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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #75 on: September 19, 2015, 09:28:41 AM »

good morning guys. EPC 2nd and coffee here. I have new neighbors. they like to yell at each other early in the morning. we are going to get along just fine.
Morning Dean, better you than me with the neighbors!
of course you know I don't mind my own business and hate domestic violence so you know what's going to happen eventually.
You going to get evicted?
or get arrested.
Sounds like the smart thing to do.
I did help get the level 2 sex offender in the park evicted. he was registered in Texas using that as his primary residence and didn't register here. we had 'words' when the owner of the park, security, the sheriff, and I confronted him.
Then you got evicted and as I remember you said you learned your lesson and were going to mind your own business or something to that effect.  Next time the cease and desist order may be delivered by a bullet.
I love your positive and friendly attitude.
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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #76 on: September 19, 2015, 09:31:17 AM »

My wife came in the other night and was upset that her back up camera on her new car wasn't working.  I looked out the living room window and our street lights were off, and it was one of the darkest nights I've ever seen.  I said, "let me know how it works in the morning when the sun is up..."  The next morning she was happy because it started working again.  I said, "it's not broke, it just doesn't work in total darkness.."
or have the garage install spot lights for back up lights.
It should work with the backup lights already on it.
Not really, backup lights are pretty much like brake lights.  Meant to be seen by others, not for illumination.
On my car, it illuminates it fine.  Good morning, men.
Morning Mayor T, another full day of kiddy duties for you?
Yup.  Been out since 7:30.  Boys just finished a soccer game.  We don't keep score at this early age but Max might have mentioned that they won 11-1.  ;)
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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #77 on: September 19, 2015, 09:46:09 AM »

My wife came in the other night and was upset that her back up camera on her new car wasn't working.  I looked out the living room window and our street lights were off, and it was one of the darkest nights I've ever seen.  I said, "let me know how it works in the morning when the sun is up..."  The next morning she was happy because it started working again.  I said, "it's not broke, it just doesn't work in total darkness.."
or have the garage install spot lights for back up lights.
It should work with the backup lights already on it.
Not really, backup lights are pretty much like brake lights.  Meant to be seen by others, not for illumination.
On my car, it illuminates it fine.  Good morning, men.
Morning Mayor T, another full day of kiddy duties for you?
Yup.  Been out since 7:30.  Boys just finished a soccer game.  We don't keep score at this early age but Max might have mentioned that they won 11-1.  ;)
LOL, some adults actually believe this kids are not keeping score. :D
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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #78 on: September 19, 2015, 09:56:35 AM »

My wife came in the other night and was upset that her back up camera on her new car wasn't working.  I looked out the living room window and our street lights were off, and it was one of the darkest nights I've ever seen.  I said, "let me know how it works in the morning when the sun is up..."  The next morning she was happy because it started working again.  I said, "it's not broke, it just doesn't work in total darkness.."
or have the garage install spot lights for back up lights.
It should work with the backup lights already on it.
Not really, backup lights are pretty much like brake lights.  Meant to be seen by others, not for illumination.
On my car, it illuminates it fine.  Good morning, men.
Morning Mayor T, another full day of kiddy duties for you?
Yup.  Been out since 7:30.  Boys just finished a soccer game.  We don't keep score at this early age but Max might have mentioned that they won 11-1.  ;)
LOL, some adults actually believe this kids are not keeping score. :D
I'm cool with that.  Anyhoo, gotta get to the next game.  See yuz.
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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #79 on: September 19, 2015, 10:05:17 AM »

My wife came in the other night and was upset that her back up camera on her new car wasn't working.  I looked out the living room window and our street lights were off, and it was one of the darkest nights I've ever seen.  I said, "let me know how it works in the morning when the sun is up..."  The next morning she was happy because it started working again.  I said, "it's not broke, it just doesn't work in total darkness.."
or have the garage install spot lights for back up lights.
It should work with the backup lights already on it.
Not really, backup lights are pretty much like brake lights.  Meant to be seen by others, not for illumination.
On my car, it illuminates it fine.  Good morning, men.
Morning Mayor T, another full day of kiddy duties for you?
Yup.  Been out since 7:30.  Boys just finished a soccer game.  We don't keep score at this early age but Max might have mentioned that they won 11-1.  ;)
LOL, some adults actually believe this kids are not keeping score. :D
I'm cool with that.  Anyhoo, gotta get to the next game.  See yuz.
Win!
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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #80 on: September 19, 2015, 10:06:23 AM »

