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[A Friend of Charlie]

Mother F'r, went to make me a turkey sandwich and an entire untouched half of the turkey breast was cut off the remaining car us so asked the warden if she had already sliced it up for sandwiches.......  No, I sent that home with the neighbors to make sandwiches with. . WTF     Wait a Fuk'n minute we ate almost an entire half turkey for lunch then you sent them home with the other half breast    Well we have enough left for a sandwich each.  Chit, did you send them each a bottle of wine and a half gallon of vodka too?

i got grief from the warden for buying a 21lb turkey(OK it was the free one from the supermarket - if you spent $400 in the previous 4 weeks).  But i have leftover turkey for sandwiches, for soup for turkey salad. 3 people and 21 lbs of turkey, I like me my leftovers.  she always gets the smallest turkey she can find.  not his year!

If I had bought a 21 pound turkey then the neighbors (her friends not so much mine) would have had 12 pounds to take home instead of 6 to go with the 1/2 chocolate and 1/2 pecan pie they took with them.

They really made out.  Thanksgiving at their place next year?

[A Friend of Charlie]

Mother F'r, went to make me a turkey sandwich and an entire untouched half of the turkey breast was cut off the remaining car us so asked the warden if she had already sliced it up for sandwiches.......  No, I sent that home with the neighbors to make sandwiches with. . WTF     Wait a Fuk'n minute we ate almost an entire half turkey for lunch then you sent them home with the other half breast    Well we have enough left for a sandwich each.  Chit, did you send them each a bottle of wine and a half gallon of vodka too?

i got grief from the warden for buying a 21lb turkey(OK it was the free one from the supermarket - if you spent $400 in the previous 4 weeks).  But i have leftover turkey for sandwiches, for soup for turkey salad. 3 people and 21 lbs of turkey, I like me my leftovers.  she always gets the smallest turkey she can find.  not his year!

If I had bought a 21 pound turkey then the neighbors (her friends not so much mine) would have had 12 pounds to take home instead of 6 to go with the 1/2 chocolate and 1/2 pecan pie they took with them.

Sounds like you know where you have to go for new years eve!  Drink all their good booze, then throw up in the potted palm. then bring the leftover caviar home....

I like the way you think, Flip.

[Bad Dad]

Morning, muchachos. Pumpkin pie for breakfast. Now I'm gonna go shopping for adult beverages.

Hi Raz...  I've got pumpkin pie too.  I think I'll have some.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Mother F'r, went to make me a turkey sandwich and an entire untouched half of the turkey breast was cut off the remaining car us so asked the warden if she had already sliced it up for sandwiches.......  No, I sent that home with the neighbors to make sandwiches with. . WTF     Wait a Fuk'n minute we ate almost an entire half turkey for lunch then you sent them home with the other half breast    Well we have enough left for a sandwich each.  Chit, did you send them each a bottle of wine and a half gallon of vodka too?

i got grief from the warden for buying a 21lb turkey(OK it was the free one from the supermarket - if you spent $400 in the previous 4 weeks).  But i have leftover turkey for sandwiches, for soup for turkey salad. 3 people and 21 lbs of turkey, I like me my leftovers.  she always gets the smallest turkey she can find.  not his year!

If I had bought a 21 pound turkey then the neighbors (her friends not so much mine) would have had 12 pounds to take home instead of 6 to go with the 1/2 chocolate and 1/2 pecan pie they took with them.

Sounds like you know where you have to go for new years eve!  Drink all their good booze, then throw up in the potted palm. then bring the leftover caviar home....

I like the way you think, Flip.

He dreams not thinks

[razgueado]

Morning, muchachos. Pumpkin pie for breakfast. Now I'm gonna go shopping for adult beverages.

Hi Raz...  I've got pumpkin pie too.  I think I'll have some.

Good man. It's not just for breakfast anymore.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Morning, muchachos. Pumpkin pie for breakfast. Now I'm gonna go shopping for adult beverages.

Afternoon here/morning there to you Razmundiz.  How is the cold?

Temps have dropped 20 deg in the last two hours here.  I guess it's finally winter here.

I think you're getting the residual from the cold shoulder TXDave is giving his old lady for giving away all the turkey.

[Bad Dad]

Mother F'r, went to make me a turkey sandwich and an entire untouched half of the turkey breast was cut off the remaining car us so asked the warden if she had already sliced it up for sandwiches.......  No, I sent that home with the neighbors to make sandwiches with. . WTF     Wait a Fuk'n minute we ate almost an entire half turkey for lunch then you sent them home with the other half breast    Well we have enough left for a sandwich each.  Chit, did you send them each a bottle of wine and a half gallon of vodka too?

i got grief from the warden for buying a 21lb turkey(OK it was the free one from the supermarket - if you spent $400 in the previous 4 weeks).  But i have leftover turkey for sandwiches, for soup for turkey salad. 3 people and 21 lbs of turkey, I like me my leftovers.  she always gets the smallest turkey she can find.  not his year!

If I had bought a 21 pound turkey then the neighbors (her friends not so much mine) would have had 12 pounds to take home instead of 6 to go with the 1/2 chocolate and 1/2 pecan pie they took with them.

Why are women like that.  My wife gave away my Flowbee, and now I have to pay for haircuts.  So I got mad and when she wasn't looking I threw her damn shoes away.  What's really odd thou, she never ever asked me about those shoes...?

[South Carolina Redfish]

Morning, muchachos. Pumpkin pie for breakfast. Now I'm gonna go shopping for adult beverages.

Afternoon here/morning there to you Razmundiz.  How is the cold?

Temps have dropped 20 deg in the last two hours here.  I guess it's finally winter here.

I think you're getting the residual from the cold shoulder TXDave is giving his old lady for giving away all the turkey.

