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[cigarbreath]

Old DAWG must have an erection lasting over 4 days!

I wish!
been extremely busy but doing okay.
good afternoon all. BrickHouse Maduro toro and coffee here. got a few hours to sit still and relax.

Afternoon Dean, glad you are doing ok!  Sit down and stay a while!

ha, fell asleep outside with a cigar burning. no harm done.

Damn Dean, that is dangerous but I did it myself a few weeks ago sitting outside enjoying a smoke and fell dead ass asleep in the recliner.

Three words - flame retardant upholstery.  Or flame retardant BVD's.

Better would be flame retardant hair!

Any hair would be great.  Just sayin'...

That is not a problem for me, I got plenty of hair it is just all gray!

Grey, green who cares as long as it's hair.

Comes in all colors around Austin - Pink, blue, green, purple, half and half and rainbow

No foo foo rainbow crap thank you very much.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Old DAWG must have an erection lasting over 4 days!

I wish!
been extremely busy but doing okay.
good afternoon all. BrickHouse Maduro toro and coffee here. got a few hours to sit still and relax.

Afternoon Dean, glad you are doing ok!  Sit down and stay a while!

ha, fell asleep outside with a cigar burning. no harm done.

Damn Dean, that is dangerous but I did it myself a few weeks ago sitting outside enjoying a smoke and fell dead ass asleep in the recliner.

Three words - flame retardant upholstery.  Or flame retardant BVD's.

Better would be flame retardant hair!

Any hair would be great.  Just sayin'...

That is not a problem for me, I got plenty of hair it is just all gray!

Grey, green who cares as long as it's hair.

Comes in all colors around Austin - Pink, blue, green, purple, half and half and rainbow

No foo foo rainbow crap thank you very much.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Finally on my way home.  Unfortunately it looks like my next train isn't for an hour.  Just missed it.  WTF?  FML!

[A Friend of Charlie]

Of course!  Just got the following:

Subject:NJ Transit Alerts
PVL train #1641 from Essex St. is delayed due to motor vehicle stuck on tracks. Update to follow.

So WTF does that mean to me?  Dunno, but that is my train line.

[Threebean]

Of course!  Just got the following:

Subject:NJ Transit Alerts
PVL train #1641 from Essex St. is delayed due to motor vehicle stuck on tracks. Update to follow.

So WTF does that mean to me?  Dunno, but that is my train line.

Don't over think it. Roughly translated, it means you're f'kd.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Of course!  Just got the following:

Subject:NJ Transit Alerts
PVL train #1641 from Essex St. is delayed due to motor vehicle stuck on tracks. Update to follow.

So WTF does that mean to me?  Dunno, but that is my train line.

Don't over think it. Roughly translated, it means you're f'kd.

Maybe not.  So far I'm on the train and two stops away.  Maybe that last message only affected trains going in the opposite direction.

[A Friend of Charlie]

By the way, NJ Herf scheduled for next week.  Details:
http://cigarbanter.com/forum/index.php/topic,536.0.html

[A Friend of Charlie]

Of course!  Just got the following:

Subject:NJ Transit Alerts
PVL train #1641 from Essex St. is delayed due to motor vehicle stuck on tracks. Update to follow.

So WTF does that mean to me?  Dunno, but that is my train line.

Don't over think it. Roughly translated, it means you're f'kd.

Maybe not.  So far I'm on the train and two stops away.  Maybe that last message only affected trains going in the opposite direction.

One more stop and they're not mentioning any issues.  Who knows, maybe that text was from earlier today and my provider sucks more than I already thought?

[A Friend of Charlie]

Of course!  Just got the following:

Subject:NJ Transit Alerts
PVL train #1641 from Essex St. is delayed due to motor vehicle stuck on tracks. Update to follow.

So WTF does that mean to me?  Dunno, but that is my train line.

For those of you playing along at home...  Received the follow up text just now:

Subject:NJ Transit Alerts
Update: PVL train #1641 from Essex St. is up to 55 min. late, due to earlier motor vehicle stuck on tracks

Don't understand it because Essex street is the next stop after mine but I just got to my car so I don't give a @&#$.

Later!

[South Carolina Redfish]

Of course!  Just got the following:

Subject:NJ Transit Alerts
PVL train #1641 from Essex St. is delayed due to motor vehicle stuck on tracks. Update to follow.

So WTF does that mean to me?  Dunno, but that is my train line.

For those of you playing along at home...  Received the follow up text just now:

Subject:NJ Transit Alerts
Update: PVL train #1641 from Essex St. is up to 55 min. late, due to earlier motor vehicle stuck on tracks

Don't understand it because Essex street is the next stop after mine but I just got to my car so I don't give a @&#$.

Later!

Glad you made it but you should be happy with all that fuk'n you got along the way.

[Threebean]

By the way, NJ Herf scheduled for next week.  Details:
http://cigarbanter.com/forum/index.php/topic,536.0.html

At this point I am scheduled to be in the area, PA on Wed and part of Thur then over to NJ.  Make me a reservation!  Don't seat me next to biebs.

[A Friend of Charlie]

By the way, NJ Herf scheduled for next week.  Details:
http://cigarbanter.com/forum/index.php/topic,536.0.html

At this point I am scheduled to be in the area, PA on Wed and part of Thur then over to NJ.  Make me a reservation!  Don't seat me next to biebs.

I doubt the southern NJ folk will venture up to northern NJ, but we'll see.  So far it's just Charlie and me.  This Jamie's place is kinda pricey but the food is real good and you can smoke right at your table.  I think Flip was the one to turn me on to it.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Time to find me some grub to eat.

[Threebean]

By the way, NJ Herf scheduled for next week.  Details:
http://cigarbanter.com/forum/index.php/topic,536.0.html

At this point I am scheduled to be in the area, PA on Wed and part of Thur then over to NJ.  Make me a reservation!  Don't seat me next to biebs.

I doubt the southern NJ folk will venture up to northern NJ, but we'll see.  So far it's just Charlie and me.  This Jamie's place is kinda pricey but the food is real good and you can smoke right at your table.  I think Flip was the one to turn me on to it.

I'll bring a coupon...

[cigarbreath]

Of course!  Just got the following:

Subject:NJ Transit Alerts
PVL train #1641 from Essex St. is delayed due to motor vehicle stuck on tracks. Update to follow.

So WTF does that mean to me?  Dunno, but that is my train line.

For those of you playing along at home...  Received the follow up text just now:

Subject:NJ Transit Alerts
Update: PVL train #1641 from Essex St. is up to 55 min. late, due to earlier motor vehicle stuck on tracks

Don't understand it because Essex street is the next stop after mine but I just got to my car so I don't give a @&#$.

Later!

Did he ever return, No he never returned. And his fate is still unlearn'd. He may ride forever 'neath the streets of NJ.  He's the man who never returned.