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Re: 9/1/2015
« Reply #195 on: September 01, 2015, 11:56:42 AM »

Read it and weep!

Dow  16,171   -357
We running to the banks?
Not me, just waiting on the correct buying opportunity.
I'm an optimist, so I can't sell...  I believe the financial term for that would be dumbass.
Morning Dad, post us a picture of that new car!
We left a message for a recommended Honda salesman to have called us last Friday morning, my wife's only day off for car shopping.  We sat at home waiting for him to call, but he never did.  I'm not sure if he got the message or not..?  I also wanted to wait another week hoping there would be a Labor Day Sale.  But so for, I only see Honda advertising their End of Summer Sale which is 0% financing, which we do not want.  Again, I can't make up my mind.  We like the Honda Civic EX for $19,210 True Car price (without sales tax, fees, etc.).  But the Accord LX (Basic) is $19,546 (True Car).  The Accord does not have the bells and whistles the Civic has, but it is bigger, better ride, more quiet, and has a larger engine without sacrificing much gas mileage over the Civic (almost the same gas mileage.)  My wife wants the Civic because it's smaller, but I bet the Accord is nicer.  The Civic is rated 50% over average on reliability (excellent), and the Accord is rated 40% above avg.  My wife wants the most reliable car.  We should be going again this Friday.
One thing I don't question is the reliability of Honda Cars relative to all other cars.  Honda is really good stuff mechanically and the electronics.
The dealer is offering a Life Time Warranty on the engine.  There's a few dealers in St. Louis that has been doing that too.  We really like the Civic, but the air conditioner will cut off when you give it the gas.  I know it's to give the car more power, but I just hate that.  I guess I just want to go fast while I stay cool.. :)  My wife said she could still feel the air with her face in my lap... So go figure..?
I would go with the car that includes the blowjob.
Was there a question? Isn't that automatic when you buy the wife a new car? Especially if you let her have a say in the decision?
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Re: 9/1/2015
« Reply #196 on: September 01, 2015, 11:57:27 AM »

Read it and weep!

Dow  16,171   -357
We running to the banks?
Not me, just waiting on the correct buying opportunity.
I'm an optimist, so I can't sell...  I believe the financial term for that would be dumbass.
I am an optimist so I can't buy or in Financial Terms I already lost my ass too many times..
I do have great financial hindsight, thou...!
The stock market is really pretty easy to win at, all you have to do is beat out the Chinese, Big 5 Banks, Goldman Saks, dozen or so hedge funds  and the Federal Reserve Bank and you got it by the balls.
Invest in the S&P 500, that's what my commie Buffet says to do.  He has a million dollar bet with a top hedge fund manager that the S&P500 will beat him over a 5 year average - he was winning at the Annual Shareholder Meeting.
He also says a collapse is in the making...... ???
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Re: 9/1/2015
« Reply #197 on: September 01, 2015, 11:57:57 AM »

Read it and weep!

Dow  16,171   -357
We running to the banks?
Not me, just waiting on the correct buying opportunity.
I'm an optimist, so I can't sell...  I believe the financial term for that would be dumbass.
Morning Dad, post us a picture of that new car!
We left a message for a recommended Honda salesman to have called us last Friday morning, my wife's only day off for car shopping.  We sat at home waiting for him to call, but he never did.  I'm not sure if he got the message or not..?  I also wanted to wait another week hoping there would be a Labor Day Sale.  But so for, I only see Honda advertising their End of Summer Sale which is 0% financing, which we do not want.  Again, I can't make up my mind.  We like the Honda Civic EX for $19,210 True Car price (without sales tax, fees, etc.).  But the Accord LX (Basic) is $19,546 (True Car).  The Accord does not have the bells and whistles the Civic has, but it is bigger, better ride, more quiet, and has a larger engine without sacrificing much gas mileage over the Civic (almost the same gas mileage.)  My wife wants the Civic because it's smaller, but I bet the Accord is nicer.  The Civic is rated 50% over average on reliability (excellent), and the Accord is rated 40% above avg.  My wife wants the most reliable car.  We should be going again this Friday.
One thing I don't question is the reliability of Honda Cars relative to all other cars.  Honda is really good stuff mechanically and the electronics.
The dealer is offering a Life Time Warranty on the engine.  There's a few dealers in St. Louis that has been doing that too.  We really like the Civic, but the air conditioner will cut off when you give it the gas.  I know it's to give the car more power, but I just hate that.  I guess I just want to go fast while I stay cool.. :)  My wife said she could still feel the air with her face in my lap... So go figure..?
I would go with the car that includes the blowjob.
Was there a question? Isn't that automatic when you buy the wife a new car? Especially if you let her have a say in the decision?
No, No and No
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Re: 9/1/2015
« Reply #198 on: September 01, 2015, 11:58:49 AM »

Read it and weep!

