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Good afternoon joy sticks...

Finally, he shows up, hopefully with some advice on VD gifts. Afternoon, BD.

Good afternoon Dave(s).....  VD gifts.... Mmmmmm, I always like to select a nice perfume for her that makes me extremely horny....!!!  If you need help selecting a perfume, just go to an upscale department store, and tell the salesgirl that you like to purchase the same perfume that the strippers from P.T.'s ShowClub buy...  Because you want your wife to smell like a stripper.  You may get a dirty look or a smile from the salesgirl, but they can't say your harassing them because they'll know exactly what your talking about..

why the 2nd source, I always ask the stripper herself if she smells good.  And a smart stripper will know
not to be covered, in perfume, so that when you go home you don't smell like you had been in a french whore house.

Asking the stripper works good if your looking to buy that exact brand.  If you just ask which perfumes the strippers are buying, then you may get a variety of selections.  But my problem is, after I smell around 3 of them, I can no longer tell the difference.  My still all time favorites are Ciara, and Giorgio....

Afternoon, Dad... are those last two perfumes or strippers? 

I'm pretty sure I'm not interested in any stripper named Giorgio. Just sayin'.

That is just her stage name. You don't think they use their real names!?! sheesh

right, Donna danced as Bianca, although Saga & Erica used their real names.  Rain used to come up from down south, think that was a stage name.

[flip from jersey]

ShopRite (local supermarket) has a coupon for a dozen long stemmed red roses for $14.99.  what a bargain, stopping on the way home tonight.

[Bad Dad]

Good afternoon joy sticks...

Finally, he shows up, hopefully with some advice on VD gifts. Afternoon, BD.

Good afternoon Dave(s).....  VD gifts.... Mmmmmm, I always like to select a nice perfume for her that makes me extremely horny....!!!  If you need help selecting a perfume, just go to an upscale department store, and tell the salesgirl that you like to purchase the same perfume that the strippers from P.T.'s ShowClub buy...  Because you want your wife to smell like a stripper.  You may get a dirty look or a smile from the salesgirl, but they can't say your harassing them because they'll know exactly what your talking about..

why the 2nd source, I always ask the stripper herself if she smells good.  And a smart stripper will know
not to be covered, in perfume, so that when you go home you don't smell like you had been in a french whore house.

Asking the stripper works good if your looking to buy that exact brand.  If you just ask which perfumes the strippers are buying, then you may get a variety of selections.  But my problem is, after I smell around 3 of them, I can no longer tell the difference.  My still all time favorites are Ciara, and Giorgio....

Afternoon, Dad... are those last two perfumes or strippers? 

They are perfumes, but I'm sure you can tell their dated....  They have probably been around for over 30 years.

Classic BD discussion, stripper perfume.  Include strippers who sing karaoke, and BD and flip could go on for hours.

We were innocently talking about Valentine gifts.  As far as stripper perfume goes, I'm sure Flip and I are just as surprised as you are on how that subject got skewed..? 

[Bad Dad]

ShopRite (local supermarket) has a coupon for a dozen long stemmed red roses for $14.99.  what a bargain, stopping on the way home tonight.

If they sold roses that cheap around me, I'd even be temped to buy my wife some...

[flip from jersey]

Good afternoon joy sticks...

Finally, he shows up, hopefully with some advice on VD gifts. Afternoon, BD.

Good afternoon Dave(s).....  VD gifts.... Mmmmmm, I always like to select a nice perfume for her that makes me extremely horny....!!!  If you need help selecting a perfume, just go to an upscale department store, and tell the salesgirl that you like to purchase the same perfume that the strippers from P.T.'s ShowClub buy...  Because you want your wife to smell like a stripper.  You may get a dirty look or a smile from the salesgirl, but they can't say your harassing them because they'll know exactly what your talking about..

why the 2nd source, I always ask the stripper herself if she smells good.  And a smart stripper will know
not to be covered, in perfume, so that when you go home you don't smell like you had been in a french whore house.

