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[Travellin Dave]

I found a bottle of this yesterday, not yet unboxed so I grabbed one. Got to the register and found it was $21, bought it anyway and walked out shaking my head at myself. I hope it's good!

http://uncrate.com/stuff/brooklyn-intensified-coffee-porter/

Almost 12% ABV.....

[Travellin Dave]

Well, I almost took a nice big shit in my pants.  As my wife was leaving for works, she has to show me her rear view back up camera.  She starts the car and is turning the wheels so I can see the back up lines on the video display on the dashboard move side to side to show your direction while backing up.  Then she leaves for work, and starts backing up at a fair pace.  She had left her wheels turned in her demonstration, and she cuts out through the neighbors yard.  I can see her head down and looking at her video display on her dash as she's backing up.  Apparently she's watching the video, but not paying attention to what the hell she's looking at.  She goes about 25 foot, and is heading straight for a telephone pole.  I'm running down the drive way yelling, "stop, stop, (under breath) you stupid bitch..!" When she finally slams on the breaks on, stopping about 3 foot from the telephone pole.  I'm yelling, "what the hell are you doing..?"  She says, "It's never done that before.  It's always gone straight...!"  NOT when you leave the fucking wheels turned when you were demonstrating the back up camera.....!  Stop looking at the video camera and start looking over your shoulder like you used to, until you can get used to using the damn thing...  God, I'm taking some sleeping pills and going to bed. Nite all...!

Not sure what to say here Dad, I am just glad she didn't wreck the new car.

I have the new Accord also, takes a few days to get used to the camera but I'm a dude...women aren't typically great at reverse to begin with and the addition of a camera is a scary thought

That is a scary thought.  We do like the Accord thou...!  I'd sort of like to get away for the weekend, but neither one of us know where to go...?

Attention, everyone, Dad is asking us where he should go.

Please keep in mind that is has to be a place that has cigars, whiskey, and allot of beautiful rich women that love old fat men..!

Forget it. You don't have enough money to go there.

+1

[razgueado]

It's time for me to cook breakfast for my sweetheart...., bbl.  xxx000xx

He shouldn't post that here. His wife might find out.

[sfish]

I found a bottle of this yesterday, not yet unboxed so I grabbed one. Got to the register and found it was $21, bought it anyway and walked out shaking my head at myself. I hope it's good!

http://uncrate.com/stuff/brooklyn-intensified-coffee-porter/

Almost 12% ABV.....

Yeah, after you drink it you'll feel like you were hit in the head with the bottle

[CigarGuy87]

I found a bottle of this yesterday, not yet unboxed so I grabbed one. Got to the register and found it was $21, bought it anyway and walked out shaking my head at myself. I hope it's good!

http://uncrate.com/stuff/brooklyn-intensified-coffee-porter/

Almost 12% ABV.....

Yeah, after you drink it you'll feel like you were hit in the head with the bottle

Always hate when that happens.  I'm having Marker(Jamie) and another BotL over for drinks and cigars for the game tonight, I will report cigar and beer consumption tomorrow. 

[FloridaDean]

after 3 months and 4 trips to DMV, I finally have a plate on my vehicle. banks address was wrong on a lien release and DMV was nice enough to call NY to verify the address. saved me another phone call, another month, and another trip.

good afternoon guys. AF Special Selection toro and coffee going here.

[CigarGuy87]

after 3 months and 4 trips to DMV, I finally have a plate on my vehicle. banks address was wrong on a lien release and DMV was nice enough to call NY to verify the address. saved me another phone call, another month, and another trip.

good afternoon guys. AF Special Selection toro and coffee going here.

Good mornin Dean!

[Bad Dad]

I found a bottle of this yesterday, not yet unboxed so I grabbed one. Got to the register and found it was $21, bought it anyway and walked out shaking my head at myself. I hope it's good!

http://uncrate.com/stuff/brooklyn-intensified-coffee-porter/

Almost 12% ABV.....

Yeah, after you drink it you'll feel like you were hit in the head with the bottle

I bet that would go good with an Acid..!  But of course, I'm sure you were all already thinking that...

[Bad Dad]

after 3 months and 4 trips to DMV, I finally have a plate on my vehicle. banks address was wrong on a lien release and DMV was nice enough to call NY to verify the address. saved me another phone call, another month, and another trip.

good afternoon guys. AF Special Selection toro and coffee going here.

Helloooooo, Dean..!