Dow  16,171   -357
We running to the banks?
Not me, just waiting on the correct buying opportunity.
I'm an optimist, so I can't sell...  I believe the financial term for that would be dumbass.
Morning Dad, post us a picture of that new car!
We left a message for a recommended Honda salesman to have called us last Friday morning, my wife's only day off for car shopping.  We sat at home waiting for him to call, but he never did.  I'm not sure if he got the message or not..?  I also wanted to wait another week hoping there would be a Labor Day Sale.  But so for, I only see Honda advertising their End of Summer Sale which is 0% financing, which we do not want.  Again, I can't make up my mind.  We like the Honda Civic EX for $19,210 True Car price (without sales tax, fees, etc.).  But the Accord LX (Basic) is $19,546 (True Car).  The Accord does not have the bells and whistles the Civic has, but it is bigger, better ride, more quiet, and has a larger engine without sacrificing much gas mileage over the Civic (almost the same gas mileage.)  My wife wants the Civic because it's smaller, but I bet the Accord is nicer.  The Civic is rated 50% over average on reliability (excellent), and the Accord is rated 40% above avg.  My wife wants the most reliable car.  We should be going again this Friday.
One thing I don't question is the reliability of Honda Cars relative to all other cars.  Honda is really good stuff mechanically and the electronics.
Agreed there - personally, I would take the bigger car for safety reasons - I wouldn't feel very confident in a civic on an interstate or if I were to get into an accident.  Did you check insurance prices between the two, just to make sure there isn't a huge discrepancy?
+10 on size and safety
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Re: 9/1/2015
« Reply #199 on: September 01, 2015, 11:59:50 AM »

Read it and weep!

Dow  16,171   -357
We running to the banks?
Not me, just waiting on the correct buying opportunity.
I'm an optimist, so I can't sell...  I believe the financial term for that would be dumbass.
Morning Dad, post us a picture of that new car!
We left a message for a recommended Honda salesman to have called us last Friday morning, my wife's only day off for car shopping.  We sat at home waiting for him to call, but he never did.  I'm not sure if he got the message or not..?  I also wanted to wait another week hoping there would be a Labor Day Sale.  But so for, I only see Honda advertising their End of Summer Sale which is 0% financing, which we do not want.  Again, I can't make up my mind.  We like the Honda Civic EX for $19,210 True Car price (without sales tax, fees, etc.).  But the Accord LX (Basic) is $19,546 (True Car).  The Accord does not have the bells and whistles the Civic has, but it is bigger, better ride, more quiet, and has a larger engine without sacrificing much gas mileage over the Civic (almost the same gas mileage.)  My wife wants the Civic because it's smaller, but I bet the Accord is nicer.  The Civic is rated 50% over average on reliability (excellent), and the Accord is rated 40% above avg.  My wife wants the most reliable car.  We should be going again this Friday.
One thing I don't question is the reliability of Honda Cars relative to all other cars.  Honda is really good stuff mechanically and the electronics.
The dealer is offering a Life Time Warranty on the engine.  There's a few dealers in St. Louis that has been doing that too.  We really like the Civic, but the air conditioner will cut off when you give it the gas.  I know it's to give the car more power, but I just hate that.  I guess I just want to go fast while I stay cool.. :)  My wife said she could still feel the air with her face in my lap... So go figure..?
I would go with the car that includes the blowjob.
Was there a question? Isn't that automatic when you buy the wife a new car? Especially if you let her have a say in the decision?
No, No and No
No wonder I don't buy the wife new cars.
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Re: 9/1/2015
« Reply #200 on: September 01, 2015, 12:00:04 PM »

Read it and weep!