Asking the stripper works good if your looking to buy that exact brand.  If you just ask which perfumes the strippers are buying, then you may get a variety of selections.  But my problem is, after I smell around 3 of them, I can no longer tell the difference.  My still all time favorites are Ciara, and Giorgio....

Afternoon, Dad... are those last two perfumes or strippers? 

They are perfumes, but I'm sure you can tell their dated....  They have probably been around for over 30 years.

Classic BD discussion, stripper perfume.  Include strippers who sing karaoke, and BD and flip could go on for hours.

We were innocently talking about Valentine gifts.  As far as stripper perfume goes, I'm sure Flip and I are just as surprised as you are on how the subject got skewed..? 

me, surprised by these guys? Nope, nada, never!  I expect the turn for the worse, sooner rather than later.

[flip from jersey]

ShopRite (local supermarket) has a coupon for a dozen long stemmed red roses for $14.99.  what a bargain, stopping on the way home tonight.

If they sold roses that cheap around me, I'd even be temped to buy my wife some...

that's your problem, you are going to a florist for $90 a dozen roses.  Me, I buy mine in supermarkets and
gas stations.

[Threebean]

Good afternoon joy sticks...

Finally, he shows up, hopefully with some advice on VD gifts. Afternoon, BD.

Good afternoon Dave(s).....  VD gifts.... Mmmmmm, I always like to select a nice perfume for her that makes me extremely horny....!!!  If you need help selecting a perfume, just go to an upscale department store, and tell the salesgirl that you like to purchase the same perfume that the strippers from P.T.'s ShowClub buy...  Because you want your wife to smell like a stripper.  You may get a dirty look or a smile from the salesgirl, but they can't say your harassing them because they'll know exactly what your talking about..

why the 2nd source, I always ask the stripper herself if she smells good.  And a smart stripper will know
not to be covered, in perfume, so that when you go home you don't smell like you had been in a french whore house.

Asking the stripper works good if your looking to buy that exact brand.  If you just ask which perfumes the strippers are buying, then you may get a variety of selections.  But my problem is, after I smell around 3 of them, I can no longer tell the difference.  My still all time favorites are Ciara, and Giorgio....

Afternoon, Dad... are those last two perfumes or strippers? 

They are perfumes, but I'm sure you can tell their dated....  They have probably been around for over 30 years.

Classic BD discussion, stripper perfume.  Include strippers who sing karaoke, and BD and flip could go on for hours.

We were innocently talking about Valentine gifts.  As far as stripper perfume goes, I'm sure Flip and I are just as surprised as you are on how the subject got skewed..? 

me, surprised by these guys? Nope, nada, never!  I expect the turn for the worse, sooner rather than later.

There is a certain knuckledraggin' cred to be maintained. 

[Bad Dad]

Good afternoon joy sticks...

Finally, he shows up, hopefully with some advice on VD gifts. Afternoon, BD.

Good afternoon Dave(s).....  VD gifts.... Mmmmmm, I always like to select a nice perfume for her that makes me extremely horny....!!!  If you need help selecting a perfume, just go to an upscale department store, and tell the salesgirl that you like to purchase the same perfume that the strippers from P.T.'s ShowClub buy...  Because you want your wife to smell like a stripper.  You may get a dirty look or a smile from the salesgirl, but they can't say your harassing them because they'll know exactly what your talking about..

why the 2nd source, I always ask the stripper herself if she smells good.  And a smart stripper will know
not to be covered, in perfume, so that when you go home you don't smell like you had been in a french whore house.

Asking the stripper works good if your looking to buy that exact brand.  If you just ask which perfumes the strippers are buying, then you may get a variety of selections.  But my problem is, after I smell around 3 of them, I can no longer tell the difference.  My still all time favorites are Ciara, and Giorgio....

Afternoon, Dad... are those last two perfumes or strippers? 

They are perfumes, but I'm sure you can tell their dated....  They have probably been around for over 30 years.

