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Re: 3/15/2016
« Reply #135 on: March 15, 2016, 03:57:21 PM »
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. Rodney Dangerfield
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Re: 3/15/2016
« Reply #136 on: March 15, 2016, 03:59:50 PM »
And finally a brain teaser from Steven Wright

If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen? Steven Wright
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Re: 3/15/2016
« Reply #137 on: March 15, 2016, 04:05:32 PM »
Quote from: ss2 on March 15, 2016, 03:54:35 PM
time for a little Rodney
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. Rodney Dangerfield
I'm a Rodney Dangerfield fan myself.. :)
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Re: 3/15/2016
« Reply #138 on: March 15, 2016, 04:06:38 PM »
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Re: 3/15/2016
« Reply #139 on: March 15, 2016, 04:07:54 PM »
Quote from: ss2 on March 15, 2016, 03:59:50 PM
And finally a brain teaser from Steven Wright

If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen? Steven Wright
They come on, but they trail and chase the car, I believe...
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Re: 3/15/2016
« Reply #140 on: March 15, 2016, 04:11:16 PM »
Quote from: ss2 on March 15, 2016, 03:59:50 PM
And finally a brain teaser from Steven Wright

If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen? Steven Wright
the other day, I came home and tried to open my house with the car keys, it started up, so I drove it onto the parkway and stopped, then yelled at everybody to get the hell out of my driveway!

You can't have everything.... where would you put it?
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Re: 3/15/2016
« Reply #141 on: March 15, 2016, 04:13:50 PM »
Quote from: ss2 on March 15, 2016, 03:57:21 PM
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. Rodney Dangerfield
I can relate to that...  I've been sitting here all day trying to figure out what today is...?  I know it's voting day, but it sure seems like I'm missing something....?   It just dawned on me a few minutes ago, it's my wedding anniversary...  I guess my wife hasn't figured it out yet since she hasn't said anything...
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Re: 3/15/2016
« Reply #142 on: March 15, 2016, 04:16:24 PM »
I made it flip to page 2 on Joe Cigar, I had over 8000 posts over there....
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Re: 3/15/2016
« Reply #143 on: March 15, 2016, 04:19:08 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dad on March 15, 2016, 04:13:50 PM
Quote from: ss2 on March 15, 2016, 03:57:21 PM
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. Rodney Dangerfield
I can relate to that...  I've been sitting here all day trying to figure out what today is...?  I know it's voting day, but it sure seems like I'm missing something....?   It just dawned on me a few minutes ago, it's my wedding anniversary...  I guess my wife hasn't figured it out yet since she hasn't said anything...
You are mistaking her silence for she hasn't noticed yet,  Do you frequently run with scissors, or stick flatware in electrical sockets?  A "Sweetheart, where did you want to go for our anniversary dinner?" is about 7 hours overdue!  ::)
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Re: 3/15/2016
« Reply #144 on: March 15, 2016, 04:19:43 PM »
Quote from: flip from jersey on March 15, 2016, 04:16:24 PM
I made it flip to page 2 on Joe Cigar, I had over 8000 posts over there....
Congrad's on here for your posts over there... :)
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Re: 3/15/2016
« Reply #145 on: March 15, 2016, 04:20:17 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dad on March 15, 2016, 04:13:50 PM
Quote from: ss2 on March 15, 2016, 03:57:21 PM
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. Rodney Dangerfield
I can relate to that...  I've been sitting here all day trying to figure out what today is...?  I know it's voting day, but it sure seems like I'm missing something....?   It just dawned on me a few minutes ago, it's my wedding anniversary...  I guess my wife hasn't figured it out yet since she hasn't said anything...
Alternate ending - Beware the Ides of March, BD has to sleep with one eye open tonight.
E tu Brute!
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Re: 3/15/2016
« Reply #146 on: March 15, 2016, 04:23:02 PM »
Quote from: flip from jersey on March 15, 2016, 04:19:08 PM
Quote from: Bad Dad on March 15, 2016, 04:13:50 PM
Quote from: ss2 on March 15, 2016, 03:57:21 PM
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. Rodney Dangerfield
I can relate to that...  I've been sitting here all day trying to figure out what today is...?  I know it's voting day, but it sure seems like I'm missing something....?   It just dawned on me a few minutes ago, it's my wedding anniversary...  I guess my wife hasn't figured it out yet since she hasn't said anything...
You are mistaking her silence for she hasn't noticed yet,  Do you frequently run with scissors, or stick flatware in electrical sockets?  A "Sweetheart, where did you want to go for our anniversary dinner?" is about 7 hours overdue!  ::)
She's off today, so I asked her what she wanted for supper and she said, "leftovers...."  I'm about 75% sure she forgot, since all we've been talking about was going and voting.  Oh well... Leftovers sound good too...  I had made the Christmas Ham yesterday, the one I forgot to fix at Christmas.  So maybe ham and swiss cheese will do...
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Re: 3/15/2016
« Reply #147 on: March 15, 2016, 04:29:25 PM »
Well, I've got a Unholy Cocktail clipped, a Green Apple Ale, the attic fan is on, and the wife is very, very quiet.  So it looks like a good time for a cigar... :)  BBL (maybe)
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Re: 3/15/2016
« Reply #148 on: March 15, 2016, 04:31:04 PM »
Afternoon Dad
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Re: 3/15/2016
« Reply #149 on: March 15, 2016, 04:32:13 PM »
93 degrees here with 21% humidity.
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