Dow  16,171   -357
We running to the banks?
Not me, just waiting on the correct buying opportunity.
I'm an optimist, so I can't sell...  I believe the financial term for that would be dumbass.
Morning Dad, post us a picture of that new car!
We left a message for a recommended Honda salesman to have called us last Friday morning, my wife's only day off for car shopping.  We sat at home waiting for him to call, but he never did.  I'm not sure if he got the message or not..?  I also wanted to wait another week hoping there would be a Labor Day Sale.  But so for, I only see Honda advertising their End of Summer Sale which is 0% financing, which we do not want.  Again, I can't make up my mind.  We like the Honda Civic EX for $19,210 True Car price (without sales tax, fees, etc.).  But the Accord LX (Basic) is $19,546 (True Car).  The Accord does not have the bells and whistles the Civic has, but it is bigger, better ride, more quiet, and has a larger engine without sacrificing much gas mileage over the Civic (almost the same gas mileage.)  My wife wants the Civic because it's smaller, but I bet the Accord is nicer.  The Civic is rated 50% over average on reliability (excellent), and the Accord is rated 40% above avg.  My wife wants the most reliable car.  We should be going again this Friday.
One thing I don't question is the reliability of Honda Cars relative to all other cars.  Honda is really good stuff mechanically and the electronics.
Agreed there - personally, I would take the bigger car for safety reasons - I wouldn't feel very confident in a civic on an interstate or if I were to get into an accident.  Did you check insurance prices between the two, just to make sure there isn't a huge discrepancy?
+10 on size and safety
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Re: 9/1/2015
« Reply #201 on: September 01, 2015, 12:00:14 PM »

I am hungry what is for lunch?
i am having the chicken, munster cheese, lettuce, tomatoe and russian dressing hero i bought yesterday.
with some crystal light berry blend... 8)
That combo does not do too much for me
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Re: 9/1/2015
« Reply #202 on: September 01, 2015, 12:00:48 PM »

Read it and weep!

Dow  16,171   -357
We running to the banks?
Not me, just waiting on the correct buying opportunity.
I'm an optimist, so I can't sell...  I believe the financial term for that would be dumbass.
Morning Dad, post us a picture of that new car!
We left a message for a recommended Honda salesman to have called us last Friday morning, my wife's only day off for car shopping.  We sat at home waiting for him to call, but he never did.  I'm not sure if he got the message or not..?  I also wanted to wait another week hoping there would be a Labor Day Sale.  But so for, I only see Honda advertising their End of Summer Sale which is 0% financing, which we do not want.  Again, I can't make up my mind.  We like the Honda Civic EX for $19,210 True Car price (without sales tax, fees, etc.).  But the Accord LX (Basic) is $19,546 (True Car).  The Accord does not have the bells and whistles the Civic has, but it is bigger, better ride, more quiet, and has a larger engine without sacrificing much gas mileage over the Civic (almost the same gas mileage.)  My wife wants the Civic because it's smaller, but I bet the Accord is nicer.  The Civic is rated 50% over average on reliability (excellent), and the Accord is rated 40% above avg.  My wife wants the most reliable car.  We should be going again this Friday.
One thing I don't question is the reliability of Honda Cars relative to all other cars.  Honda is really good stuff mechanically and the electronics.
Agreed there - personally, I would take the bigger car for safety reasons - I wouldn't feel very confident in a civic on an interstate or if I were to get into an accident.  Did you check insurance prices between the two, just to make sure there isn't a huge discrepancy?
Both 4 door sedans, wouldn't be much difference.
A Cavalier and Impala are both 4 door sedans too, just not sure how the safety ratings fell or what the commie-insurance guys think.
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Re: 9/1/2015
« Reply #203 on: September 01, 2015, 12:01:08 PM »

Read it and weep!

Dow  16,171   -357
We running to the banks?
Not me, just waiting on the correct buying opportunity.
I'm an optimist, so I can't sell...  I believe the financial term for that would be dumbass.
Morning Dad, post us a picture of that new car!
We left a message for a recommended Honda salesman to have called us last Friday morning, my wife's only day off for car shopping.  We sat at home waiting for him to call, but he never did.  I'm not sure if he got the message or not..?  I also wanted to wait another week hoping there would be a Labor Day Sale.  But so for, I only see Honda advertising their End of Summer Sale which is 0% financing, which we do not want.  Again, I can't make up my mind.  We like the Honda Civic EX for $19,210 True Car price (without sales tax, fees, etc.).  But the Accord LX (Basic) is $19,546 (True Car).  The Accord does not have the bells and whistles the Civic has, but it is bigger, better ride, more quiet, and has a larger engine without sacrificing much gas mileage over the Civic (almost the same gas mileage.)  My wife wants the Civic because it's smaller, but I bet the Accord is nicer.  The Civic is rated 50% over average on reliability (excellent), and the Accord is rated 40% above avg.  My wife wants the most reliable car.  We should be going again this Friday.
One thing I don't question is the reliability of Honda Cars relative to all other cars.  Honda is really good stuff mechanically and the electronics.
Agreed there - personally, I would take the bigger car for safety reasons - I wouldn't feel very confident in a civic on an interstate or if I were to get into an accident.  Did you check insurance prices between the two, just to make sure there isn't a huge discrepancy?
+10 on size and safety
TWSS
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Re: 9/1/2015
« Reply #204 on: September 01, 2015, 12:02:38 PM »

Read it and weep!

