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Re: 6/2/2016
« Reply #225 on: June 02, 2016, 05:38:22 PM »

Son went red fishing today and they caught 5 of these monsters with all but one over 30 pounds.

This is why I want to retire ASAP!
You really need more incentive?
To what, lose weight or retire?
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Re: 6/2/2016
« Reply #226 on: June 02, 2016, 05:39:34 PM »

Just an afternoon FYI:

Taming that sweet tooth and losing the pooch can help your guy’s penis look bigger. There are some penises that might appear smaller than they actually are because that beer belly is hiding their true size; guys can lose the appearance of a full inch for every additional 35 pounds they’re carrying.
One of those Mexican girls tell you that?
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Re: 6/2/2016
« Reply #227 on: June 02, 2016, 05:44:48 PM »

Son went red fishing today and they caught 5 of these monsters with all but one over 30 pounds.

This is why I want to retire ASAP!
You really need more incentive?
To what, lose weight or retire?
Not for me to determine.
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Re: 6/2/2016
« Reply #228 on: June 02, 2016, 05:45:32 PM »

Just an afternoon FYI:

Taming that sweet tooth and losing the pooch can help your guy’s penis look bigger. There are some penises that might appear smaller than they actually are because that beer belly is hiding their true size; guys can lose the appearance of a full inch for every additional 35 pounds they’re carrying.
One of those Mexican girls tell you that?
As long as I have my wallet, they all agree El Gringo es muy Grande!
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Re: 6/2/2016
« Reply #229 on: June 02, 2016, 05:48:12 PM »

Just an afternoon FYI:

Taming that sweet tooth and losing the pooch can help your guy’s penis look bigger. There are some penises that might appear smaller than they actually are because that beer belly is hiding their true size; guys can lose the appearance of a full inch for every additional 35 pounds they’re carrying.
One of those Mexican girls tell you that?
As long as I have my wallet, they all agree El Gringo es muy Grande!
Funny how that works
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Re: 6/2/2016
« Reply #230 on: June 02, 2016, 05:56:09 PM »

Just an afternoon FYI:

Taming that sweet tooth and losing the pooch can help your guy’s penis look bigger. There are some penises that might appear smaller than they actually are because that beer belly is hiding their true size; guys can lose the appearance of a full inch for every additional 35 pounds they’re carrying.
One of those Mexican girls tell you that?
As long as I have my wallet, they all agree El Gringo es muy Grande!
probably "lindo" too!
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Re: 6/2/2016
« Reply #231 on: June 02, 2016, 06:17:36 PM »

Well, enough for today, cervesa's aren't going to drink themselves.  Travelling early, so probably won't be able to check in until tomorrow evening.  Have a good one.
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Re: 6/2/2016
« Reply #232 on: June 02, 2016, 06:24:33 PM »

Well, enough for today, cervesa's aren't going to drink themselves.  Travelling early, so probably won't be able to check in until tomorrow evening.  Have a good one.
Enjoy the evening and have a smooth flight.
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Re: 6/2/2016
« Reply #233 on: June 02, 2016, 06:27:35 PM »

Another one and Pilot not so lucky this time.

SMYRNA — U.S. Navy officials have confirmed the pilot of a Blue Angels jet was killed in a crash about 3 p.m. today.

The pilot has not been publicly identified pending notification of next-of-kin, according to a news release from the Naval Air Forces.

The pilot of the F/A-18 jet was taking off to start a practice flight when the crash occurred, according to the Naval Air Forces. The crash was about two miles from the runway.
The other five Blue Angels aircraft landed minutes later. The military flight demonstration unit was in Smyrna for the Great Tennessee Airshow on Saturday and Sunday
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Re: 6/2/2016
« Reply #234 on: June 02, 2016, 07:42:17 PM »

great site you have here Tony. I especially like the no outside advertising and pop up ads, waiting on the naked women banner still.
Tapatalk provides the ads for him. Unfortunately, no naked women.

Morning, muchachos.
Unfortunately, no $ either. Good morning, Bret.
A'ight, Tapatalk says it shares ad revenue with the sites I visit. Which one of you is lying?
Either no one on here ever clicked on a tapatalk link OR they're lying their asses off. No money has come this way.
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Re: 6/2/2016
« Reply #235 on: June 02, 2016, 07:44:28 PM »

great site you have here Tony. I especially like the no outside advertising and pop up ads, waiting on the naked women banner still.
Tapatalk provides the ads for him. Unfortunately, no naked women.

Morning, muchachos.
Unfortunately, no $ either. Good morning, Bret.
A'ight, Tapatalk says it shares ad revenue with the sites I visit. Which one of you is lying?
Either no one on here ever clicked on a tapatalk link OR they're lying their asses off. No money has come this way.
Ah, I think you're holding out on us. ;-)
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Re: 6/2/2016
« Reply #236 on: June 02, 2016, 08:06:08 PM »

Good offer on 601 LaBomba Napalms behind Door #2 at the Sister.  10/$32.50
Morning, Dave. Picked up a box of AB American Sungrown coronas at the place yesterday with the 20% off and $1 shipping.
What was your final cost?
$53.76. It was no 601 Green deal, but I'll take it. ;)
Haha, just so happens they're mashing today for $59.98/box of coronas
$49.78 free ship but you did ok, rook
I don't even check famous anymore, honestly, so I'm not concerned. Too much variation in their prices to follow them.
It's only $4, bro!
That's what I'm saying, bro!
I ate $4 worth or pork roll this morning, bro!
You must be from South Jersey, bro!
You're sayin' it like it's a problem..... >:(
Lol, only saying that I've been well-taught as to the difference. You see, in North Jersey, they call it Taylor Ham. In South Jersey, it's pork roll, bro!
Even O'bummer knows that.  Discussed it in his commencement address at Rutgers  (have it on my FB page).
Now for your next quiz, try to guess the approximate line separating North and South Jersey.
Raritan
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Re: 6/2/2016
« Reply #237 on: June 02, 2016, 08:09:27 PM »

shelving man got locked out and I had to find the hidden key to the house. set up sprinklers and layed out for the pool and deck, and had to assemble a screen room/gazebo. the lady bought me one too, not sure when I'll get mine up. tomorrow I dig, rake, grade, and put pool together.
The way it is when you get old, not sure when I will get mine up either
Unfortunately, TWHS.... :-[
LOL. Nice catch.
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Re: 6/2/2016
« Reply #238 on: June 02, 2016, 08:11:17 PM »

Just an afternoon FYI:

Taming that sweet tooth and losing the pooch can help your guy’s penis look bigger. There are some penises that might appear smaller than they actually are because that beer belly is hiding their true size; guys can lose the appearance of a full inch for every additional 35 pounds they’re carrying.
That's what I've been telling yuz!
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Re: 6/2/2016
« Reply #239 on: June 02, 2016, 08:14:09 PM »

And now I'm all caught up.
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