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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #105 on: October 05, 2015, 11:30:47 AM »

Morning, muchachos. Really wish I  was still in bed. Gonna be a hellacious day.

I ogled the cheerleader. Seemed the least I could do to advance the chosen career of the daughter of a friend of a friend. If nobody ogles her, she won't make the team next season. Everybody do their part.
I was workaferenced but I'll oogle and Google later on.  You made me see the error of my ways.
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #106 on: October 05, 2015, 11:39:42 AM »



Morning all, I limped into work today. Gave strong consideration to staying home but here I am
We're so proud of you.  Congratufuckulations.
What's the matter, Cowboys lose again?
Damn straight, thanks to Clemson's CJ Spiller!
That was a good game, missing the 30yd fieldgoal was pretty epic
Tampa Bay missed an extra point!
San Diego's kicker missed the FG that sent our game to OT. But wait! Offsides on the defense! Re-kick is of course right down Main St, motherfuckers.
BLAM!  Commie Californians!!!!!!
It's ok, I dumped out a whole gallon of water afterwards, just because I could. Take that!
Ditto, I left my faucets running all day today, because I could - LALTS
I pee'd off the back porch this morning to conserve water.
I go outside with the dog in the evening, and we both pee in the backyard.  Bonding.
Is that really a thing?  That's the 2nd or 3rd time I heard something like that in the last few weeks.  I can't tell if it's a joke or people really do enjoy peeing in their yards.
"Don't matter how big and nice your house is If  a Man Can't Pee In His Own Back Yard Then He Ain't Got Nothing"   - Phil Roberson   

No we are not kidding you!
I honestly have never done it in my 18 years of home ownership.  I somehow don't feel like I've been missing out.

You telling me you never pissed outside? Not even in the CIFest parking lot... C'mon, now

G'Morning, All

I've pissed outside plenty, including CF parking lot.  But I've never pissed in my backyard.

Try starting with anything the warden likes... You'll feel better in more ways than one.
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #107 on: October 05, 2015, 11:42:46 AM »

Biz site doing free shipping all month long.
Reddit10 still working, too.  Have had a box of Rm 101 SA robs in my cart there for awhile.  Hmmmm...

Used the free ship and the cpn code on a 10-pack of Rothchildes myself... $35.95
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #108 on: October 05, 2015, 12:02:03 PM »

So, The Pirates and Cubs have a 1 game, winner take all, wild card "play-in" game. Strange thing is the Pirates have the 2nd best record in baseball, and the Cubs the 3rd. Just doesn't seem right...
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #109 on: October 05, 2015, 12:02:44 PM »

Biz site doing free shipping all month long.
Reddit10 still working, too.  Have had a box of Rm 101 SA robs in my cart there for awhile.  Hmmmm...

Used the free ship and the cpn code on a 10-pack of Rothchildes myself... $35.95
Well done.  You enabling little &@!$@#
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #110 on: October 05, 2015, 12:06:07 PM »

Morning, muchachos. Really wish I  was still in bed. Gonna be a hellacious day.

I ogled the cheerleader. Seemed the least I could do to advance the chosen career of the daughter of a friend of a friend. If nobody ogles her, she won't make the team next season. Everybody do their part.
I was workaferenced but I'll oogle and Google later on.  You made me see the error of my ways.
That's me. A selfless sumbitch.
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #111 on: October 05, 2015, 12:31:23 PM »

Lunch time...
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #112 on: October 05, 2015, 12:35:58 PM »

Now here's a great travel lighter!  No surprise it's "currently unavailable".  http://tinyurl.com/nvpkeyn
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #113 on: October 05, 2015, 12:36:29 PM »

Morning all, I limped into work today. Gave strong consideration to staying home but here I am
We're so proud of you.  Congratufuckulations.
What's the matter, Cowboys lose again?
Damn straight, thanks to Clemson's CJ Spiller!
That was a good game, missing the 30yd fieldgoal was pretty epic
Tampa Bay missed an extra point!
San Diego's kicker missed the FG that sent our game to OT. But wait! Offsides on the defense! Re-kick is of course right down Main St, motherfuckers.
BLAM!  Commie Californians!!!!!!
It's ok, I dumped out a whole gallon of water afterwards, just because I could. Take that!
Ditto, I left my faucets running all day today, because I could - LALTS
I pee'd off the back porch this morning to conserve water.
I go outside with the dog in the evening, and we both pee in the backyard.  Bonding.
Is that really a thing?  That's the 2nd or 3rd time I heard something like that in the last few weeks.  I can't tell if it's a joke or people really do enjoy peeing in their yards.
"Don't matter how big and nice your house is If  a Man Can't Pee In His Own Back Yard Then He Ain't Got Nothing"   - Phil Roberson   

No we are not kidding you!
I honestly have never done it in my 18 years of home ownership.  I somehow don't feel like I've been missing out.
I suspect it, is because the neighbors are so much closer.  Plus I 8) live on a corner lot, with no fences.
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #114 on: October 05, 2015, 12:42:08 PM »

Markets are happy today, DOW  +225
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #115 on: October 05, 2015, 12:47:21 PM »

Another waste of 2.5 hours of my life behind me.  SHEEEESHHHH
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #116 on: October 05, 2015, 12:57:00 PM »

Now here's a great travel lighter!  No surprise it's "currently unavailable".  http://tinyurl.com/nvpkeyn
Even doubles as an ashtray. Nice.
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #117 on: October 05, 2015, 12:59:51 PM »

Another waste of 2.5 hours of my life behind me.  SHEEEESHHHH
Half hour away from having 2 wasted hours behind me. I'm being "trained" in Public Health Infrastructure Training, aka, disaster preparedness.
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #118 on: October 05, 2015, 01:43:16 PM »

Well that's two hours of my life I'll never get back. Sheesh.
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #119 on: October 05, 2015, 02:07:27 PM »

Now here's a great travel lighter!  No surprise it's "currently unavailable".  http://tinyurl.com/nvpkeyn
For sure that would go over VERY well.
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