Dow  16,171   -357
We running to the banks?
Not me, just waiting on the correct buying opportunity.
I'm an optimist, so I can't sell...  I believe the financial term for that would be dumbass.
Morning Dad, post us a picture of that new car!
We left a message for a recommended Honda salesman to have called us last Friday morning, my wife's only day off for car shopping.  We sat at home waiting for him to call, but he never did.  I'm not sure if he got the message or not..?  I also wanted to wait another week hoping there would be a Labor Day Sale.  But so for, I only see Honda advertising their End of Summer Sale which is 0% financing, which we do not want.  Again, I can't make up my mind.  We like the Honda Civic EX for $19,210 True Car price (without sales tax, fees, etc.).  But the Accord LX (Basic) is $19,546 (True Car).  The Accord does not have the bells and whistles the Civic has, but it is bigger, better ride, more quiet, and has a larger engine without sacrificing much gas mileage over the Civic (almost the same gas mileage.)  My wife wants the Civic because it's smaller, but I bet the Accord is nicer.  The Civic is rated 50% over average on reliability (excellent), and the Accord is rated 40% above avg.  My wife wants the most reliable car.  We should be going again this Friday.
One thing I don't question is the reliability of Honda Cars relative to all other cars.  Honda is really good stuff mechanically and the electronics.
Agreed there - personally, I would take the bigger car for safety reasons - I wouldn't feel very confident in a civic on an interstate or if I were to get into an accident.  Did you check insurance prices between the two, just to make sure there isn't a huge discrepancy?
+10 on size and safety
TWSS
19.8", want me to post the picture?
This is a trick question, isn't it? If I say no, you're going to post it anyway, just because it's Tuesday.  So here's my answer: GFY.
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Re: 9/1/2015
« Reply #205 on: September 01, 2015, 12:03:24 PM »

I am hungry what is for lunch?
i am having the chicken, munster cheese, lettuce, tomatoe and russian dressing hero i bought yesterday.
with some crystal light berry blend... 8)
That combo does not do too much for me
it was a special, came with a free can of soda pop. I choose Diet Mt. Dew.  drank that yesterday
with the lamb gyro.
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Re: 9/1/2015
« Reply #206 on: September 01, 2015, 12:04:47 PM »

I am hungry what is for lunch?
i am having the chicken, munster cheese, lettuce, tomatoe and russian dressing hero i bought yesterday.
with some crystal light berry blend... 8)
That combo does not do too much for me
it was a special, came with a free can of soda pop. I choose Diet Mt. Dew.  drank that yesterday
with the lamb gyro.
Good start on the embalming process for your funeral. ;-)
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Re: 9/1/2015
« Reply #207 on: September 01, 2015, 12:04:54 PM »

Read it and weep!

Dow  16,171   -357
We running to the banks?
Not me, just waiting on the correct buying opportunity.
I'm an optimist, so I can't sell...  I believe the financial term for that would be dumbass.
Morning Dad, post us a picture of that new car!
We left a message for a recommended Honda salesman to have called us last Friday morning, my wife's only day off for car shopping.  We sat at home waiting for him to call, but he never did.  I'm not sure if he got the message or not..?  I also wanted to wait another week hoping there would be a Labor Day Sale.  But so for, I only see Honda advertising their End of Summer Sale which is 0% financing, which we do not want.  Again, I can't make up my mind.  We like the Honda Civic EX for $19,210 True Car price (without sales tax, fees, etc.).  But the Accord LX (Basic) is $19,546 (True Car).  The Accord does not have the bells and whistles the Civic has, but it is bigger, better ride, more quiet, and has a larger engine without sacrificing much gas mileage over the Civic (almost the same gas mileage.)  My wife wants the Civic because it's smaller, but I bet the Accord is nicer.  The Civic is rated 50% over average on reliability (excellent), and the Accord is rated 40% above avg.  My wife wants the most reliable car.  We should be going again this Friday.
One thing I don't question is the reliability of Honda Cars relative to all other cars.  Honda is really good stuff mechanically and the electronics.
Agreed there - personally, I would take the bigger car for safety reasons - I wouldn't feel very confident in a civic on an interstate or if I were to get into an accident.  Did you check insurance prices between the two, just to make sure there isn't a huge discrepancy?
Both 4 door sedans, wouldn't be much difference.
A Cavalier and Impala are both 4 door sedans too, just not sure how the safety ratings fell or what the commie-insurance guys think.
Just avoid these!

