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[South Carolina Redfish]

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Water Ice into wine??

Well she could turn my penis wrong side out too if she wants and I will provide her some creme-broulee to go with her wine.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Welcome back Travellin Dave

Well they thought they were all set with their presentation until I shot holes through it up one side and down the other.
They can't get out of having invited me for two more presentations tomorrow....but don't think they'll want me back again.   

BAstige

[Travellin Dave]

I am feeling like some Pizza and Real Man Beer for dinner.

What, like Miller or Budweiser?....them ferigner beers, or Coors, another ferign sellout?

[razgueado]

Need to have a manhunt for the bastige that killed the banter.

And no gun restrictions here.

Good, because I'm carrying a full Glock 22 and have two extra mags in the backpack.

Now I am a jealous bastige, I am carrying a 1-7/8" blade pocket knife and 2 oz of pepper spray.

The knife is a SOG auto. No pepper spray, but the thermos bottle still has some coffee that's pretty hot.

But none of this matters, because we have "safe rooms" here.  Safe means they took some conference rooms and hung yellow-and-black signs over the doors and posted instructions inside about locking the doors and being quiet. So, y'know, I could just hide in there and be completely protected.

[Travellin Dave]

Or this T-shirt:

Water Ice into wine??

Well she could turn my penis wrong side out too if she wants and I will provide her some creme-broulee to go with her wine.

Who?  Alicia?  Nice curvy number isn't she!

[South Carolina Redfish]

I am feeling like some Pizza and Real Man Beer for dinner.

What, like Miller or Budweiser?....them ferigner beers, or Coors, another ferign sellout?

Like something made in TX

[South Carolina Redfish]

Need to have a manhunt for the bastige that killed the banter.

And no gun restrictions here.

Good, because I'm carrying a full Glock 22 and have two extra mags in the backpack.

Now I am a jealous bastige, I am carrying a 1-7/8" blade pocket knife and 2 oz of pepper spray.

The knife is a SOG auto. No pepper spray, but the thermos bottle still has some coffee that's pretty hot.

But none of this matters, because we have "safe rooms" here.  Safe means they took some conference rooms and hung yellow-and-black signs over the doors and posted instructions inside about locking the doors and being quiet. So, y'know, I could just hide in there and be completely protected.

Certainly be safe not sorry - run and hide!

[South Carolina Redfish]

Or this T-shirt:

Water Ice into wine??

Well she could turn my penis wrong side out too if she wants and I will provide her some creme-broulee to go with her wine.

Who?  Alicia?  Nice curvy number isn't she!

Yeah something like that, think I will show her the 19 incher

[South Carolina Redfish]

Guess I should not have called CG a Pu$$y he farted and went home.

[CigarGuy87]

Guess I should not have called CG a Pu$$y he farted and went home.

Oh hey ya old bastard!  Just got done with a BI demo, same company we used at TITN - new boss loves the solution and the price, more brownie points for CG87!

[South Carolina Redfish]

Guess I should not have called CG a Pu$$y he farted and went home.

Oh hey ya old bastard!  Just got done with a BI demo, same company we used at TITN - new boss loves the solution and the price, more brownie points for CG87!

What is a BI some new kind of enema?

[South Carolina Redfish]

Guess I should not have called CG a Pu$$y he farted and went home.

Oh hey ya old bastard!  Just got done with a BI demo, same company we used at TITN - new boss loves the solution and the price, more brownie points for CG87!

Dad Left already

[South Carolina Redfish]

45 Minutes Until Closing    Dow -415
                                    S&P -53

[CigarGuy87]

Guess I should not have called CG a Pu$$y he farted and went home.

Oh hey ya old bastard!  Just got done with a BI demo, same company we used at TITN - new boss loves the solution and the price, more brownie points for CG87!

What is a BI some new kind of enema?

Business Intelligence, a dashboard reporting package

[CigarGuy87]

45 Minutes Until Closing    Dow -415

Yuck, I think it'll rally to -320