply #108 on: August 02, 2016, 03:46:36 PM »

Very mild 106 here with a heat index of 120. 

Just might be some float'n & smok'n in my near future.
Tired of all these feels like days we've had all summer.


I feels like goin' home, but I have another hour... and it's getting ready to thunderstorm AGAIN. blah!
Got about 45 minutes myself but there is NO chance of any kind of precipitation here other than sweat.

Well, a dew point of @75 for the past two weeks has been pretty miserable. The thick morning fog has been a clear indicator of the days events. Need Bean to confirm the numbers, but 70 +/- degrees @ 70 +/- dewpont = f'kn sauna.
108/122 Now, dewpoint 73
Pool is 85-86, never gets much warmer than that because of some shade during the afternoon.

What's your pool temp? Closing in on 90?
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Re: 8/2/2016
« Reply #109 on: August 02, 2016, 03:47:17 PM »

I need to learn how to post with quotes I guess.
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Re: 8/2/2016
« Reply #110 on: August 02, 2016, 03:53:31 PM »

I need to learn how to post with quotes I guess.

I did the same. I think it's all that space I left in that one post. Makes it look like it's at the end...
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Re: 8/2/2016
« Reply #111 on: August 02, 2016, 03:58:55 PM »

I need to learn how to post with quotes I guess.

I did the same. I think it's all that space I left in that one post. Makes it look like it's at the end...
Oh well, not like there is anybody else around here to notice.
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Re: 8/2/2016
« Reply #112 on: August 02, 2016, 03:59:22 PM »

Raz skipped out on work today too.
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Re: 8/2/2016
« Reply #113 on: August 02, 2016, 04:05:15 PM »

Raz skipped out on work today too.
I showed up today, but was watching a firmware update on a storage array.
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Re: 8/2/2016
« Reply #114 on: August 02, 2016, 04:05:26 PM »

Closing Time

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Re: 8/2/2016
« Reply #115 on: August 02, 2016, 04:06:03 PM »

Raz skipped out on work today too.
I showed up today, but was watching a firmware update on a storage array.
I showed up and got a haircut, wrote one letter and had lunch mostly while bantering.
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Re: 8/2/2016
« Reply #116 on: August 02, 2016, 04:06:57 PM »

BBL with a smoke and a tot.
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Re: 8/2/2016
« Reply #117 on: August 02, 2016, 04:09:26 PM »

Raz skipped out on work today too.
I showed up today, but was watching a firmware update on a storage array.

As fun as watching paint dry?
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Re: 8/2/2016
« Reply #118 on: August 02, 2016, 04:13:56 PM »

Raz skipped out on work today too.
I showed up today, but was watching a firmware update on a storage array.
I showed up and got a haircut, wrote one letter and had lunch mostly while bantering.

Well, I got 3 letters for you!  ;)
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Re: 8/2/2016
« Reply #119 on: August 02, 2016, 04:41:12 PM »

Raz skipped out on work today too.
I showed up today, but was watching a firmware update on a storage array.
I showed up and got a haircut, wrote one letter and had lunch mostly while bantering.
A man with a plan!  8)
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