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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #135 on: November 13, 2015, 12:56:12 PM »

Well, LTGBDG, looks like we got the battle of the back-ups this week.
Sure do. Though, we practically have a whole team of back-ups, so...
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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #136 on: November 13, 2015, 12:56:39 PM »

Dad, you gonna deep fry that turkey? I know I would!  ;D
It won't fit into my toaster oven, so I'm going to have to smoke him on the bar-b-que grill...  Now to buy some charcoal.  I also heard that there is going to be a pumpkin shortage.  So if you need any canned pumpkin, now's the time to buy.
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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #137 on: November 13, 2015, 12:57:09 PM »

Deadbeats..., my wife has 2 of them, brothers.

Her one brother retired at the age of 16.  Came home from school, sat down in front of the tv and didn't move for 5 years.  His father stopped buying him cigarettes and he realized if he wanted to smoke, he had to find money.  He did an occasional odd job but found stealing and hocking his fathers Snap On and Craftsman tools was easier.

Years later his girlfriend that he was sponging off of moved to Nevada.  He begged his mother for $4,000 to move to Arizona to get a job and live with his girlfriend.  Since living with his girlfriend worked so well, she gave him the money.  Three months later he called for more money.  It seems that his girlfriend didn't want him, so he just to a $4,000 vacation in Los Vegas. She sent him a bus ticket to get home.

Years later he found a job in Hawaii working on a fishing boat.  He begged my sister-in-law for $4,500 for a new start in Hawaii.  He got the job and later found out that the guy that owned the fishing boat only wanted to drink and not work.  So they drank up the remaining $4,500.  He called for more money or at least a ticket home, but my sister-in-law refused to take his calls.

Years later, he's now 60 years old.  My sister-in-law gets a call from the Maui Police. They wanted my sister-in-laws address and Soc. Sec. Number.  She wouldn't give them her Soc. Sec.#.  The police gave her a case # and said, "your brother checked into the Maui Hospital, and died within 24 hours."  She asked the police for a phone number to call them back, but they would not give her a number. Odd...  Was it a scam...?

She looked up the Hawaii police on the internet and called them.  Sure enough there was a case # and her brother was dead.  They did an autopsy, but he was fine other than being dead.  They sent his fluids to a lab, but it will take 2 to 3 weeks to find out the results.

So basically nobody liked him, and now we have a body in Hawaii that nobody knows what to do with...? 

Anyway, that's one thing that's going on at the moment....
Well, that didn't disappoint. Sorry to hear about it?
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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #138 on: November 13, 2015, 01:07:50 PM »

Well, LTGBDG, looks like we got the battle of the back-ups this week.
Sure do. Though, we practically have a whole team of back-ups, so...

Not exactly 'healthy' ourselves. -1QB, -1RB, -1LT, -1C...

Always a spirited rivalry game either way.  8)
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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #139 on: November 13, 2015, 01:09:51 PM »

Deadbeats..., my wife has 2 of them, brothers.

Her one brother retired at the age of 16.  Came home from school, sat down in front of the tv and didn't move for 5 years.  His father stopped buying him cigarettes and he realized if he wanted to smoke, he had to find money.  He did an occasional odd job but found stealing and hocking his fathers Snap On and Craftsman tools was easier.

Years later his girlfriend that he was sponging off of moved to Nevada.  He begged his mother for $4,000 to move to Arizona to get a job and live with his girlfriend.  Since living with his girlfriend worked so well, she gave him the money.  Three months later he called for more money.  It seems that his girlfriend didn't want him, so he just to a $4,000 vacation in Los Vegas. She sent him a bus ticket to get home.

Years later he found a job in Hawaii working on a fishing boat.  He begged my sister-in-law for $4,500 for a new start in Hawaii.  He got the job and later found out that the guy that owned the fishing boat only wanted to drink and not work.  So they drank up the remaining $4,500.  He called for more money or at least a ticket home, but my sister-in-law refused to take his calls.

Years later, he's now 60 years old.  My sister-in-law gets a call from the Maui Police. They wanted my sister-in-laws address and Soc. Sec. Number.  She wouldn't give them her Soc. Sec.#.  The police gave her a case # and said, "your brother checked into the Maui Hospital, and died within 24 hours."  She asked the police for a phone number to call them back, but they would not give her a number. Odd...  Was it a scam...?