Classic BD discussion, stripper perfume.  Include strippers who sing karaoke, and BD and flip could go on for hours.

We were innocently talking about Valentine gifts.  As far as stripper perfume goes, I'm sure Flip and I are just as surprised as you are on how the subject got skewed..? 

me, surprised by these guys? Nope, nada, never!  I expect the turn for the worse, sooner rather than later.

Ohhh, that's funny...

[Threebean]

Good afternoon joy sticks...

Finally, he shows up, hopefully with some advice on VD gifts. Afternoon, BD.

Good afternoon Dave(s).....  VD gifts.... Mmmmmm, I always like to select a nice perfume for her that makes me extremely horny....!!!  If you need help selecting a perfume, just go to an upscale department store, and tell the salesgirl that you like to purchase the same perfume that the strippers from P.T.'s ShowClub buy...  Because you want your wife to smell like a stripper.  You may get a dirty look or a smile from the salesgirl, but they can't say your harassing them because they'll know exactly what your talking about..

why the 2nd source, I always ask the stripper herself if she smells good.  And a smart stripper will know
not to be covered, in perfume, so that when you go home you don't smell like you had been in a french whore house.

Asking the stripper works good if your looking to buy that exact brand.  If you just ask which perfumes the strippers are buying, then you may get a variety of selections.  But my problem is, after I smell around 3 of them, I can no longer tell the difference.  My still all time favorites are Ciara, and Giorgio....

Afternoon, Dad... are those last two perfumes or strippers? 

They are perfumes, but I'm sure you can tell their dated....  They have probably been around for over 30 years.

Classic BD discussion, stripper perfume.  Include strippers who sing karaoke, and BD and flip could go on for hours.

TNWSS...

Good catch. 

[Bad Dad]

ShopRite (local supermarket) has a coupon for a dozen long stemmed red roses for $14.99.  what a bargain, stopping on the way home tonight.

If they sold roses that cheap around me, I'd even be temped to buy my wife some...

that's your problem, you are going to a florist for $90 a dozen roses.  Me, I buy mine in supermarkets and
gas stations.

Years ago I used to buy them off of the sidewalks of downtown St. Louis, out of buckets for $5 a dozen...  I think the cheapest grocery store flowers I've seen so far are $24.99 per dozen for roses.

[flip from jersey]

Good afternoon joy sticks...

Finally, he shows up, hopefully with some advice on VD gifts. Afternoon, BD.

Good afternoon Dave(s).....  VD gifts.... Mmmmmm, I always like to select a nice perfume for her that makes me extremely horny....!!!  If you need help selecting a perfume, just go to an upscale department store, and tell the salesgirl that you like to purchase the same perfume that the strippers from P.T.'s ShowClub buy...  Because you want your wife to smell like a stripper.  You may get a dirty look or a smile from the salesgirl, but they can't say your harassing them because they'll know exactly what your talking about..

why the 2nd source, I always ask the stripper herself if she smells good.  And a smart stripper will know
not to be covered, in perfume, so that when you go home you don't smell like you had been in a french whore house.

Asking the stripper works good if your looking to buy that exact brand.  If you just ask which perfumes the strippers are buying, then you may get a variety of selections.  But my problem is, after I smell around 3 of them, I can no longer tell the difference.  My still all time favorites are Ciara, and Giorgio....

Afternoon, Dad... are those last two perfumes or strippers? 

They are perfumes, but I'm sure you can tell their dated....  They have probably been around for over 30 years.

Classic BD discussion, stripper perfume.  Include strippers who sing karaoke, and BD and flip could go on for hours.

We were innocently talking about Valentine gifts.  As far as stripper perfume goes, I'm sure Flip and I are just as surprised as you are on how the subject got skewed..? 

me, surprised by these guys? Nope, nada, never!  I expect the turn for the worse, sooner rather than later.

Ohhh, that's funny...