http://247wallst.com/special-report/2015/08/20/the-most-dangerous-cars-in-america-2/2/
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Re: 9/1/2015
« Reply #208 on: September 01, 2015, 12:06:20 PM »

Read it and weep!

Dow  16,171   -357
We running to the banks?
Not me, just waiting on the correct buying opportunity.
I'm an optimist, so I can't sell...  I believe the financial term for that would be dumbass.
Morning Dad, post us a picture of that new car!
We left a message for a recommended Honda salesman to have called us last Friday morning, my wife's only day off for car shopping.  We sat at home waiting for him to call, but he never did.  I'm not sure if he got the message or not..?  I also wanted to wait another week hoping there would be a Labor Day Sale.  But so for, I only see Honda advertising their End of Summer Sale which is 0% financing, which we do not want.  Again, I can't make up my mind.  We like the Honda Civic EX for $19,210 True Car price (without sales tax, fees, etc.).  But the Accord LX (Basic) is $19,546 (True Car).  The Accord does not have the bells and whistles the Civic has, but it is bigger, better ride, more quiet, and has a larger engine without sacrificing much gas mileage over the Civic (almost the same gas mileage.)  My wife wants the Civic because it's smaller, but I bet the Accord is nicer.  The Civic is rated 50% over average on reliability (excellent), and the Accord is rated 40% above avg.  My wife wants the most reliable car.  We should be going again this Friday.
One thing I don't question is the reliability of Honda Cars relative to all other cars.  Honda is really good stuff mechanically and the electronics.
Agreed there - personally, I would take the bigger car for safety reasons - I wouldn't feel very confident in a civic on an interstate or if I were to get into an accident.  Did you check insurance prices between the two, just to make sure there isn't a huge discrepancy?
+10 on size and safety
TWSS
19.8", want me to post the picture?
This is a trick question, isn't it? If I say no, you're going to post it anyway, just because it's Tuesday.  So here's my answer: GFY.
2 points for originality but I may post It after everybody but you goes home for the afternoon anyway.
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Re: 9/1/2015
« Reply #209 on: September 01, 2015, 12:08:30 PM »

Read it and weep!

Dow  16,171   -357
We running to the banks?
Not me, just waiting on the correct buying opportunity.
I'm an optimist, so I can't sell...  I believe the financial term for that would be dumbass.
Morning Dad, post us a picture of that new car!
We left a message for a recommended Honda salesman to have called us last Friday morning, my wife's only day off for car shopping.  We sat at home waiting for him to call, but he never did.  I'm not sure if he got the message or not..?  I also wanted to wait another week hoping there would be a Labor Day Sale.  But so for, I only see Honda advertising their End of Summer Sale which is 0% financing, which we do not want.  Again, I can't make up my mind.  We like the Honda Civic EX for $19,210 True Car price (without sales tax, fees, etc.).  But the Accord LX (Basic) is $19,546 (True Car).  The Accord does not have the bells and whistles the Civic has, but it is bigger, better ride, more quiet, and has a larger engine without sacrificing much gas mileage over the Civic (almost the same gas mileage.)  My wife wants the Civic because it's smaller, but I bet the Accord is nicer.  The Civic is rated 50% over average on reliability (excellent), and the Accord is rated 40% above avg.  My wife wants the most reliable car.  We should be going again this Friday.
One thing I don't question is the reliability of Honda Cars relative to all other cars.  Honda is really good stuff mechanically and the electronics.
Agreed there - personally, I would take the bigger car for safety reasons - I wouldn't feel very confident in a civic on an interstate or if I were to get into an accident.  Did you check insurance prices between the two, just to make sure there isn't a huge discrepancy?
+10 on size and safety
TWSS
19.8", want me to post the picture?
This is a trick question, isn't it? If I say no, you're going to post it anyway, just because it's Tuesday.  So here's my answer: GFY.
2 points for originality but I may post It after everybody but you goes home for the afternoon anyway.
Knock yourself out. I'm filtering out all photos, just in case.
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