She looked up the Hawaii police on the internet and called them.  Sure enough there was a case # and her brother was dead.  They did an autopsy, but he was fine other than being dead.  They sent his fluids to a lab, but it will take 2 to 3 weeks to find out the results.

So basically nobody liked him, and now we have a body in Hawaii that nobody knows what to do with...? 

Anyway, that's one thing that's going on at the moment....
Well, that didn't disappoint. Sorry to hear about it?
I'd like to say, "thanks for the thought."  But my wife would never have anything to do with him, and his mother was scared of him.  Now we're all wondering what did he died of...?  Was it drugs or some thing under handed...?
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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #140 on: November 13, 2015, 01:12:12 PM »

Dad, you gonna deep fry that turkey? I know I would!  ;D
It won't fit into my toaster oven, so I'm going to have to smoke him on the bar-b-que grill...  Now to buy some charcoal.  I also heard that there is going to be a pumpkin shortage.  So if you need any canned pumpkin, now's the time to buy.

Oddly enough, I did hear about the big pumpkin shortage on the news. So, she's already taken care of that.

Grill can be a little tricky. Now, if you said 'smoker'... now we're talkin!
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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #141 on: November 13, 2015, 01:15:05 PM »

Well, LTGBDG, looks like we got the battle of the back-ups this week.
Sure do. Though, we practically have a whole team of back-ups, so...

Not exactly 'healthy' ourselves. -1QB, -1RB, -1LT, -1C...

Always a spirited rivalry game either way.  8)
Most definitely, even if the advantage has been heavy to one side for a few years. Lol
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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #142 on: November 13, 2015, 01:21:15 PM »

Deadbeats..., my wife has 2 of them, brothers.

Her one brother retired at the age of 16.  Came home from school, sat down in front of the tv and didn't move for 5 years.  His father stopped buying him cigarettes and he realized if he wanted to smoke, he had to find money.  He did an occasional odd job but found stealing and hocking his fathers Snap On and Craftsman tools was easier.

Years later his girlfriend that he was sponging off of moved to Nevada.  He begged his mother for $4,000 to move to Arizona to get a job and live with his girlfriend.  Since living with his girlfriend worked so well, she gave him the money.  Three months later he called for more money.  It seems that his girlfriend didn't want him, so he just to a $4,000 vacation in Los Vegas. She sent him a bus ticket to get home.

Years later he found a job in Hawaii working on a fishing boat.  He begged my sister-in-law for $4,500 for a new start in Hawaii.  He got the job and later found out that the guy that owned the fishing boat only wanted to drink and not work.  So they drank up the remaining $4,500.  He called for more money or at least a ticket home, but my sister-in-law refused to take his calls.

Years later, he's now 60 years old.  My sister-in-law gets a call from the Maui Police. They wanted my sister-in-laws address and Soc. Sec. Number.  She wouldn't give them her Soc. Sec.#.  The police gave her a case # and said, "your brother checked into the Maui Hospital, and died within 24 hours."  She asked the police for a phone number to call them back, but they would not give her a number. Odd...  Was it a scam...?

She looked up the Hawaii police on the internet and called them.  Sure enough there was a case # and her brother was dead.  They did an autopsy, but he was fine other than being dead.  They sent his fluids to a lab, but it will take 2 to 3 weeks to find out the results.

So basically nobody liked him, and now we have a body in Hawaii that nobody knows what to do with...? 

Anyway, that's one thing that's going on at the moment....
Well, that didn't disappoint. Sorry to hear about it?
I'd like to say, "thanks for the thought."  But my wife would never have anything to do with him, and his mother was scared of him.  Now we're all wondering what did he died of...?  Was it drugs or some thing under handed...?

As Bret might say, Jeezus!

I recall you telling the story of how he came to be there in HI awhile back... Sorry to hear you having to go through such a situation.
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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #143 on: November 13, 2015, 01:28:44 PM »

Well, LTGBDG, looks like we got the battle of the back-ups this week.
Sure do. Though, we practically have a whole team of back-ups, so...

Not exactly 'healthy' ourselves. -1QB, -1RB, -1LT, -1C...

Always a spirited rivalry game either way.  8)
Most definitely, even if the advantage has been heavy to one side for a few years. Lol

Hey! Who you callin' heavy?!? haha.
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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #144 on: November 13, 2015, 01:36:21 PM »

Well, LTGBDG, looks like we got the battle of the back-ups this week.
Sure do. Though, we practically have a whole team of back-ups, so...