[FloridaDean]

Travellin Dave must have either found him a Southern California Granny last night or be in jail one or the other.

If I were to hop on that train again, it sure as hell wouldn't be with some granny!

Wait until you watch some granny porn and realize, "I fit into that age category too...!!!"  Yes, I'd like some granny porn. Blue short curly hair, long sagging tits, and oh yes, make sure she's one of those gals that sunbathed all of her life and looks like one of those Texas rattlesnake saddle bags...!  Mmmmmm, mmmmhhh..!  And don't forget that long sagging pussy...!

the last 'granny' I was with had this big buzzard tattoo on her ass. when I mentioned how odd it was she said that 50 years ago it was a little butterfly tattoo.

[LuvTooGolf]

Travellin Dave must have either found him a Southern California Granny last night or be in jail one or the other.

If I were to hop on that train again, it sure as hell wouldn't be with some granny!

Wait until you watch some granny porn and realize, "I fit into that age category too...!!!"  Yes, I'd like some granny porn. Blue short curly hair, long sagging tits, and oh yes, make sure she's one of those gals that sunbathed all of her life and looks like one of those Texas rattlesnake saddle bags...!  Mmmmmm, mmmmhhh..!  And don't forget that long sagging pussy...!

You sure know how to paint a fucking picture.

[Bad Dad]

My grandkids wanted me to take them out for a walk.  So, off we go.  As we're walking I say, "see if  you can guess this song..?"  I start humming the theme to the 3 Stooges...  They both shout, "3 Stooges...!"  Yes...  Now my 6 year old grand-daughter starts humming.  Mmmm, I just can't figure it out.  The 3 year old shouts, "How much is that doggy in the window..!"  Right...!  Now the 3 year old starts humming....   Aaaaa, what is that he's humming...?  I'm sure I heard it before, but that the hell is it...?  My grand-daughter shouts, "I don't want a pickle, I just want to ride on my motersickle, by Arlo Guthrie."  The 3 year old shouts, "Yes.."  What....what...., are these kids fricking kidding me...?  Arlo Guthrie...?  I'm thinking Thomas the train, and they gave me Arlo Guthrie...!

[Bad Dad]

Travellin Dave must have either found him a Southern California Granny last night or be in jail one or the other.

If I were to hop on that train again, it sure as hell wouldn't be with some granny!

Wait until you watch some granny porn and realize, "I fit into that age category too...!!!"  Yes, I'd like some granny porn. Blue short curly hair, long sagging tits, and oh yes, make sure she's one of those gals that sunbathed all of her life and looks like one of those Texas rattlesnake saddle bags...!  Mmmmmm, mmmmhhh..!  And don't forget that long sagging pussy...!

the last 'granny' I was with had this big buzzard tattoo on her ass. when I mentioned how odd it was she said that 50 years ago it was a little butterfly tattoo.

I like that one..

[Bad Dad]

Travellin Dave must have either found him a Southern California Granny last night or be in jail one or the other.

If I were to hop on that train again, it sure as hell wouldn't be with some granny!

Wait until you watch some granny porn and realize, "I fit into that age category too...!!!"  Yes, I'd like some granny porn. Blue short curly hair, long sagging tits, and oh yes, make sure she's one of those gals that sunbathed all of her life and looks like one of those Texas rattlesnake saddle bags...!  Mmmmmm, mmmmhhh..!  And don't forget that long sagging pussy...!

You sure know how to paint a fucking picture.

When you hit your 60's, you start to notice those things.  I just worried about what I'm going to see in my 70's...  Maybe that's why god gives you poor vision and hearing when you get older...?  What is that thing...?  Are you sure it's a pussy....?  God damn, it just swallowed my balls...

[FloridaDean]

Travellin Dave must have either found him a Southern California Granny last night or be in jail one or the other.

If I were to hop on that train again, it sure as hell wouldn't be with some granny!

Wait until you watch some granny porn and realize, "I fit into that age category too...!!!"  Yes, I'd like some granny porn. Blue short curly hair, long sagging tits, and oh yes, make sure she's one of those gals that sunbathed all of her life and looks like one of those Texas rattlesnake saddle bags...!  Mmmmmm, mmmmhhh..!  And don't forget that long sagging pussy...!

the last 'granny' I was with had this big buzzard tattoo on her ass. when I mentioned how odd it was she said that 50 years ago it was a little butterfly tattoo.

I like that one..

not if you had seen it.