Dad, you gonna deep fry that turkey? I know I would! 
It won't fit into my toaster oven, so I'm going to have to smoke him on the bar-b-que grill... Now to buy some charcoal. I also heard that there is going to be a pumpkin shortage. So if you need any canned pumpkin, now's the time to buy.
Oddly enough, I did hear about the big pumpkin shortage on the news. So, she's already taken care of that.
Grill can be a little tricky. Now, if you said 'smoker'... now we're talkin!