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Re: 8/31/2015
« Reply #300 on: August 31, 2015, 05:54:15 PM »

Speaking of Beer & Cigars it is time to go enjoy both.  Later All

See ya, Dave
Have a good night Tex
I ain't gone to sleep yet!  On the patio with a JDN Joya Red that Famous threw in gratis on an order a while back.  Tito's and Sparkling Water on the side.
Make to let us know what you think of the JDN. Got one of those freebies sitting in my humidor waiting for me to get around to it.
JDN - a good solid Nigaruaquan cigar.  Prefer the dark corojo myself.
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Re: 8/31/2015
« Reply #301 on: August 31, 2015, 05:55:37 PM »

:o :o :o :o :o


ROBERTO Esquivel Cabrera has just set a world record for having the longest penis.

The 52-year-old Mexican measured in at a whopping 18.9 inches (48.2cm), with a tip circumference of 10 inches (25cm), at certification by World Record Academy officials yesterday.
Mr Cabrera had been hoping for recognition by Guinness World Records but had to settle for the less famous certifier after Guinness confirmed it had no category for penis size.
The World Record Academy stepped in after Mr Cabrera shared his story with a local journalist in an interview that was picked up by the world press over the weekend.
He told how his massive member had ruined his life, preventing him from having a relationship and even getting a job.
“Look where it is, it goes far below the knees,” Mr Cabrera said.
“I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support.”
Women were too frightened to have sex with him, so he had never had a long-term girlfriend, let alone a wife.
TMI
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Re: 8/31/2015
« Reply #302 on: August 31, 2015, 05:59:45 PM »

Speaking of Beer & Cigars it is time to go enjoy both.  Later All

See ya, Dave
Have a good night Tex
I ain't gone to sleep yet!  On the patio with a JDN Joya Red that Famous threw in gratis on an order a while back.  Tito's and Sparkling Water on the side.

Some good reviews on these... what's yours?
Joya Red's definitely under the radar.  Fine solid smoke, nice flavors and good price to be had.
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Re: 8/31/2015
« Reply #303 on: August 31, 2015, 06:02:44 PM »



:o :o :o :o :o


ROBERTO Esquivel Cabrera has just set a world record for having the longest penis.

The 52-year-old Mexican measured in at a whopping 18.9 inches (48.2cm), with a tip circumference of 10 inches (25cm), at certification by World Record Academy officials yesterday.
Mr Cabrera had been hoping for recognition by Guinness World Records but had to settle for the less famous certifier after Guinness confirmed it had no category for penis size.
The World Record Academy stepped in after Mr Cabrera shared his story with a local journalist in an interview that was picked up by the world press over the weekend.
He told how his massive member had ruined his life, preventing him from having a relationship and even getting a job.
“Look where it is, it goes far below the knees,” Mr Cabrera said.
“I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support.”
Women were too frightened to have sex with him, so he had never had a long-term girlfriend, let alone a wife.
TMI

Way, WAY too much information.
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Re: 8/31/2015
« Reply #304 on: August 31, 2015, 06:03:23 PM »

Speaking of Beer & Cigars it is time to go enjoy both.  Later All

See ya, Dave
Have a good night Tex
I ain't gone to sleep yet!  On the patio with a JDN Joya Red that Famous threw in gratis on an order a while back.  Tito's and Sparkling Water on the side.

Some good reviews on these... what's yours?
Joya Red's definitely under the radar.  Fine solid smoke, nice flavors and good price to be had.
Well then, think I better smoke one tonight.
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Re: 8/31/2015
« Reply #305 on: August 31, 2015, 06:04:19 PM »



:o :o :o :o :o


ROBERTO Esquivel Cabrera has just set a world record for having the longest penis.

The 52-year-old Mexican measured in at a whopping 18.9 inches (48.2cm), with a tip circumference of 10 inches (25cm), at certification by World Record Academy officials yesterday.
Mr Cabrera had been hoping for recognition by Guinness World Records but had to settle for the less famous certifier after Guinness confirmed it had no category for penis size.
The World Record Academy stepped in after Mr Cabrera shared his story with a local journalist in an interview that was picked up by the world press over the weekend.
He told how his massive member had ruined his life, preventing him from having a relationship and even getting a job.
“Look where it is, it goes far below the knees,” Mr Cabrera said.
“I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support.”
Women were too frightened to have sex with him, so he had never had a long-term girlfriend, let alone a wife.
TMI

Way, WAY too much information.
Now don't get yourself too depressed.
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Re: 8/31/2015
« Reply #306 on: August 31, 2015, 06:05:24 PM »

Speaking of Beer & Cigars it is time to go enjoy both.  Later All

See ya, Dave
Have a good night Tex
I ain't gone to sleep yet!  On the patio with a JDN Joya Red that Famous threw in gratis on an order a while back.  Tito's and Sparkling Water on the side.
Make to let us know what you think of the JDN. Got one of those freebies sitting in my humidor waiting for me to get around to it.
JDN - a good solid Nigaruaquan cigar.  Prefer the dark corojo myself.
I prefer several other JDN's but they are stronger and cost more too.
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Re: 8/31/2015
« Reply #307 on: August 31, 2015, 06:05:44 PM »

Speaking of Beer & Cigars it is time to go enjoy both.  Later All

See ya, Dave
Have a good night Tex
I ain't gone to sleep yet!  On the patio with a JDN Joya Red that Famous threw in gratis on an order a while back.  Tito's and Sparkling Water on the side.

