time for a little RodneyI get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. Rodney Dangerfield
Quote from: Bad Dad on March 15, 2016, 03:54:06 PMGood afternoon corksoakers ...!hey there BD!
Good afternoon corksoakers ...!
And finally a brain teaser from Steven WrightIf you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen? Steven Wright
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. Rodney Dangerfield
Quote from: ss2 on March 15, 2016, 03:57:21 PMWe sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. Rodney DangerfieldI can relate to that... I've been sitting here all day trying to figure out what today is...? I know it's voting day, but it sure seems like I'm missing something....? It just dawned on me a few minutes ago, it's my wedding anniversary... I guess my wife hasn't figured it out yet since she hasn't said anything...
I made it flip to page 2 on Joe Cigar, I had over 8000 posts over there....
Quote from: Bad Dad on March 15, 2016, 04:13:50 PMQuote from: ss2 on March 15, 2016, 03:57:21 PMWe sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. Rodney DangerfieldI can relate to that... I've been sitting here all day trying to figure out what today is...? I know it's voting day, but it sure seems like I'm missing something....? It just dawned on me a few minutes ago, it's my wedding anniversary... I guess my wife hasn't figured it out yet since she hasn't said anything...You are mistaking her silence for she hasn't noticed yet, Do you frequently run with scissors, or stick flatware in electrical sockets? A "Sweetheart, where did you want to go for our anniversary dinner?" is about 7 hours overdue!