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Re: 1/29/2016
« Reply #165 on: January 29, 2016, 06:22:57 PM »

Don't you know some cops were laughing their asses off!

When a Texas man was pulled over by police for riding his bike the wrong way on a highway in Corpus Christi, police suspected something wasn't right. What they found were the makings of a party in the U.S.A.

The Corpus Christi Caller-Times reported that a 27-year-old man was caught with a life-size Miley Cyrus inflatable doll in his backpack and marijuana in his pockets after police stopped him for heading the wrong direction near Interstate Highway 37 about 3 p.m. Wednesday.

A Cyrus doll had been reported stolen minutes before at an adult video store at 7430 Intestate Highway 37, police said in the release. Officers determined that the man matched the description of the person accused of stealing the inflatable doll. The doll is valued at $49.95.

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Re: 1/29/2016
« Reply #166 on: January 29, 2016, 06:26:03 PM »

Decent buy on MF Connie Robusto's up
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Re: 1/29/2016
« Reply #167 on: January 29, 2016, 06:33:47 PM »

Don't you know some cops were laughing their asses off!

When a Texas man was pulled over by police for riding his bike the wrong way on a highway in Corpus Christi, police suspected something wasn't right. What they found were the makings of a party in the U.S.A.

The Corpus Christi Caller-Times reported that a 27-year-old man was caught with a life-size Miley Cyrus inflatable doll in his backpack and marijuana in his pockets after police stopped him for heading the wrong direction near Interstate Highway 37 about 3 p.m. Wednesday.

A Cyrus doll had been reported stolen minutes before at an adult video store at 7430 Intestate Highway 37, police said in the release. Officers determined that the man matched the description of the person accused of stealing the inflatable doll. The doll is valued at $49.95.
Gotta give him credit for knowing what would get Miley in the mood, I suppose.
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Re: 1/29/2016
« Reply #168 on: January 29, 2016, 06:36:07 PM »

Don't you know some cops were laughing their asses off!

When a Texas man was pulled over by police for riding his bike the wrong way on a highway in Corpus Christi, police suspected something wasn't right. What they found were the makings of a party in the U.S.A.

The Corpus Christi Caller-Times reported that a 27-year-old man was caught with a life-size Miley Cyrus inflatable doll in his backpack and marijuana in his pockets after police stopped him for heading the wrong direction near Interstate Highway 37 about 3 p.m. Wednesday.

A Cyrus doll had been reported stolen minutes before at an adult video store at 7430 Intestate Highway 37, police said in the release. Officers determined that the man matched the description of the person accused of stealing the inflatable doll. The doll is valued at $49.95.
Gotta give him credit for knowing what would get Miley in the mood, I suppose.
Yeah I suppose.
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Re: 1/29/2016
« Reply #169 on: January 29, 2016, 06:40:38 PM »

Don't you know some cops were laughing their asses off!

When a Texas man was pulled over by police for riding his bike the wrong way on a highway in Corpus Christi, police suspected something wasn't right. What they found were the makings of a party in the U.S.A.

The Corpus Christi Caller-Times reported that a 27-year-old man was caught with a life-size Miley Cyrus inflatable doll in his backpack and marijuana in his pockets after police stopped him for heading the wrong direction near Interstate Highway 37 about 3 p.m. Wednesday.

A Cyrus doll had been reported stolen minutes before at an adult video store at 7430 Intestate Highway 37, police said in the release. Officers determined that the man matched the description of the person accused of stealing the inflatable doll. The doll is valued at $49.95.
Gotta give him credit for knowing what would get Miley in the mood, I suppose.
Yeah I suppose.
Or make it possible for him to tolerate her.  It'd take a lot more than weed to get me interested in her.  Like maybe a gun to the head. LSD, maybe. Ball gag and bag her. Somethin'
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Re: 1/29/2016
« Reply #170 on: January 29, 2016, 06:42:35 PM »

Don't you know some cops were laughing their asses off!

When a Texas man was pulled over by police for riding his bike the wrong way on a highway in Corpus Christi, police suspected something wasn't right. What they found were the makings of a party in the U.S.A.

The Corpus Christi Caller-Times reported that a 27-year-old man was caught with a life-size Miley Cyrus inflatable doll in his backpack and marijuana in his pockets after police stopped him for heading the wrong direction near Interstate Highway 37 about 3 p.m. Wednesday.