Bottling day for my first home brew!  God only knows what it will taste like but still got to wait 2 more weeks to find out.
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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #81 on: September 19, 2015, 10:23:06 AM »

good morning guys. EPC 2nd and coffee here. I have new neighbors. they like to yell at each other early in the morning. we are going to get along just fine.
Morning Dean, better you than me with the neighbors!
of course you know I don't mind my own business and hate domestic violence so you know what's going to happen eventually.
You going to get evicted?
or get arrested.
Sounds like the smart thing to do.
I did help get the level 2 sex offender in the park evicted. he was registered in Texas using that as his primary residence and didn't register here. we had 'words' when the owner of the park, security, the sheriff, and I confronted him.
Then you got evicted and as I remember you said you learned your lesson and were going to mind your own business or something to that effect.  Next time the cease and desist order may be delivered by a bullet.
I love your positive and friendly attitude.
That's Tex, Mr. Nice Guy.
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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #82 on: September 19, 2015, 10:34:31 AM »

My wife came in the other night and was upset that her back up camera on her new car wasn't working.  I looked out the living room window and our street lights were off, and it was one of the darkest nights I've ever seen.  I said, "let me know how it works in the morning when the sun is up..."  The next morning she was happy because it started working again.  I said, "it's not broke, it just doesn't work in total darkness.."
or have the garage install spot lights for back up lights.
It should work with the backup lights already on it.
Not really, backup lights are pretty much like brake lights.  Meant to be seen by others, not for illumination.
On my car, it illuminates it fine.  Good morning, men.
Morning Mayor T, another full day of kiddy duties for you?
Yup.  Been out since 7:30.  Boys just finished a soccer game.  We don't keep score at this early age but Max might have mentioned that they won 11-1.  ;)
LOL, some adults actually believe this kids are not keeping score. :D
I'm cool with that.  Anyhoo, gotta get to the next game.  See yuz.
Win!
No....it's not important to win.  It's important to play well, have fun and feel good about yourself.
That way you are sure to be emotionally fragile and totally unprepared for the real world.
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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #83 on: September 19, 2015, 10:44:31 AM »

My wife came in the other night and was upset that her back up camera on her new car wasn't working.  I looked out the living room window and our street lights were off, and it was one of the darkest nights I've ever seen.  I said, "let me know how it works in the morning when the sun is up..."  The next morning she was happy because it started working again.  I said, "it's not broke, it just doesn't work in total darkness.."
or have the garage install spot lights for back up lights.
It should work with the backup lights already on it.
Not really, backup lights are pretty much like brake lights.  Meant to be seen by others, not for illumination.
On my car, it illuminates it fine.  Good morning, men.
Morning Mayor T, another full day of kiddy duties for you?
Yup.  Been out since 7:30.  Boys just finished a soccer game.  We don't keep score at this early age but Max might have mentioned that they won 11-1.  ;)
LOL, some adults actually believe this kids are not keeping score. :D
I'm cool with that.  Anyhoo, gotta get to the next game.  See yuz.
Win!
No....it's not important to win.  It's important to play well, have fun and feel good about yourself.
That way you are sure to be emotionally fragile and totally unprepared for the real world.
One must read all the way to the end, I read the first half and thought you had lost touch but then it all came together. :)
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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #84 on: September 19, 2015, 11:01:11 AM »

My wife came in the other night and was upset that her back up camera on her new car wasn't working.  I looked out the living room window and our street lights were off, and it was one of the darkest nights I've ever seen.  I said, "let me know how it works in the morning when the sun is up..."  The next morning she was happy because it started working again.  I said, "it's not broke, it just doesn't work in total darkness.."
or have the garage install spot lights for back up lights.
It should work with the backup lights already on it.
Not really, backup lights are pretty much like brake lights.  Meant to be seen by others, not for illumination.
On my car, it illuminates it fine.  Good morning, men.
Morning Mayor T, another full day of kiddy duties for you?
Yup.  Been out since 7:30.  Boys just finished a soccer game.  We don't keep score at this early age but Max might have mentioned that they won 11-1.  ;)
LOL, some adults actually believe this kids are not keeping score. :D
I'm cool with that.  Anyhoo, gotta get to the next game.  See yuz.
Win!
No....it's not important to win.  It's important to play well, have fun and feel good about yourself.
That way you are sure to be emotionally fragile and totally unprepared for the real world.
LMFAO!  I'm with ya.  My wife yells at me that I need to stop preaching to the kids how much life sucks.  Oh well.
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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #85 on: September 19, 2015, 11:21:51 AM »

My wife came in the other night and was upset that her back up camera on her new car wasn't working.  I looked out the living room window and our street lights were off, and it was one of the darkest nights I've ever seen.  I said, "let me know how it works in the morning when the sun is up..."  The next morning she was happy because it started working again.  I said, "it's not broke, it just doesn't work in total darkness.."
or have the garage install spot lights for back up lights.
It should work with the backup lights already on it.
Not really, backup lights are pretty much like brake lights.  Meant to be seen by others, not for illumination.
On my car, it illuminates it fine.  Good morning, men.
Morning Mayor T, another full day of kiddy duties for you?
Yup.  Been out since 7:30.  Boys just finished a soccer game.  We don't keep score at this early age but Max might have mentioned that they won 11-1.  ;)
LOL, some adults actually believe this kids are not keeping score. :D
I'm cool with that.  Anyhoo, gotta get to the next game.  See yuz.
Win!
No....it's not important to win.  It's important to play well, have fun and feel good about yourself.
That way you are sure to be emotionally fragile and totally unprepared for the real world.
LMFAO!  I'm with ya.  My wife yells at me that I need to stop preaching to the kids how much life sucks.  Oh well.
But it does! Da trut and nuthin' but da trut! Yo Antnee!
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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #86 on: September 19, 2015, 11:22:53 AM »