Not exactly 'healthy' ourselves. -1QB, -1RB, -1LT, -1C...

Always a spirited rivalry game either way.  8)
Most definitely, even if the advantage has been heavy to one side for a few years. Lol

Hey! Who you callin' heavy?!? haha.

http://www.scout.com/nfl/browns/story/1610961-browns-still-believe-in-rivalry-with-steelers
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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #145 on: November 13, 2015, 01:39:45 PM »

Deadbeats..., my wife has 2 of them, brothers.

Her one brother retired at the age of 16.  Came home from school, sat down in front of the tv and didn't move for 5 years.  His father stopped buying him cigarettes and he realized if he wanted to smoke, he had to find money.  He did an occasional odd job but found stealing and hocking his fathers Snap On and Craftsman tools was easier.

Years later his girlfriend that he was sponging off of moved to Nevada.  He begged his mother for $4,000 to move to Arizona to get a job and live with his girlfriend.  Since living with his girlfriend worked so well, she gave him the money.  Three months later he called for more money.  It seems that his girlfriend didn't want him, so he just to a $4,000 vacation in Los Vegas. She sent him a bus ticket to get home.

Years later he found a job in Hawaii working on a fishing boat.  He begged my sister-in-law for $4,500 for a new start in Hawaii.  He got the job and later found out that the guy that owned the fishing boat only wanted to drink and not work.  So they drank up the remaining $4,500.  He called for more money or at least a ticket home, but my sister-in-law refused to take his calls.

Years later, he's now 60 years old.  My sister-in-law gets a call from the Maui Police. They wanted my sister-in-laws address and Soc. Sec. Number.  She wouldn't give them her Soc. Sec.#.  The police gave her a case # and said, "your brother checked into the Maui Hospital, and died within 24 hours."  She asked the police for a phone number to call them back, but they would not give her a number. Odd...  Was it a scam...?

She looked up the Hawaii police on the internet and called them.  Sure enough there was a case # and her brother was dead.  They did an autopsy, but he was fine other than being dead.  They sent his fluids to a lab, but it will take 2 to 3 weeks to find out the results.

So basically nobody liked him, and now we have a body in Hawaii that nobody knows what to do with...? 

Anyway, that's one thing that's going on at the moment....
Well, that didn't disappoint. Sorry to hear about it?
I'd like to say, "thanks for the thought."  But my wife would never have anything to do with him, and his mother was scared of him.  Now we're all wondering what did he died of...?  Was it drugs or some thing under handed...?

As Bret might say, Jeezus!

I recall you telling the story of how he came to be there in HI awhile back... Sorry to hear you having to go through such a situation.
You have to get the Scottish accent right.  It's "Jayzus!"
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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #146 on: November 13, 2015, 01:44:36 PM »

Well, LTGBDG, looks like we got the battle of the back-ups this week.
Sure do. Though, we practically have a whole team of back-ups, so...

Not exactly 'healthy' ourselves. -1QB, -1RB, -1LT, -1C...

Always a spirited rivalry game either way.  8)
Most definitely, even if the advantage has been heavy to one side for a few years. Lol

Hey! Who you callin' heavy?!? haha.

http://www.scout.com/nfl/browns/story/1610961-browns-still-believe-in-rivalry-with-steelers
No question we still consider it a rivalry game. Though, that may be more one-sided, since we've had so little success in the last few years. Early on, it was all going our way, now it's swung back for a few years. Hopefully, we soon get back to it be one-sided in this direction. ;)
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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #147 on: November 13, 2015, 01:49:55 PM »

OMG... Listen to Ray Lewis’ New Rap Song, Prepare for Your Ears to Bleed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrZA_NcMX5A
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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #148 on: November 13, 2015, 01:50:33 PM »

OMG... Listen to Ray Lewis’ New Rap Song, Prepare for Your Ears to Bleed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrZA_NcMX5A
Does he reference beating a murder rap in his rap?
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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #149 on: November 13, 2015, 01:53:40 PM »

OMG... Listen to Ray Lewis’ New Rap Song, Prepare for Your Ears to Bleed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrZA_NcMX5A
Does he reference beating a murder rap in his rap?

I think he may just cover Snoop's "Murder was the case they gave me." lol
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