One problem with your questioning the salesgirl.  Most of the young ladies who danced, did not walk around advertising that fact, when they were not in the clubs.  They tended to subdue the make-up and clothes, before returning to "normal life".  normal circumstances salesgirls would not have a clue. 

[Bad Dad]

Good afternoon joy sticks...

Finally, he shows up, hopefully with some advice on VD gifts. Afternoon, BD.

Good afternoon Dave(s).....  VD gifts.... Mmmmmm, I always like to select a nice perfume for her that makes me extremely horny....!!!  If you need help selecting a perfume, just go to an upscale department store, and tell the salesgirl that you like to purchase the same perfume that the strippers from P.T.'s ShowClub buy...  Because you want your wife to smell like a stripper.  You may get a dirty look or a smile from the salesgirl, but they can't say your harassing them because they'll know exactly what your talking about..

why the 2nd source, I always ask the stripper herself if she smells good.  And a smart stripper will know
not to be covered, in perfume, so that when you go home you don't smell like you had been in a french whore house.

Asking the stripper works good if your looking to buy that exact brand.  If you just ask which perfumes the strippers are buying, then you may get a variety of selections.  But my problem is, after I smell around 3 of them, I can no longer tell the difference.  My still all time favorites are Ciara, and Giorgio....

Afternoon, Dad... are those last two perfumes or strippers? 

They are perfumes, but I'm sure you can tell their dated....  They have probably been around for over 30 years.

Classic BD discussion, stripper perfume.  Include strippers who sing karaoke, and BD and flip could go on for hours.

TNWSS...

Good catch.

Damn, now I have to look up TNWSS to see how I came out on this deal...?

[Bad Dad]

Good afternoon joy sticks...

Finally, he shows up, hopefully with some advice on VD gifts. Afternoon, BD.

Good afternoon Dave(s).....  VD gifts.... Mmmmmm, I always like to select a nice perfume for her that makes me extremely horny....!!!  If you need help selecting a perfume, just go to an upscale department store, and tell the salesgirl that you like to purchase the same perfume that the strippers from P.T.'s ShowClub buy...  Because you want your wife to smell like a stripper.  You may get a dirty look or a smile from the salesgirl, but they can't say your harassing them because they'll know exactly what your talking about..

why the 2nd source, I always ask the stripper herself if she smells good.  And a smart stripper will know
not to be covered, in perfume, so that when you go home you don't smell like you had been in a french whore house.

Asking the stripper works good if your looking to buy that exact brand.  If you just ask which perfumes the strippers are buying, then you may get a variety of selections.  But my problem is, after I smell around 3 of them, I can no longer tell the difference.  My still all time favorites are Ciara, and Giorgio....

Afternoon, Dad... are those last two perfumes or strippers? 

They are perfumes, but I'm sure you can tell their dated....  They have probably been around for over 30 years.

Classic BD discussion, stripper perfume.  Include strippers who sing karaoke, and BD and flip could go on for hours.

We were innocently talking about Valentine gifts.  As far as stripper perfume goes, I'm sure Flip and I are just as surprised as you are on how the subject got skewed..? 

me, surprised by these guys? Nope, nada, never!  I expect the turn for the worse, sooner rather than later.

Ohhh, that's funny...

One problem with your questioning the salesgirl.  Most of the young ladies who danced, did not walk around advertising that fact, when they were not in the clubs.  They tended to subdue the make-up and clothes, before returning to "normal life".  normal circumstances salesgirls would not have a clue.

Mmmm, my wife says, "When an attractive young women pays $50 for her items when she's checking out at 4 a.m., and she pay it all in singles, she's a stripper...!"

[Bad Dad]

I'm going to fine a cigar and a drink, and watch a little tv.  bbl (maybe)

[SLY]

ShopRite (local supermarket) has a coupon for a dozen long stemmed red roses for $14.99.  what a bargain, stopping on the way home tonight.

If they sold roses that cheap around me, I'd even be temped to buy my wife some...

$24.95 for 2 dozen roses at Whole Foods, BD.