Really man, my shoulders are getting tired!
Oh, whine, moan, bitch and complain. I'll trade you. You come work my job and I'll cover yours and bantering. ;-)
Morning, muchachos.
Be very careful what you ask for.... 
Sheeeeiiit. You're travelling all over the world, bantering up a storm, and gettin' bonuses. Being back east is a downside, but then, you're likely making more money than me, and not paying the kind of taxes I have to pay. I'll trade yuz. ;-)