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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #90 on: October 05, 2015, 09:47:01 AM »

Morning all, I limped into work today. Gave strong consideration to staying home but here I am
We're so proud of you.  Congratufuckulations.
What's the matter, Cowboys lose again?
Damn straight, thanks to Clemson's CJ Spiller!
That was a good game, missing the 30yd fieldgoal was pretty epic
Tampa Bay missed an extra point!
San Diego's kicker missed the FG that sent our game to OT. But wait! Offsides on the defense! Re-kick is of course right down Main St, motherfuckers.
BLAM!  Commie Californians!!!!!!
It's ok, I dumped out a whole gallon of water afterwards, just because I could. Take that!
Ditto, I left my faucets running all day today, because I could - LALTS
I pee'd off the back porch this morning to conserve water.
I go outside with the dog in the evening, and we both pee in the backyard.  Bonding.
Is that really a thing?  That's the 2nd or 3rd time I heard something like that in the last few weeks.  I can't tell if it's a joke or people really do enjoy peeing in their yards.
"Don't matter how big and nice your house is If  a Man Can't Pee In His Own Back Yard Then He Ain't Got Nothing"   - Phil Roberson   

No we are not kidding you!
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #91 on: October 05, 2015, 09:53:25 AM »

Morning all, I limped into work today. Gave strong consideration to staying home but here I am
We're so proud of you.  Congratufuckulations.
What's the matter, Cowboys lose again?
Damn straight, thanks to Clemson's CJ Spiller!
That was a good game, missing the 30yd fieldgoal was pretty epic
Tampa Bay missed an extra point!
San Diego's kicker missed the FG that sent our game to OT. But wait! Offsides on the defense! Re-kick is of course right down Main St, motherfuckers.
BLAM!  Commie Californians!!!!!!
It's ok, I dumped out a whole gallon of water afterwards, just because I could. Take that!
Ditto, I left my faucets running all day today, because I could - LALTS
I pee'd off the back porch this morning to conserve water.
I go outside with the dog in the evening, and we both pee in the backyard.  Bonding.
Is that really a thing?  That's the 2nd or 3rd time I heard something like that in the last few weeks.  I can't tell if it's a joke or people really do enjoy peeing in their yards.
You should try it.  Liberating, in a primordial sort of way.  But don't get carried away, schitting in your own backyard went out with walking on all fours.
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #92 on: October 05, 2015, 09:58:33 AM »

Morning all, I limped into work today. Gave strong consideration to staying home but here I am
We're so proud of you.  Congratufuckulations.
What's the matter, Cowboys lose again?
Damn straight, thanks to Clemson's CJ Spiller!
That was a good game, missing the 30yd fieldgoal was pretty epic
Tampa Bay missed an extra point!
San Diego's kicker missed the FG that sent our game to OT. But wait! Offsides on the defense! Re-kick is of course right down Main St, motherfuckers.
BLAM!  Commie Californians!!!!!!
It's ok, I dumped out a whole gallon of water afterwards, just because I could. Take that!
Ditto, I left my faucets running all day today, because I could - LALTS
I pee'd off the back porch this morning to conserve water.
I go outside with the dog in the evening, and we both pee in the backyard.  #bonding.
Fixed it for ya Mark   ;)
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #93 on: October 05, 2015, 10:03:35 AM »

Morning all, I limped into work today. Gave strong consideration to staying home but here I am
We're so proud of you.  Congratufuckulations.
What's the matter, Cowboys lose again?
Damn straight, thanks to Clemson's CJ Spiller!
That was a good game, missing the 30yd fieldgoal was pretty epic
Tampa Bay missed an extra point!
San Diego's kicker missed the FG that sent our game to OT. But wait! Offsides on the defense! Re-kick is of course right down Main St, motherfuckers.
BLAM!  Commie Californians!!!!!!
It's ok, I dumped out a whole gallon of water afterwards, just because I could. Take that!
Ditto, I left my faucets running all day today, because I could - LALTS
I pee'd off the back porch this morning to conserve water.
I go outside with the dog in the evening, and we both pee in the backyard.  Bonding.
Is that really a thing?  That's the 2nd or 3rd time I heard something like that in the last few weeks.  I can't tell if it's a joke or people really do enjoy peeing in their yards.
"Don't matter how big and nice your house is If  a Man Can't Pee In His Own Back Yard Then He Ain't Got Nothing"   - Phil Roberson   

