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Re: 6/4/2016
« Reply #45 on: June 04, 2016, 09:31:09 AM »

I bitch at the warden on a weekly basis about the way she handles her iPhone and drops the bastard all the time.  Well yesterday she managed to splatter it all over the Fuk'n parking garage at her office.  Well real Fuk'n nice since it means a new phone 3 months before the next generation comes out.  Of course it also means "David my phone is broke what are you going to do, I need to have a new one before Monday"
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Re: 6/4/2016
« Reply #46 on: June 04, 2016, 09:34:31 AM »

Took the boys to soccer in my wife's car. Range:1 mile, gas light is on super bright. WTF?
Any wonder she volunteered for you to take it?
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Re: 6/4/2016
« Reply #47 on: June 04, 2016, 09:36:48 AM »

Most interesting story in NCAA Baseball is the demise of the PAC 10.  Utah won the regular season championship and they did not even have an overall winning record.

Another little trivia note on the west:  Texas Tech is the furthest west host location in the regionals.
At least they have softball, thank goodness for the women!
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Re: 6/4/2016
« Reply #48 on: June 04, 2016, 09:38:17 AM »

Took the boys to soccer in my wife's car. Range:1 mile, gas light is on super bright. WTF?
Any wonder she volunteered for you to take it?
So she can sleep late and catch up on her rest?

Or, there is a Chip & Joanna Shiplap Marathon on today and she has to watch it?
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Re: 6/4/2016
« Reply #49 on: June 04, 2016, 09:38:55 AM »

I bitch at the warden on a weekly basis about the way she handles her iPhone and drops the bastard all the time.  Well yesterday she managed to splatter it all over the Fuk'n parking garage at her office.  Well real Fuk'n nice since it means a new phone 3 months before the next generation comes out.  Of course it also means "David my phone is broke what are you going to do, I need to have a new one before Monday"
Give her directions to the phone store.  Oh, and insist she get a heavy duty case.
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Re: 6/4/2016
« Reply #50 on: June 04, 2016, 09:40:00 AM »

I bitch at the warden on a weekly basis about the way she handles her iPhone and drops the bastard all the time.  Well yesterday she managed to splatter it all over the Fuk'n parking garage at her office.  Well real Fuk'n nice since it means a new phone 3 months before the next generation comes out.  Of course it also means "David my phone is broke what are you going to do, I need to have a new one before Monday"
Argh!
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Re: 6/4/2016
« Reply #51 on: June 04, 2016, 09:41:44 AM »

Took the boys to soccer in my wife's car. Range:1 mile, gas light is on super bright. WTF?
Any wonder she volunteered for you to take it?
So she can sleep late and catch up on her rest?

Or, there is a Chip & Joanna Shiplap Marathon on today and she has to watch it?
Boy oh boy, if y'all are trying to rile me up, it's working.
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Re: 6/4/2016
« Reply #52 on: June 04, 2016, 09:42:35 AM »

I bitch at the warden on a weekly basis about the way she handles her iPhone and drops the bastard all the time.  Well yesterday she managed to splatter it all over the Fuk'n parking garage at her office.  Well real Fuk'n nice since it means a new phone 3 months before the next generation comes out.  Of course it also means "David my phone is broke what are you going to do, I need to have a new one before Monday"
Give her directions to the phone store.  Oh, and insist she get a heavy duty case.
I wondered why you were not married, guess that explains it  ;)
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Re: 6/4/2016
« Reply #53 on: June 04, 2016, 09:42:46 AM »

Next up, mowing before the baseball game.
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Re: 6/4/2016
« Reply #54 on: June 04, 2016, 09:43:06 AM »

Took the boys to soccer in my wife's car. Range:1 mile, gas light is on super bright. WTF?
Any wonder she volunteered for you to take it?
So she can sleep late and catch up on her rest?

Or, there is a Chip & Joanna Shiplap Marathon on today and she has to watch it?
Boy oh boy, if y'all are trying to rile me up, it's working.
LMFAO
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Re: 6/4/2016
« Reply #55 on: June 04, 2016, 09:43:28 AM »

I bitch at the warden on a weekly basis about the way she handles her iPhone and drops the bastard all the time.  Well yesterday she managed to splatter it all over the Fuk'n parking garage at her office.  Well real Fuk'n nice since it means a new phone 3 months before the next generation comes out.  Of course it also means "David my phone is broke what are you going to do, I need to have a new one before Monday"
Give her directions to the phone store.  Oh, and insist she get a heavy duty case.
I wondered why you were not married, guess that explains it  ;)
He's smarter than we are?
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Re: 6/4/2016
« Reply #56 on: June 04, 2016, 09:44:21 AM »

Next up, mowing before the baseball game.
Warden not doing that either?  She probably put the lawnmower gas in her fan so you wil need some for that too.
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Re: 6/4/2016
« Reply #57 on: June 04, 2016, 09:53:16 AM »

Next up, mowing before the baseball game.
Warden not doing that either?  She probably put the lawnmower gas in her fan so you wil need some for that too.
Luckily, she doesn't know how to open the garage.
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Re: 6/4/2016
« Reply #58 on: June 04, 2016, 10:08:03 AM »

Clemson won the first NCAA baseball playoff game 24-10 over Western Carolina.  Looks like they're still playing football.
Yep, still kicking ass on small programs. ;D.
It's the tournament, they play who they are assigned.  Oklahoma up tonight.  Nebraska plays Western Carolina in the losers bracket.
Pretty difficult (or sad) for a regional host to lose a first game the way things are set up. There was a load of 12+ run games yesterday but I do believe Clemson was the only 20+ game.  Competition begins at the Super Regionals.
South Carolina lost to Rhode Island!
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Re: 6/4/2016
« Reply #59 on: June 04, 2016, 10:09:28 AM »

I bitch at the warden on a weekly basis about the way she handles her iPhone and drops the bastard all the time.  Well yesterday she managed to splatter it all over the Fuk'n parking garage at her office.  Well real Fuk'n nice since it means a new phone 3 months before the next generation comes out.  Of course it also means "David my phone is broke what are you going to do, I need to have a new one before Monday"
Give her directions to the phone store.  Oh, and insist she get a heavy duty case.
I wondered why you were not married, guess that explains it  ;)
Probably right.   ::)
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