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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #120 on: October 05, 2015, 02:09:00 PM »

Morning all, I limped into work today. Gave strong consideration to staying home but here I am
We're so proud of you.  Congratufuckulations.
What's the matter, Cowboys lose again?
Damn straight, thanks to Clemson's CJ Spiller!
That was a good game, missing the 30yd fieldgoal was pretty epic
Tampa Bay missed an extra point!
San Diego's kicker missed the FG that sent our game to OT. But wait! Offsides on the defense! Re-kick is of course right down Main St, motherfuckers.
BLAM!  Commie Californians!!!!!!
It's ok, I dumped out a whole gallon of water afterwards, just because I could. Take that!
Ditto, I left my faucets running all day today, because I could - LALTS
I pee'd off the back porch this morning to conserve water.
I go outside with the dog in the evening, and we both pee in the backyard.  Bonding.
Is that really a thing?  That's the 2nd or 3rd time I heard something like that in the last few weeks.  I can't tell if it's a joke or people really do enjoy peeing in their yards.
"Don't matter how big and nice your house is If  a Man Can't Pee In His Own Back Yard Then He Ain't Got Nothing"   - Phil Roberson   

No we are not kidding you!
I honestly have never done it in my 18 years of home ownership.  I somehow don't feel like I've been missing out.
How big is your back yard?  You afraid to fall into the tar pit or what?
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #121 on: October 05, 2015, 02:11:04 PM »

Had this little guy show up at work today. Score.

http://roaminghunger.com/donut-lab/
Did you just sit at the end of the conveyor belt with mouth open?
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #122 on: October 05, 2015, 02:11:18 PM »

Now here's a great travel lighter!  No surprise it's "currently unavailable".  http://tinyurl.com/nvpkeyn
For sure that would go over VERY well.
I had to shoot him, he was brandishing a hand grenade.
It was only a lighter/ashtray - what fooking idiot buys one that looks like a hand grenade?  ???  :o
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #123 on: October 05, 2015, 02:13:11 PM »

Had this little guy show up at work today. Score.

http://roaminghunger.com/donut-lab/
Did you just sit at the end of the conveyor belt with mouth open?
i think he knew they had to cool a bit first, plus he probably wanted frosting & filling.
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #124 on: October 05, 2015, 02:14:01 PM »

Biz site doing free shipping all month long.
Reddit10 still working, too.  Have had a box of Rm 101 SA robs in my cart there for awhile.  Hmmmm...
Suggest you ring that cart up.  Supply starting to dry up.
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #125 on: October 05, 2015, 02:17:12 PM »

Morning all, I limped into work today. Gave strong consideration to staying home but here I am
We're so proud of you.  Congratufuckulations.
What's the matter, Cowboys lose again?
Damn straight, thanks to Clemson's CJ Spiller!
That was a good game, missing the 30yd fieldgoal was pretty epic
Tampa Bay missed an extra point!
San Diego's kicker missed the FG that sent our game to OT. But wait! Offsides on the defense! Re-kick is of course right down Main St, motherfuckers.
BLAM!  Commie Californians!!!!!!
It's ok, I dumped out a whole gallon of water afterwards, just because I could. Take that!
Ditto, I left my faucets running all day today, because I could - LALTS
I pee'd off the back porch this morning to conserve water.
I go outside with the dog in the evening, and we both pee in the backyard.  Bonding.
Is that really a thing?  That's the 2nd or 3rd time I heard something like that in the last few weeks.  I can't tell if it's a joke or people really do enjoy peeing in their yards.
"Don't matter how big and nice your house is If  a Man Can't Pee In His Own Back Yard Then He Ain't Got Nothing"   - Phil Roberson   

No we are not kidding you!
I honestly have never done it in my 18 years of home ownership.  I somehow don't feel like I've been missing out.
How big is your back yard?  You afraid to fall into the tar pit or what?
LMAO
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #126 on: October 05, 2015, 02:21:19 PM »

Today's Sports firings...

Dolphins fire coach Philbin after 1-3 start
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/13814560/miami-dolphins-fire-joe-philbin

Nats dismiss manager Williams, coaching staff
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/13814518/washington-nationals-fire-manager-matt-williams
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #127 on: October 05, 2015, 02:21:21 PM »

Had this little guy show up at work today. Score.

http://roaminghunger.com/donut-lab/
Did you just sit at the end of the conveyor belt with mouth open?
Does sound like an excellent idea. Someone on my team didn't want theirs, so I went back for seconds. Om nom nom.
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #128 on: October 05, 2015, 02:25:41 PM »

Alright, that's all she wrote for me. See youse guys on hump day. Hazzuh!
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #129 on: October 05, 2015, 02:25:53 PM »

Had this little guy show up at work today. Score.

http://roaminghunger.com/donut-lab/
Did you just sit at the end of the conveyor belt with mouth open?
Does sound like an excellent idea. Someone on my team didn't want theirs, so I went back for seconds. Om nom nom.

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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #130 on: October 05, 2015, 02:26:38 PM »

Alright, that's all she wrote for me. See youse guys on hump day. Hazzuh!

Haz a good one, Golf!
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #131 on: October 05, 2015, 02:29:17 PM »

Alright, that's all she wrote for me. See youse guys on hump day. Hazzuh!

Haz a good one, Golf!

Or the palindrome version...

Hazzah good one, Golf
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #132 on: October 05, 2015, 02:49:57 PM »

Today's Sports firings...

Dolphins fire coach Philbin after 1-3 start
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/13814560/miami-dolphins-fire-joe-philbin

Nats dismiss manager Williams, coaching staff
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/13814518/washington-nationals-fire-manager-matt-williams
...and they just go and hire some retread that was fired a couple of years ago from some other team.
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #133 on: October 05, 2015, 02:50:46 PM »

Have a good one Golf.
Fishy sneak out yet?
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #134 on: October 05, 2015, 02:53:18 PM »

From the looks of this banter, it seems Fishy ain't the only one operating on autopilot.
Maybe he fell asleep on a toilet somewhere.....
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