A Cyrus doll had been reported stolen minutes before at an adult video store at 7430 Intestate Highway 37, police said in the release. Officers determined that the man matched the description of the person accused of stealing the inflatable doll. The doll is valued at $49.95.
Gotta give him credit for knowing what would get Miley in the mood, I suppose.
Yeah I suppose.
Or make it possible for him to tolerate her.  It'd take a lot more than weed to get me interested in her.  Like maybe a gun to the head. LSD, maybe. Ball gag and bag her. Somethin'
Don't know what it might take but I have never been that drunk I know that.
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Re: 1/29/2016
« Reply #171 on: January 29, 2016, 06:48:32 PM »

Jeeezzzz, just saw Burt Reynolds at the car auction and thought damn he looks like chit.   Hell that fuk'r will be 80 years old in 2 weeks. 
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Re: 1/29/2016
« Reply #172 on: January 29, 2016, 06:50:18 PM »

Jeeezzzz, just saw Burt Reynolds at the car auction and thought damn he looks like chit.   Hell that fuk'r will be 80 years old in 2 weeks.
It ain't the years, it's the mileage.
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Re: 1/29/2016
« Reply #173 on: January 29, 2016, 06:52:25 PM »

Jeeezzzz, just saw Burt Reynolds at the car auction and thought damn he looks like chit.   Hell that fuk'r will be 80 years old in 2 weeks.
It ain't the years, it's the mileage.
I would say both, 80 is a lot of years.

They are going to sell his personal original smokey and the bandit car.
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Re: 1/29/2016
« Reply #174 on: January 29, 2016, 07:06:09 PM »

Jeeezzzz, just saw Burt Reynolds at the car auction and thought damn he looks like chit.   Hell that fuk'r will be 80 years old in 2 weeks.
It ain't the years, it's the mileage.
Betcha Loni Anderson doesn't look as bad. Just sayin'.
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Re: 1/29/2016
« Reply #175 on: January 29, 2016, 07:10:13 PM »

Jeeezzzz, just saw Burt Reynolds at the car auction and thought damn he looks like chit.   Hell that fuk'r will be 80 years old in 2 weeks.
It ain't the years, it's the mileage.
Betcha Loni Anderson doesn't look as bad. Just sayin'.
Yeah, that disproves my theory. She's got a hell of a lot of miles on her, if the rumors are to be believed.
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Re: 1/29/2016
« Reply #176 on: January 29, 2016, 07:28:48 PM »

Jeeezzzz, just saw Burt Reynolds at the car auction and thought damn he looks like chit.   Hell that fuk'r will be 80 years old in 2 weeks.
It ain't the years, it's the mileage.
Betcha Loni Anderson doesn't look as bad. Just sayin'.
Yeah, that disproves my theory. She's got a hell of a lot of miles on her, if the rumors are to be believed.
I believe those rumors. And the mileage shows but I'm just saying that I could still achieve complete tumescence with Loni.
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Re: 1/29/2016
« Reply #177 on: January 29, 2016, 07:31:07 PM »

Jeeezzzz, just saw Burt Reynolds at the car auction and thought damn he looks like chit.   Hell that fuk'r will be 80 years old in 2 weeks.
It ain't the years, it's the mileage.
Betcha Loni Anderson doesn't look as bad. Just sayin'.
Yeah, that disproves my theory. She's got a hell of a lot of miles on her, if the rumors are to be believed.
I believe those rumors. And the mileage shows but I'm just saying that I could still achieve complete tumescence with Loni.
Like that would be a challenging achievement  :)
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Re: 1/29/2016
« Reply #178 on: January 29, 2016, 07:53:35 PM »

Jeeezzzz, just saw Burt Reynolds at the car auction and thought damn he looks like chit.   Hell that fuk'r will be 80 years old in 2 weeks.
It ain't the years, it's the mileage.
Betcha Loni Anderson doesn't look as bad. Just sayin'.
Yeah, that disproves my theory. She's got a hell of a lot of miles on her, if the rumors are to be believed.
I believe those rumors. And the mileage shows but I'm just saying that I could still achieve complete tumescence with Loni.
Like that would be a challenging achievement  :)
My point is that I can't say the same with Burt. Sheesh.
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Re: 1/29/2016
« Reply #179 on: January 29, 2016, 08:04:34 PM »

Jeeezzzz, just saw Burt Reynolds at the car auction and thought damn he looks like chit.   Hell that fuk'r will be 80 years old in 2 weeks.
It ain't the years, it's the mileage.
Betcha Loni Anderson doesn't look as bad. Just sayin'.
Yeah, that disproves my theory. She's got a hell of a lot of miles on her, if the rumors are to be believed.
I believe those rumors. And the mileage shows but I'm just saying that I could still achieve complete tumescence with Loni.
Like that would be a challenging achievement  :)
My point is that I can't say the same with Burt. Sheesh.
LOL
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