Some good reviews on these... what's yours?
Joya Red's definitely under the radar.  Fine solid smoke, nice flavors and good price to be had.
Well then, think I better smoke one tonight.
And a solid medium, so one of the few JdN's that can be smoked any time of day.
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Re: 8/31/2015
« Reply #308 on: August 31, 2015, 06:06:09 PM »



:o :o :o :o :o


ROBERTO Esquivel Cabrera has just set a world record for having the longest penis.

The 52-year-old Mexican measured in at a whopping 18.9 inches (48.2cm), with a tip circumference of 10 inches (25cm), at certification by World Record Academy officials yesterday.
Mr Cabrera had been hoping for recognition by Guinness World Records but had to settle for the less famous certifier after Guinness confirmed it had no category for penis size.
The World Record Academy stepped in after Mr Cabrera shared his story with a local journalist in an interview that was picked up by the world press over the weekend.
He told how his massive member had ruined his life, preventing him from having a relationship and even getting a job.
“Look where it is, it goes far below the knees,” Mr Cabrera said.
“I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support.”
Women were too frightened to have sex with him, so he had never had a long-term girlfriend, let alone a wife.
TMI

Way, WAY too much information.
Jealous Bastiges
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Re: 8/31/2015
« Reply #309 on: August 31, 2015, 06:06:16 PM »

Speaking of Beer & Cigars it is time to go enjoy both.  Later All

See ya, Dave
Have a good night Tex
I ain't gone to sleep yet!  On the patio with a JDN Joya Red that Famous threw in gratis on an order a while back.  Tito's and Sparkling Water on the side.
Make to let us know what you think of the JDN. Got one of those freebies sitting in my humidor waiting for me to get around to it.
JDN - a good solid Nigaruaquan cigar.  Prefer the dark corojo myself.
I prefer several other JDN's but they are stronger and cost more too.
Indeed.
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Re: 8/31/2015
« Reply #310 on: August 31, 2015, 06:07:18 PM »

Speaking of Beer & Cigars it is time to go enjoy both.  Later All

See ya, Dave
Have a good night Tex
I ain't gone to sleep yet!  On the patio with a JDN Joya Red that Famous threw in gratis on an order a while back.  Tito's and Sparkling Water on the side.

Some good reviews on these... what's yours?
Joya Red's definitely under the radar.  Fine solid smoke, nice flavors and good price to be had.
Well then, think I better smoke one tonight.
And a solid medium, so one of the few JdN's that can be smoked any time of day.
Best free throw in cigar I ever got from Famous that is for damn sure.
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Re: 8/31/2015
« Reply #311 on: August 31, 2015, 06:16:19 PM »

So damn typical

The father of the young female reporter killed by a black gay former colleague obsessed with serial killers and imagined racial slights has announced that he is going to make gun control the focus of his life’s work… right after he buys one.

The father of slain TV reporter Alison Parker says he thinks he will have to buy a gun now that he has decided to be an outspoken advocate for tougher gun laws.

Adam Parker made the remarks Friday outside the station where his daughter worked. He said he currently doesn’t own a gun, but believes he will now have to buy one because his mission will be tougher gun laws.
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Re: 8/31/2015
« Reply #312 on: August 31, 2015, 06:39:15 PM »

So damn typical

The father of the young female reporter killed by a black gay former colleague obsessed with serial killers and imagined racial slights has announced that he is going to make gun control the focus of his life’s work… right after he buys one.

The father of slain TV reporter Alison Parker says he thinks he will have to buy a gun now that he has decided to be an outspoken advocate for tougher gun laws.

Adam Parker made the remarks Friday outside the station where his daughter worked. He said he currently doesn’t own a gun, but believes he will now have to buy one because his mission will be tougher gun laws.
Same rationale as Kennedy buying up all the Cubans before initiating the embargo.
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Re: 8/31/2015
« Reply #313 on: August 31, 2015, 06:52:10 PM »

So damn typical

The father of the young female reporter killed by a black gay former colleague obsessed with serial killers and imagined racial slights has announced that he is going to make gun control the focus of his life’s work… right after he buys one.

The father of slain TV reporter Alison Parker says he thinks he will have to buy a gun now that he has decided to be an outspoken advocate for tougher gun laws.

Adam Parker made the remarks Friday outside the station where his daughter worked. He said he currently doesn’t own a gun, but believes he will now have to buy one because his mission will be tougher gun laws.
The old "once I got mine" then control them scheme.
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Re: 8/31/2015
« Reply #314 on: August 31, 2015, 06:58:52 PM »

Time for some dinner.
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