Only dropped 7 degrees down here, I am headed out for a smoke while still warm

[flip from jersey]

Mother F'r, went to make me a turkey sandwich and an entire untouched half of the turkey breast was cut off the remaining car us so asked the warden if she had already sliced it up for sandwiches.......  No, I sent that home with the neighbors to make sandwiches with. . WTF     Wait a Fuk'n minute we ate almost an entire half turkey for lunch then you sent them home with the other half breast    Well we have enough left for a sandwich each.  Chit, did you send them each a bottle of wine and a half gallon of vodka too?

i got grief from the warden for buying a 21lb turkey(OK it was the free one from the supermarket - if you spent $400 in the previous 4 weeks).  But i have leftover turkey for sandwiches, for soup for turkey salad. 3 people and 21 lbs of turkey, I like me my leftovers.  she always gets the smallest turkey she can find.  not his year!

If I had bought a 21 pound turkey then the neighbors (her friends not so much mine) would have had 12 pounds to take home instead of 6 to go with the 1/2 chocolate and 1/2 pecan pie they took with them.

Sounds like you know where you have to go for new years eve!  Drink all their good booze, then throw up in the potted palm. then bring the leftover caviar home....

Dahhhh Flip, it don't work that way.    They drink their two buck chuck wine and Taaka Vodka and MY good wine and booze!

Then why did the Mrs invite them?  Oh wait, you are thinking of retiring on the Southeast coast, this problem will be over then(don't send them a christmas card with the new address, they sound like they could visit for a week or two of vacation!  You have been fore warned! 

[South Carolina Redfish]

Morning, muchachos. Pumpkin pie for breakfast. Now I'm gonna go shopping for adult beverages.

Afternoon here/morning there to you Razmundiz.  How is the cold?

Temps have dropped 20 deg in the last two hours here.  I guess it's finally winter here.

I think you're getting the residual from the cold shoulder TXDave is giving his old lady for giving away all the turkey.

Only dropped 7 degrees down here, I am headed out for a smoke while still warm

Well chit is must be dropping a degree a minute out there, got me a cigar and went out and it was much colder than 10 minutes ago.

[flip from jersey]

Mother F'r, went to make me a turkey sandwich and an entire untouched half of the turkey breast was cut off the remaining car us so asked the warden if she had already sliced it up for sandwiches.......  No, I sent that home with the neighbors to make sandwiches with. . WTF     Wait a Fuk'n minute we ate almost an entire half turkey for lunch then you sent them home with the other half breast    Well we have enough left for a sandwich each.  Chit, did you send them each a bottle of wine and a half gallon of vodka too?

i got grief from the warden for buying a 21lb turkey(OK it was the free one from the supermarket - if you spent $400 in the previous 4 weeks).  But i have leftover turkey for sandwiches, for soup for turkey salad. 3 people and 21 lbs of turkey, I like me my leftovers.  she always gets the smallest turkey she can find.  not his year!

If I had bought a 21 pound turkey then the neighbors (her friends not so much mine) would have had 12 pounds to take home instead of 6 to go with the 1/2 chocolate and 1/2 pecan pie they took with them.

Sounds like you know where you have to go for new years eve!  Drink all their good booze, then throw up in the potted palm. then bring the leftover caviar home....

I like the way you think, Flip.

And show up with Verdi, very cheap bubbly, basically Italian wine flavored malt liquor,  think a sort of wine equivalent of Colt 45.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Mother F'r, went to make me a turkey sandwich and an entire untouched half of the turkey breast was cut off the remaining car us so asked the warden if she had already sliced it up for sandwiches.......  No, I sent that home with the neighbors to make sandwiches with. . WTF     Wait a Fuk'n minute we ate almost an entire half turkey for lunch then you sent them home with the other half breast    Well we have enough left for a sandwich each.  Chit, did you send them each a bottle of wine and a half gallon of vodka too?

i got grief from the warden for buying a 21lb turkey(OK it was the free one from the supermarket - if you spent $400 in the previous 4 weeks).  But i have leftover turkey for sandwiches, for soup for turkey salad. 3 people and 21 lbs of turkey, I like me my leftovers.  she always gets the smallest turkey she can find.  not his year!

If I had bought a 21 pound turkey then the neighbors (her friends not so much mine) would have had 12 pounds to take home instead of 6 to go with the 1/2 chocolate and 1/2 pecan pie they took with them.

Sounds like you know where you have to go for new years eve!  Drink all their good booze, then throw up in the potted palm. then bring the leftover caviar home....

Dahhhh Flip, it don't work that way.    They drink their two buck chuck wine and Taaka Vodka and MY good wine and booze!

Then why did the Mrs invite them?  Oh wait, you are thinking of retiring on the Southeast coast, this problem will be over then(don't send them a christmas card with the new address, they sound like they could visit for a week or two of vacation!  You have been fore warned! 

They are too cheap to travel once we leave here will never see them again.

[cigarbreath]

Not my favorite vendor but they do have some different stuff.

Today Only Code blackfriday

Tried looking through their site a bit ago, but they had so many things popping up over and over again that I eventually just gave up.

And a lot of things they are 30% too high on to start with.

Agreed, another reason I eventually gave up.

But as was said before, not a bad resource for some real boutique items that you often can't find on line or in stores.  They also have one of the better cigar of the month clubs, with cigars you really haven't tried and that aren't in house "B" sticks.  Only better club is the one Mr. Mayor tapped into....can't remember the name off hand.

And by the way, I have no idea what you're referring to here.

The fell off the back of the truck cigar of the month club.  It's a family thing.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Sheesh, I even got a Black Friday sale email for a newspaper subscription

[LuvTooGolf]

Time to give work the cold shoulder. Hazzuh!