No we are not kidding you!
I honestly have never done it in my 18 years of home ownership.  I somehow don't feel like I've been missing out.
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #94 on: October 05, 2015, 10:15:25 AM »

Morning all, I limped into work today. Gave strong consideration to staying home but here I am
We're so proud of you.  Congratufuckulations.
What's the matter, Cowboys lose again?
Damn straight, thanks to Clemson's CJ Spiller!
That was a good game, missing the 30yd fieldgoal was pretty epic
Tampa Bay missed an extra point!
San Diego's kicker missed the FG that sent our game to OT. But wait! Offsides on the defense! Re-kick is of course right down Main St, motherfuckers.
BLAM!  Commie Californians!!!!!!
It's ok, I dumped out a whole gallon of water afterwards, just because I could. Take that!
Ditto, I left my faucets running all day today, because I could - LALTS
I pee'd off the back porch this morning to conserve water.
I go outside with the dog in the evening, and we both pee in the backyard.  Bonding.
Is that really a thing?  That's the 2nd or 3rd time I heard something like that in the last few weeks.  I can't tell if it's a joke or people really do enjoy peeing in their yards.
"Don't matter how big and nice your house is If  a Man Can't Pee In His Own Back Yard Then He Ain't Got Nothing"   - Phil Roberson   

No we are not kidding you!
I honestly have never done it in my 18 years of home ownership.  I somehow don't feel like I've been missing out.

You telling me you never pissed outside? Not even in the CIFest parking lot... C'mon, now

G'Morning, All
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #95 on: October 05, 2015, 10:18:55 AM »



Morning all, I limped into work today. Gave strong consideration to staying home but here I am
We're so proud of you.  Congratufuckulations.
What's the matter, Cowboys lose again?
Damn straight, thanks to Clemson's CJ Spiller!
That was a good game, missing the 30yd fieldgoal was pretty epic
Tampa Bay missed an extra point!
San Diego's kicker missed the FG that sent our game to OT. But wait! Offsides on the defense! Re-kick is of course right down Main St, motherfuckers.
BLAM!  Commie Californians!!!!!!
It's ok, I dumped out a whole gallon of water afterwards, just because I could. Take that!
Ditto, I left my faucets running all day today, because I could - LALTS
I pee'd off the back porch this morning to conserve water.
I go outside with the dog in the evening, and we both pee in the backyard.  Bonding.
Is that really a thing?  That's the 2nd or 3rd time I heard something like that in the last few weeks.  I can't tell if it's a joke or people really do enjoy peeing in their yards.
"Don't matter how big and nice your house is If  a Man Can't Pee In His Own Back Yard Then He Ain't Got Nothing"   - Phil Roberson   

No we are not kidding you!
I honestly have never done it in my 18 years of home ownership.  I somehow don't feel like I've been missing out.

You telling me you never pissed outside? Not even in the CIFest parking lot... C'mon, now

G'Morning, All

I've pissed outside plenty, including CF parking lot.  But I've never pissed in my backyard.
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #96 on: October 05, 2015, 10:25:38 AM »



Morning all, I limped into work today. Gave strong consideration to staying home but here I am
We're so proud of you.  Congratufuckulations.
What's the matter, Cowboys lose again?
Damn straight, thanks to Clemson's CJ Spiller!
That was a good game, missing the 30yd fieldgoal was pretty epic
Tampa Bay missed an extra point!
San Diego's kicker missed the FG that sent our game to OT. But wait! Offsides on the defense! Re-kick is of course right down Main St, motherfuckers.
BLAM!  Commie Californians!!!!!!
It's ok, I dumped out a whole gallon of water afterwards, just because I could. Take that!
Ditto, I left my faucets running all day today, because I could - LALTS
I pee'd off the back porch this morning to conserve water.
I go outside with the dog in the evening, and we both pee in the backyard.  Bonding.
Is that really a thing?  That's the 2nd or 3rd time I heard something like that in the last few weeks.  I can't tell if it's a joke or people really do enjoy peeing in their yards.
"Don't matter how big and nice your house is If  a Man Can't Pee In His Own Back Yard Then He Ain't Got Nothing"   - Phil Roberson   

No we are not kidding you!
I honestly have never done it in my 18 years of home ownership.  I somehow don't feel like I've been missing out.
You telling me you never pissed outside? Not even in the CIFest parking lot... C'mon, now
G'Morning, All
I've pissed outside plenty, including CF parking lot.  But I've never pissed in my backyard.
The apron is in the way.
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #97 on: October 05, 2015, 10:26:25 AM »

Morning, muchachos. Really wish I  was still in bed. Gonna be a hellacious day.

