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[Travellin Dave]

Really man, my shoulders are getting tired!

Oh, whine, moan, bitch and complain. I'll trade you. You come work my job and I'll cover yours and bantering. ;-)

Morning, muchachos.

Be very careful what you ask for.... 

Sheeeeiiit. You're travelling all over the world, bantering up a storm, and gettin' bonuses. Being back east is a downside, but then, you're likely making more money than me, and not paying the kind of taxes I have to pay.  I'll trade yuz. ;-)

Think we may at least be at a draw on Taxes.  Not pleasant here at all.

[razgueado]

Now here's some news....possible Ding Dong shortage!

http://abcnews.go.com/US/hostess-brands-voluntarily-recalls-zinger-ding-dong-peanut/story?id=39639534

Won't be my fault. I don't put cream-filled ding dongs in my mouth.

[razgueado]

Oh dear God phuck me. Major earthquake simulation drill for the next four days. Drop everything and pretend a major disaster has occurred. I'm printing out recovery plans like a damned secretary.

[Travellin Dave]

Now here's some news....possible Ding Dong shortage!

http://abcnews.go.com/US/hostess-brands-voluntarily-recalls-zinger-ding-dong-peanut/story?id=39639534

Won't be my fault. I don't put cream-filled ding dongs in my mouth.

Yea, TWSS...

[Travellin Dave]

Oh dear God phuck me. Major earthquake simulation drill for the next four days. Drop everything and pretend a major disaster has occurred. I'm printing out recovery plans like a damned secretary.

In the event of a major earthquake, or other disaster.....stay home, open the whiskey and light the cigars!

[South Carolina Redfish]

Oh dear God phuck me. Major earthquake simulation drill for the next four days. Drop everything and pretend a major disaster has occurred. I'm printing out recovery plans like a damned secretary.

A friend of mine in Denver is having an "active shooter" drill tomorrow with cops and so forth, told him he better watch out because real things tend to happen around those drills. 

[South Carolina Redfish]

Oh dear God phuck me. Major earthquake simulation drill for the next four days. Drop everything and pretend a major disaster has occurred. I'm printing out recovery plans like a damned secretary.

In the event of a major earthquake, or other disaster.....stay home, open the whiskey and light the cigars!

And kiss your ass goodbye.

[razgueado]

Oh dear God phuck me. Major earthquake simulation drill for the next four days. Drop everything and pretend a major disaster has occurred. I'm printing out recovery plans like a damned secretary.

In the event of a major earthquake, or other disaster.....stay home, open the whiskey and light the cigars!

Drop, cover and hold drill to start it all off. I'm under my desk.

[razgueado]

Oh dear God phuck me. Major earthquake simulation drill for the next four days. Drop everything and pretend a major disaster has occurred. I'm printing out recovery plans like a damned secretary.

In the event of a major earthquake, or other disaster.....stay home, open the whiskey and light the cigars!

And kiss your ass goodbye.

If I could kiss my own ass, I'd never leave the house.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Fire Drill a huge success!  Wasted an hour of time for everyone equally.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Oh dear God phuck me. Major earthquake simulation drill for the next four days. Drop everything and pretend a major disaster has occurred. I'm printing out recovery plans like a damned secretary.

In the event of a major earthquake, or other disaster.....stay home, open the whiskey and light the cigars!

And kiss your ass goodbye.

If I could kiss my own ass, I'd never leave the house.

Get under your desk and practice, you will get there.

[Travellin Dave]

Oh dear God phuck me. Major earthquake simulation drill for the next four days. Drop everything and pretend a major disaster has occurred. I'm printing out recovery plans like a damned secretary.

In the event of a major earthquake, or other disaster.....stay home, open the whiskey and light the cigars!

Drop, cover and hold drill to start it all off. I'm under my desk.

What are you holding?

[razgueado]

Oh dear God phuck me. Major earthquake simulation drill for the next four days. Drop everything and pretend a major disaster has occurred. I'm printing out recovery plans like a damned secretary.

In the event of a major earthquake, or other disaster.....stay home, open the whiskey and light the cigars!

Drop, cover and hold drill to start it all off. I'm under my desk.

What are you holding?

Duh...isn't it obvious? My smartphone.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Almost time for some lunch.  Greens I guess it will be or maybe a subway.

[razgueado]

Only 9:18 am and I've been run all over the building, under my desk, and standing around in a parking lot for the past half hour. No warning on this one, so no opportunity to sneak out and grab a bench to watch.