My wife came in the other night and was upset that her back up camera on her new car wasn't working.  I looked out the living room window and our street lights were off, and it was one of the darkest nights I've ever seen.  I said, "let me know how it works in the morning when the sun is up..."  The next morning she was happy because it started working again.  I said, "it's not broke, it just doesn't work in total darkness.."
or have the garage install spot lights for back up lights.
It should work with the backup lights already on it.
Not really, backup lights are pretty much like brake lights.  Meant to be seen by others, not for illumination.
On my car, it illuminates it fine.  Good morning, men.
Morning Mayor T, another full day of kiddy duties for you?
Yup.  Been out since 7:30.  Boys just finished a soccer game.  We don't keep score at this early age but Max might have mentioned that they won 11-1.  ;)
LOL, some adults actually believe this kids are not keeping score. :D
I'm cool with that.  Anyhoo, gotta get to the next game.  See yuz.
Win!
No....it's not important to win.  It's important to play well, have fun and feel good about yourself.
That way you are sure to be emotionally fragile and totally unprepared for the real world.
LMFAO!  I'm with ya.  My wife yells at me that I need to stop preaching to the kids how much life sucks.  Oh well.
But it does! Da trut and nuthin' but dat trut! Yo Antnee!
I'm with ya Mikey.  I'm already resolved to the fact that I will always be wrong.
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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #87 on: September 19, 2015, 11:28:03 AM »

My wife came in the other night and was upset that her back up camera on her new car wasn't working.  I looked out the living room window and our street lights were off, and it was one of the darkest nights I've ever seen.  I said, "let me know how it works in the morning when the sun is up..."  The next morning she was happy because it started working again.  I said, "it's not broke, it just doesn't work in total darkness.."
or have the garage install spot lights for back up lights.
It should work with the backup lights already on it.
Not really, backup lights are pretty much like brake lights.  Meant to be seen by others, not for illumination.
On my car, it illuminates it fine.  Good morning, men.
Morning Mayor T, another full day of kiddy duties for you?
Yup.  Been out since 7:30.  Boys just finished a soccer game.  We don't keep score at this early age but Max might have mentioned that they won 11-1.  ;)
LOL, some adults actually believe this kids are not keeping score. :D
I'm cool with that.  Anyhoo, gotta get to the next game.  See yuz.
Win!
No....it's not important to win.  It's important to play well, have fun and feel good about yourself.
That way you are sure to be emotionally fragile and totally unprepared for the real world.
LMFAO!  I'm with ya.  My wife yells at me that I need to stop preaching to the kids how much life sucks.  Oh well.
But it does! Da trut and nuthin' but dat trut! Yo Antnee!
I'm with ya Mikey.  I'm already resolved to the fact that I will always be wrong.
Whatever gave you the idea you could ever be right?
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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #88 on: September 19, 2015, 11:55:22 AM »

My wife came in the other night and was upset that her back up camera on her new car wasn't working.  I looked out the living room window and our street lights were off, and it was one of the darkest nights I've ever seen.  I said, "let me know how it works in the morning when the sun is up..."  The next morning she was happy because it started working again.  I said, "it's not broke, it just doesn't work in total darkness.."
or have the garage install spot lights for back up lights.
It should work with the backup lights already on it.
Not really, backup lights are pretty much like brake lights.  Meant to be seen by others, not for illumination.
On my car, it illuminates it fine.  Good morning, men.
Morning Mayor T, another full day of kiddy duties for you?
Yup.  Been out since 7:30.  Boys just finished a soccer game.  We don't keep score at this early age but Max might have mentioned that they won 11-1.  ;)
LOL, some adults actually believe this kids are not keeping score. :D
I'm cool with that.  Anyhoo, gotta get to the next game.  See yuz.
Win!
No....it's not important to win.  It's important to play well, have fun and feel good about yourself.
That way you are sure to be emotionally fragile and totally unprepared for the real world.
LMFAO!  I'm with ya.  My wife yells at me that I need to stop preaching to the kids how much life sucks.  Oh well.
But it does! Da trut and nuthin' but dat trut! Yo Antnee!
I'm with ya Mikey.  I'm already resolved to the fact that I will always be wrong.
Whatever gave you the idea you could ever be right?
Indeed. His relative youth betrays a glimmer of idealism and fairness, only recently extinguished.
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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #89 on: September 19, 2015, 11:56:00 AM »

Hemingway Classic fired up for the first kickoff.
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