I ogled the cheerleader. Seemed the least I could do to advance the chosen career of the daughter of a friend of a friend. If nobody ogles her, she won't make the team next season. Everybody do their part.
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #98 on: October 05, 2015, 10:29:55 AM »

Had this little guy show up at work today. Score.

http://roaminghunger.com/donut-lab/
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #99 on: October 05, 2015, 10:30:58 AM »



Morning all, I limped into work today. Gave strong consideration to staying home but here I am
We're so proud of you.  Congratufuckulations.
What's the matter, Cowboys lose again?
Damn straight, thanks to Clemson's CJ Spiller!
That was a good game, missing the 30yd fieldgoal was pretty epic
Tampa Bay missed an extra point!
San Diego's kicker missed the FG that sent our game to OT. But wait! Offsides on the defense! Re-kick is of course right down Main St, motherfuckers.
BLAM!  Commie Californians!!!!!!
It's ok, I dumped out a whole gallon of water afterwards, just because I could. Take that!
Ditto, I left my faucets running all day today, because I could - LALTS
I pee'd off the back porch this morning to conserve water.
I go outside with the dog in the evening, and we both pee in the backyard.  Bonding.
Is that really a thing?  That's the 2nd or 3rd time I heard something like that in the last few weeks.  I can't tell if it's a joke or people really do enjoy peeing in their yards.
"Don't matter how big and nice your house is If  a Man Can't Pee In His Own Back Yard Then He Ain't Got Nothing"   - Phil Roberson   

No we are not kidding you!
I honestly have never done it in my 18 years of home ownership.  I somehow don't feel like I've been missing out.
You telling me you never pissed outside? Not even in the CIFest parking lot... C'mon, now
G'Morning, All
I've pissed outside plenty, including CF parking lot.  But I've never pissed in my backyard.
The apron is in the way.
Does it say, "My friend pisses in his Texas backyard, and all I got was this lousy apron"?
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #100 on: October 05, 2015, 10:32:00 AM »

Biz site doing free shipping all month long.
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #101 on: October 05, 2015, 10:37:43 AM »

Here I am, hogging all the banter.
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #102 on: October 05, 2015, 11:11:28 AM »

Should I be talking about backyard pissin'?
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #103 on: October 05, 2015, 11:28:34 AM »

Biz site doing free shipping all month long.
Reddit10 still working, too.  Have had a box of Rm 101 SA robs in my cart there for awhile.  Hmmmm...
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #104 on: October 05, 2015, 11:29:32 AM »



Morning all, I limped into work today. Gave strong consideration to staying home but here I am
We're so proud of you.  Congratufuckulations.
What's the matter, Cowboys lose again?
Damn straight, thanks to Clemson's CJ Spiller!
That was a good game, missing the 30yd fieldgoal was pretty epic
Tampa Bay missed an extra point!
San Diego's kicker missed the FG that sent our game to OT. But wait! Offsides on the defense! Re-kick is of course right down Main St, motherfuckers.
BLAM!  Commie Californians!!!!!!
It's ok, I dumped out a whole gallon of water afterwards, just because I could. Take that!
Ditto, I left my faucets running all day today, because I could - LALTS
I pee'd off the back porch this morning to conserve water.
I go outside with the dog in the evening, and we both pee in the backyard.  Bonding.
Is that really a thing?  That's the 2nd or 3rd time I heard something like that in the last few weeks.  I can't tell if it's a joke or people really do enjoy peeing in their yards.
"Don't matter how big and nice your house is If  a Man Can't Pee In His Own Back Yard Then He Ain't Got Nothing"   - Phil Roberson   

No we are not kidding you!
I honestly have never done it in my 18 years of home ownership.  I somehow don't feel like I've been missing out.
You telling me you never pissed outside? Not even in the CIFest parking lot... C'mon, now
G'Morning, All
I've pissed outside plenty, including CF parking lot.  But I've never pissed in my backyard.
The apron is in the way.
Sad but true.
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